Goddammit…

February 10th, 2010 // 69 Comments

The Gosselins are coming back:

“Jon does not have money for the intense lawyer fees and ensuing battle with the media giant and Kate has asked him to reconsider his decision for the family,” the source said. “She is willing to negotiate with him and TLC so that everyone gets what they want.”

So much for Jon Gosselin’s principled stand on not profiting off his kids anymore. I can only assume he struck out one too many times at Hooters before realizing TV will always be America’s most reliable panty dropper. I mean, yeah, psychologically he’s destroying his children, but sometimes daddy’s gotta get his dick wet and stop eating Ramen noodles. They’ll understand one day when they have kids of their own and get to treat them like walking pussy magnets made of sweatshop gold.

UPDATE: They need to get this on the show or they’re doing it wrong.

Photos: INFdaily
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  1. Nice

    First

  2. Irene Barcelo

    Unbelievable these two. It has been so quiet without them and Speidi.

  3. djs

    Good lord she looks fantastic.

  4. caitjdlkfajkl

    she’s a hoe.

  5. Jean-Luc Piccard

    its the fake hair and paid for tan #3
    Don’t like the clown whore makeup fool you, young one

  6. Clara

    I didn’t even recognize her. The hair makes her look about 20 years younger. She actually looks good.

  7. Maximus

    Child Protective Services should step in. These two egomaniacal sociopaths are abysmal parents.

  8. TLC Sucks

    TLC stand for The Loser Channel…..

  9. mai-tai

    her extensions look raggedy as hell. she looks better/younger with long hair, but how about finding a hairstyle and hair that works for her? i think the divorce was caused by jon not wanting to be on the show and her growing need for media attention. then again, i don’t know these f*cks.

  10. asd

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at- Agemingle @ c o m a nice and free site for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

  11. nina16

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at- Agemingle–a nice and free site for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

  12. Reggie

    I love the Jon & Kate stories but what I’m really wanting is something about the Duggars

  13. Vito

    Shit! If I’d known Kate was that easy I would have taken a shot at her. I agree, she looks great.

    But once she starts re-fucking her jerkoff husband, she’ll start looking dumpy again.

  14. Richard McBeef

    TLC is the MTV of the so-called educational channels. Neither one of them broadcasts anything even close to what you would expect from the name.

    I want to see all 10 of them DIAF.

  15. Jenna

    NICE!

  16. I find is amazing how a mother of 8 children, even has the time to go tanning! My friend who has one son doesn’t even have time for that stuff – the most she could do is meet w. us friends for an hour long coffee shot. Tanning? You’ve got to be kidding me, kate gosselin.

  17. komodo

    Who wrote this racist article? Ramen noodles? The guy is half white. Your article should end with the words “I know I’m a racist.” Second, I agree with other commentators that both people are responsible for what happened. From what little I saw, she seemed to “beat” him up very frequently. Erin Pizzey would call her an emotional terrorist. It’s real easy to pass judgement on concrete actions, i.e., his schmoozing around and going around like a mad man. It’s much harder to discern her behavior which was more subversive. During the time of the show, she was traveling around and leaving the kids to him under the guise of promoting books and insuring the welfare of the family. She ruled the roost as most wives/mothers do. I don’t disagree with that. Mothers are often the glue the that keeps the family cohesive. I do disagree with the way she guided the family and treated him, just as I disagree with is post separation behavior.

  18. She’s potentially pleasant looking here. I don’t think the top is working for her. Doesn’t look graceful either.

    @ 17 – “Who wrote this racist article? Ramen noodles? The guy is half white.”

    And all broke:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ramen
    “Today, due to its very low cost, ramen has become characterized in the United States as a very cheap food eaten by people such as students or teenagers…”

  19. whatever

    This woman eats testicles and spits them out for a living.

  20. Troublemaker Kate

    What are Kate and TLC going to do for their encore — film the kids’ therapy sessions?

