GOLDEN GLOBES: Demi Moore stays home, bitches about her hair

By: The Superficial / January 18, 2010

While Ashton Kutcher presented at last night’s Golden Globes, Demi Moore stayed at home because she was having “a bad hair day” and tweeted a pic of herself to prove it. Except one small problem: She’s fucking Demi Moore. Seriously, how does the prime financier of the entire plastic surgery industry not have a team of hair stylists living in her basement? I think I know what’s really going on here. She ran out of unicorn blood and her body reverted back to it’s natural state. Picture your grandmother naked, but with the head of Demi Moore. Then try not to nail gun your penis which is exactly what I’m doing.

Photo: Demi Moore