For those of you with lives rich with purpose and meaning, the 69th Annual Golden Globes were last night and trust me when I say they were just as boring as that time you accidentally watched part of one. So to kick off our coverage with the express purpose of bringing it to a close as quickly as possible, here are pretty pictures of Reese Witherspoon, Sofia Vergara‘s breasts, Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman in the same gallery because I refuse to believe they’re not lesbian lovers in real life and Nicole Richie who looked surprisingly un-Gollum-like and might have implants so she also gets her own gallery because we reward courageous acts of feminism here. It’s practically our motto.
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Ricky Gervais did some shit and mission impossible 8 did better than expected so they made Ricky Gervais do some shit again. Television shows nobody watches, movies nobody cares about. The tits are getting be 45 years old now on the Golden Globes.
Very milfy but in serious need of some boobs.
I think I cummed my pants when Sofia Vergara did her award speech in Spanish.
FISH, you gotta do something about these fucking popups, they’re so bad I couldnt even scroll through half the shit today
It’s called Ad Block. When site owners annoy the shit out of you with their overly obtrusive ads, it’s time to block them.
No, they are new ones that are somehow embedded in the pciture scrolls, and they’re not even working right to begin with.
Do you use Firefox? I don’t get any pop ups. IE sucks as, I stopped using it years ago.
As usual, Kate Beckinsale won.
I am waiting for a bikini gallery for Rainey Qually.
Bodes well that her mom is still hot also.
On the subject of Nicole Ritchie; Not looking awful isn’t the same as looking good.
hahahahahahahaha: she looks like a scarecrow in a 30 dollar dress!!
why do celebrities insist on showing up to these events looking like they did their own hair?? I hope she didn’t pay someone to do that.
Missing: one camel toe.
Ah, who am I kidding, I’d be all over that chin.
Sofia looks hot but why is she dating someone who supports deportation of her cousins?
wow she is just amazing with a wonderful sense of fashion and has a great body and is just beautiful you cant get any better than reese