  21. Troublemaker Kate

    Kate has been preparing for her “career” by making herself even more false than ever. It does not occur to her to try to improve her mind. Now that The View associate themselves with Kate, I associate their viewpoints with deceptive, shallow, and silly.

  22. Brooke

    This just makes me sad. ;_;

  23. Doc Schweinstrudel

    Used to be a porcupine, looks much better now that she donated her sculp to Rhanna.

  24. Krys

    Lol@ the “she looks great” comments.
    She looks like utter hell,
    She should just go back to the chia pet ‘do and the cheap Forever21 mommycocktail dresses that she used to sport.
    She actually paid someone to give her those ratty ass extensions. Jesus, for a couple grand you’d think they’d at least blend. She could have found someone at her local podunk hair salon to do that for 100 bucks.
    Of course, she’s never going to go away because for some reason, people will still watch this shit. Poor kids.
    I guess if they let crack whores keep their kids these days, why not attention whores? Smh.

  25. She is looking in a hurry!! she must have an urgent piece of work at home.

  26. Is it getting cold over there. That is why she has worn woolen clothes.

  27. TheTruth

    I wat her to be my girlfriend!!

  28. tasteless monkey brains

    i really want to suck on her tits, for a while

    paper bag the head tho

  29. Kryss

    She is a miserable, self-centered woman. And he, no better.
    There are parents out there who fight tooth and nail to insure that their children lead normal, productive happy lives, and yet these two literally see their children as nothing more than their one way ticket to getting the fame they feel they deserve. But then again, since the day those children where born, all they have known is having cameras shoved into their faces. They were pretty much screwed out the moment they took their first breath.
    TLC has really gone down hill, pandering to a bunch of self-serving idiots. Truely a shame.

  30. annoyedwstupid

    #17, #18 is right! Ramen noodles bc he’s a broke ass! (duh!)

  31. merrily

    if you people think she looks good you need to get out more…and a tan in PA in Feb? OK Kate, OK…

  32. Steve O

    “24. Krys – February 11, 2010 4:28 AM

    Lol@ the “she looks great” comments.
    She looks like utter hell,
    She should just go back to the chia pet ‘do and the cheap Forever21 mommycocktail dresses that she used to sport.
    She actually paid someone to give her those ratty ass extensions. Jesus, for a couple grand you’d think they’d at least blend. She could have found someone at her local podunk hair salon to do that for 100 bucks.
    Of course, she’s never going to go away because for some reason, people will still watch this shit. Poor kids.
    I guess if they let crack whores keep their kids these days, why not attention whores? Smh.”

    Awww…jealous much? Its ok… its understandable.. she looks better than you ever will, even when she looks rough and resembles a bag of ass (she looks great here- see? I said it…why? Because its true. now go on and have a good cry before you continue reading- dont worry, we’ll wait)

    All better? Good. So shes making fucking money, big deal- why is that your fucking business? If you dont like her, dont watch the show and shut the fuck up about it. Just because shes able to market her circumstance into $$, you have to get your flabby ass in an uproar? Let it go- it’ll be ok. Shes not hurting you, other than, apparently, your feelings, so go the fuck away.

    And yea, I’m making the assessment that you’re fat and nasty based on one post- call it, intuition. Or, in this case- common fucking sense. Anyone who gets that whiney about someone else making money, theres no other explanation. Funny thing is, your stupid ass probably has that shit locked down on DVR and would probably blow a gasket if someone overwrote it w some other programming.

    Shut the fuck up already.

  33. Darth

    She’d look somehow a bit different.Different color lipstick?

  34. Rhialto

    I thought my english was bad.But at least i don’t write titles wrong.

  35. Galtacticus

    Did she forget to brush her hair?

  36. Nana

    Kate looks great! She is an amazing woman, as well as a Lady who has conducted herself appropriately during all the times that Jon was acting like nothing more than a sexually active pimp and disgracing himself. Kate deserves all the perks and rewards that will come her way – she has earned everyone of them. All the scarastic insults people have made against Kate are based on jealousy and/or envy that they could never have accomplished all Kate has in her young years. She has been the strength for her children who are now a product of how SHE has brought them up – not Jon who moved over 300 miles away from his children and only interested in his own pleasures.

