GOLDEN GLOBES: Demi Moore stays home, bitches about her hair

January 18th, 2010 // 48 Comments

While Ashton Kutcher presented at last night’s Golden Globes, Demi Moore stayed at home because she was having “a bad hair day” and tweeted a pic of herself to prove it. Except one small problem: She’s fucking Demi Moore. Seriously, how does the prime financier of the entire plastic surgery industry not have a team of hair stylists living in her basement? I think I know what’s really going on here. She ran out of unicorn blood and her body reverted back to it’s natural state. Picture your grandmother naked, but with the head of Demi Moore. Then try not to nail gun your penis which is exactly what I’m doing.

Photo: Demi Moore
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  1. Cute

    She looks good. /thread

  2. angry face

    Whats up with the doll sitting on the chair? Is that Ashton?

  3. Phil

    She either had PMS or was pissed because she’ll never be nominated for anything. Except a Razzie.

  4. AndrewMaccloud

    No one expects GI Jane to succeed in an inhumanly punishing Golden Globe regime that has a standard 60% dropout rate for men and woman .

    However, GI Jane l is determined to prove everyone wrong unless of course she’s having a bad hair day ..which unfortenately is the case everyday..

    Well nice acting, being sick and having a bad hairday ,she deserves a Golden Globe for that..

  5. La Manchuba

    She might not be having such a bad hair day if she’d wash that shit. Eeeww.

    She’s a bit past her sell-by date to be acting like such a diva; she needs to get over herself ASAP.

  6. blade

    WHY THE FUCK DOESNT SHE JUST GET A PIC OF ANJA RUBIK’S HAIR AND PHOTOSHOP IT ONTO HER OWN HEAD AND GO TO THE AWARDS LIKE THAT.

  7. Jade

    I think there is more to this than just a bad hair day. I mean do you really think she does her own hair when she does go to things like that? I think they got into a fight and she said “bitch you go by your damn self”.

  8. stupidass

    i hope i can look that hot when i’m 62!

  9. EWWWWWWW

    Why does she have a sketch of Khloe Kardashian in the background?

  10. Nameless

    She looks cute non-glammed up.

  11. God of Thunder

    Bad hair day? Looks like a bad faced, warped eyeballs day.

  12. God of Thunder

    BTW did her Mr. Potato head daughter show up to these stupid awards?

  13. Demi should really tell Ashton to stop leaving his toys laying around the house.

  14. Sheena

    Stop it, Fish, yer killin’ me!!! LOL

    Oops, Demi forgot to hide her Ashton voodoo doll before taking the pic.

  15. mensa

    She looks great. If I age half as well as she does, I’ll be ecstatic. Well-done plastic surgery is underrated.

  16. unihiir

    I understand that the problem here is that wife is older than husband. So what? Women have also the right to get old without being punished for doing so.

    Watch for the Rolling Stones´ mummies – they are really creepy, but nobody says that they having all the time 18-year “girlfriends” is abnormality.

    Grow up!

  17. unihiir

    I understand that the problem here is that wife is older than husband. So what? Women have also the right to get old without being punished for doing so.

    Watch for the Rolling Stones´ mummies – they are really creepy, but nobody says that they having all the time 18-year “girlfriends” is abnormality.

    Grow up!

  18. guy from duece bigalow male jigalow

    its obvious shes pregnant u idiots…u didnt hear it from me

  19. dont get mad, get Rough

    I dont buy this and on the biggest night in Hollywood? I would like to put out a bulletin for a citizen’s arrest of Ashton Kutcher on the basis of cruelty of his elder…

    I dont have any evidence but do i really need one?

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  21. cheryl

    maybe if she cut that stringy mop off, & wore an age appropriate style-no more bad hair days. duhhhhh…..plus, her story is bunk. she’ll show a picture on twitter, but not at the golden globes? how do we even know when that picture was taken? I think it was a cover for some plastic surgery recoup time.

  22. cybersquatter

    if she needs some hair product i’ve got just the substance for her

  23. Haven’t heard lately about Demi Moore. She looks so different in this pic, it would be difficult to even make her out in public. Seems she has lost the charm.

  24. but she looks good to me though. Way better than .. jennifer aniston. I love females with dark hair and I KINDA like women with flat hair because it takes me back to when I was 13 and had crushes on flat haired girls whose ears poked through their hair like elves at school. Those were the days!

  25. Rasputins Liver

    *
    Oh, who the fuck cares. Ya think the awards show producers, hosts, participants and audience there and on television collectively thought…
    .
    OMIGAWD! DEMI ISN’T GONNA BE HERE! CANCEL THE FUCKING SHOW!
    .

    Mmm…I’m thinkin’…NOT!!

    *

  26. Rasputins Liver

    *
    Oh, who the fuck cares. Ya think the awards show producers, hosts, participants and audience there and on television collectively thought…
    .
    OMIGAWD! DEMI ISN’T GONNA BE HERE! CANCEL THE FUCKING SHOW!
    .

    Mmm…I’m thinkin’…NOT!!

    *

  27. Rasputins Liver

    *

    By the way, folks…

    ….anybody else look at this photo of the poor woe-is-Demi twithead pic and think, this reminds me of that bitch Tila Hoquila’s twat pic of her shedding crocodile tears over, supposedly, the loss of her “wifey”.

    This whole Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt/”Reality” show line of self-promoting infamy is just too way over the edge anymore.

  28. Rasputins Liver

    *

    By the way, folks…

    ….anybody else look at this photo of the poor woe-is-Demi twithead pic and think, this reminds me of that bitch Tila Hoquila’s twat pic of her shedding crocodile tears over, supposedly, the loss of her “wifey”.

    This whole Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt/”Reality” show line of self-promoting infamy is just too way over the edge anymore.

  29. me

    After seeing that disgusting pic of her missing front teeth, she has grossed me out ever since. *creepy*

  30. I wanna a girl!!!!

  31. What a self-absorbed cunt.

  32. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Looks wasted to me. Nobody else notices that? (ONE guy mentioned the eyeballs) It looks like shes been smoking rat poison for the past 3 days

  33. Hoax & Chan$e

    Call 911
    There is a dead cracker baby in the chair behind her.

  34. JOHN

    She’s still gorgeous, and you’d all chew your best friends nuts off, for the chance of sleeping with her.

    All the stars you lust after, look plain without makeup. But put a plain Courtney Cox surgically enhanced (ie. Cut) face next to Demi’s, and you’d be asking for Moore.

  35. Jammy

    That’s Courtney Cox, ain’t it?

  36. elena

    She is a very interesting woman and a person with a wonderful personality…we wait more than her…

  37. elena

    She looks very young even if she feels tired….she has her style and make her be one of the best…Demi u r a special lady and u have prove it:))

  38. elena

    She looks very young even if she feels tired….she has her style and make her be one of the best…Demi u r a special lady and u have prove it:))

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  41. She looks good.

  42. Keri

    Dumbest cunt actress in the industry. Both for pretty much flushing her acting career down the toilet doing pointless rolls and dumping Bruce Willis and for a overly studly pussy boy. Fuck them both !

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