GOLDEN GLOBES: Reese Witherspoon, Sofia Vergara, Mila Kunis, Natalie Portman, Nicole Richie

The Superficial | January 16, 2012 - 8:42 am

For those of you with lives rich with purpose and meaning, the 69th Annual Golden Globes were last night and trust me when I say they were just as boring as that time you accidentally watched part of one. So to kick off our coverage with the express purpose of bringing it to a close as quickly as possible, here are pretty pictures of Reese Witherspoon, Sofia Vergara’s breasts, Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman in the same gallery because I refuse to believe they’re not lesbian lovers in real life and Nicole Richie who looked surprisingly un-Gollum-like and might have implants so she also gets her own gallery because we reward courageous acts of feminism here. It’s practically our motto.

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