GOLDEN GLOBES: Salma Hayek’s Breasts And These Other People

January 16th, 2012 // 96 Comments
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Ready for more red carpet photos from the Golden Globes? Too bad, we’re Roethlisbergering them in your eyes. Here’s Salma Hayek and a bunch of random people who didn’t get their own galleries, George Clooney and Stacy Keibler, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and a random warlock who mysteriously appeared to accept an award it conjured up itself only to be warded off by Elton John’s gay magic which is literally the only way to describe that whole situation. The only way.

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  1. Julie Bowen Golden Globes
    The Most Interesting
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    “Ahhhh…. Thank you, Depends!”

  2. Nicole Kidman Golden Globes
    The Most Interesting
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    “Hold! For I smell virgin blood!”

  3. Nicole Kidman Golden Globes
    Dorien Grais
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    Most amazing dress of the evening.

  4. Lea Michele Golden Globes
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    So ‘cos ‘Wonder Woman’ didn’t work they’re rebooting ‘Witchblade’?

  5. Nicole Kidman Golden Globes
    browny
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    hideous. washes her out. ginger minger that she is.

    • Blech

      Shaddup, Mr. Hanky.

      I think she looks way better than in the previous picture o’horror. Here it seems natural light is her friend… and the dress is nice.

  6. Zooey Deschanel Golden Globes
    browny
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    l looove her hair.

  7. Elle Macpherson Golden Globes
    browny
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    bloody awful. she looks like ancient barbie. and wtf is she doing at the golden globes? what does she do? and the least she could do would be to look good.

  8. She doesn’t age. She’s like a goddamn tan vampire.

  9. Idris Elba Golden Globes
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    “Brother Mouzone…Omar…SUCK IT!”

  10. Ricky Gervais Golden Globes
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    Unfortunately, Ringo Starr didn’t realize The Dinklage was contagious until it was too late.

  11. Salma Hayek Golden Globes
    Blech
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    Stunning! Don’t hate, J-Ho…

  12. Zooey Deschanel Golden Globes
    Blech
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    Gorgeous.

  13. Penelope Ann Miller Golden Globes
    Blech
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    ERM, she looks better than the older skanky sisters of my husband’s high school mates. That is, chicks who graduated in the early 90s!

  14. Lea Michele Golden Globes
    Blech
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    Better angle and, yeah, I love the dress.

  15. Nicole Kidman Golden Globes
    Blech
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    So thrilled to be here!

  16. Salma Hayek Golden Globes
    Blech
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    Beautiful, Salma! You go, girl…

  17. Zooey Deschanel Golden Globes
    Blech
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    It’s fun. I love it, too.

  18. Jonah Hill Golden Globes
    Kat
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    This guy does the same dumb pose in every photo that’s taken of him. “Well, here I am. Weight loss didn’t help my career at all.”

  19. Lea Michele Golden Globes
    HITLER
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    I’d like to knock her teeth out.

    ps
    I LOVE KIDS!!!

  20. Nicole Kidman Golden Globes
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    You can’t tell but it’s actually the happiest day of her life

  21. Elle Macpherson Golden Globes
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    Roast chicken in baking foil springs to mind

  22. Jonah Hill Golden Globes
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    “Yes, I know I’m fat again…thanks for asking”

  23. Charlize Theron Golden Globes
    Austin "Danger" Powers
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    Phony cunt. She learned how to lie from her mother.

  24. Lea Michele Golden Globes
    tlmck
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    She looks constipated.

  25. Zooey Deschanel Golden Globes
    tlmck
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    Yes please.

  26. Penelope Ann Miller Golden Globes
    tlmck
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    Got the Kelly Bundy thing going on.

  27. Lea Michele Golden Globes
    tlmck
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    Definitely better from this angle.

  28. Zooey Deschanel Golden Globes
    tlmck
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    Good from all angles.

  29. Lea Michele Golden Globes
    fuckface
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    anybody else notice the green ring that is trying desperately to take the attention away from the steel workers hands?

  30. Jonah Hill Golden Globes
    fuckface
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    “Now that you ask – No, i haven’t gotten any good roles since the weight loss.”

  31. Penelope Ann Miller Golden Globes
    Normal Male
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    Still has a great rack though.

  32. Penelope Ann Miller Golden Globes
    Gorgeous Penelope
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    Ubba Ubba . . . Penelope Ann Miller is gorgeous.

  33. Idris Elba Golden Globes
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    Pardon me, I have to go change my panties.

  34. Guy Pearce Golden Globes
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    Like my hair? It’s called Mellow Suntone.

  35. Jonah Hill Golden Globes
    cutthecrap
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    Isn’t there a way a tailor can make a suit that can help him not look like..that?

  36. Julie Bowen Golden Globes
    cutthecrap
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    Vanna White looks awesome

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