Ready for more red carpet photos from the Golden Globes? Too bad, we’re Roethlisbergering them in your eyes. Here’s Salma Hayek and a bunch of random people who didn’t get their own galleries, George Clooney and Stacy Keibler, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and a random warlock who mysteriously appeared to accept an award it conjured up itself only to be warded off by Elton John’s gay magic which is literally the only way to describe that whole situation. The only way.
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“Ahhhh…. Thank you, Depends!”
“Hold! For I smell virgin blood!”
Most amazing dress of the evening.
So ‘cos ‘Wonder Woman’ didn’t work they’re rebooting ‘Witchblade’?
hideous. washes her out. ginger minger that she is.
Shaddup, Mr. Hanky.
I think she looks way better than in the previous picture o’horror. Here it seems natural light is her friend… and the dress is nice.
l looove her hair.
bloody awful. she looks like ancient barbie. and wtf is she doing at the golden globes? what does she do? and the least she could do would be to look good.
She doesn’t age. She’s like a goddamn tan vampire.
Uhhhh….. vampires don’t tan.
“Brother Mouzone…Omar…SUCK IT!”
Unfortunately, Ringo Starr didn’t realize The Dinklage was contagious until it was too late.
Stunning! Don’t hate, J-Ho…
Gorgeous.
ERM, she looks better than the older skanky sisters of my husband’s high school mates. That is, chicks who graduated in the early 90s!
Better angle and, yeah, I love the dress.
So thrilled to be here!
Beautiful, Salma! You go, girl…
It’s fun. I love it, too.
This guy does the same dumb pose in every photo that’s taken of him. “Well, here I am. Weight loss didn’t help my career at all.”
I’d like to knock her teeth out.
ps
I LOVE KIDS!!!
You can’t tell but it’s actually the happiest day of her life
Roast chicken in baking foil springs to mind
“Yes, I know I’m fat again…thanks for asking”
Phony cunt. She learned how to lie from her mother.
She looks constipated.
Yes please.
Got the Kelly Bundy thing going on.
That’s who I saw in the thumbnail! :)
Definitely better from this angle.
Good from all angles.
anybody else notice the green ring that is trying desperately to take the attention away from the steel workers hands?
“Now that you ask – No, i haven’t gotten any good roles since the weight loss.”
Still has a great rack though.
Ubba Ubba . . . Penelope Ann Miller is gorgeous.
Pardon me, I have to go change my panties.
Like my hair? It’s called Mellow Suntone.
Isn’t there a way a tailor can make a suit that can help him not look like..that?
Vanna White looks awesome