  37. Chupacabra

    Nana, is that you? Kate’s mommy? Or is this Kate pretending to be Nana?

    Good god. Really.

  38. havoc

    2:00 a.m. last call bar hook up.

    At best.

    .

  39. face-effd

    DIAF….. sooooo funny

  40. face-effd

    DIAF……. SO FUNNY

  41. jb

    I used to like John and hate Kate and after watching the show – the entire show, I now hate John and love Kate. I wouldn’t say Kate was always nice to John but John also was a nasty lazy bum who didn’t want kids and its apparent from his behavior on the show…honestly I don’t think tv should be allowed to make reality shows out of kids to begin with!

    I blame the tv standards being too low and the parents for agreeing to do this. Now though that they’ve been on tv, according to doctors that have appeared on tv, it sounds like it would be traumatic for them to go off tv permanently.

    Its a no win situation and its sad for the kids. I don’t give a flying flip anymore about John and Kate but the kids are the future. Divorce in and of itself is hard enough let alone having it on tv and publicized…they should never have been allowed to go on TLC. Shame on TLC if you ask me!

  42. Rosie

    Poor, Poor John. Right? Hell no. I can truly understand leaving your spouse. Kate was rather a bitch to him. My concern is for the kids. You can see whom you like and do what you like but when you are in the public eye,…things need to transpire a little slower with more regards to what they may see and hear. John if there is no more love between you and Kate….OK. Do not,…please do not forget your children and walk away like so many others have done in the past.

  43. Lisette

    I cannot believe that Kate is going to a tanning salon, when there were SERIOUS warnings about how dangerous tanning salons are that came out last year. This woman is going to be a wrinkled up prune by the time she is 40 if she keeps baking that skin in a tanning bed. Plus, it’s a little strange to me that she is able to find time to go to the tanning salon, get her acrylic nails done, have hair extensions put on and taken off, and God only knows what else—-I am sure she does a lot of shopping as well. I never liked Kate–I thought she was abusive to Jon long before they broke up, and wondered how he was able to put up with her mouth. I feel bad for those kids, though. They are going to need LOTS of therapy with parents like this—their parents are nothing but attention seekers and drama queen/king, and they simply LOVE the fact that everything is getting played out in front of the cameras and the media. If they were serious about anything, they would tell the cameras to keep away, and stay inside the house to avoid being snapped by cameras. They love the attention, albeit negative, that they get.

  44. ___

    #17, you are such an idiot. You should probably just keep your thoghts to yourself from now on.

  45. Suzanne

    Kates an attention whore who pimped out her kids because she was too lazy/entitled to actually work! Fake boobs, fake tan, fake teeth, fake hair … maybe she should have spent that time and money on her children instead! But that would have never occured to that narcissistic shrew.

  46. bb

    #41 – No one IS fucking asking you! Kate is a stupid damn slut who’s only concern is how fat her wallet is! She doesn’t give a flying fuck about her kids.

    Fame and cash is all she lives for (and she is a fucking bitch too!)

    TLC might be fucked up as well, but after all, they are a business just trying to make a buck. They have no care in the world if Kate treats her kids like shit and is verbally disrespectful and abusive to Jon(in front of their kids)- TLS just wants its payday and ratings.

  47. bb

    TLS = The Loser Show

  48. laura

    Wow you guys, back off to the haters. 100% of you are jealous.
    Wish you had the $$$ that Kate made and continues to make. My only complaint is that with 8 kids, why aren’t they shown with her?
    So don’t read or watch anything to do with the gosselins. That should help you get some sleep at night.

  49. me

    I don’t think Jon has gotten enough strange pussy yet, and for them to get back together right now would not work out very good. Good for ratings , yes ,good for the familia, no.

  50. I used to love TLC network, I thought it was an educational channel…It’s so stupid anymore with show’s like Jon & Kate Plus 8.. Really dumb channel anymore..I never watch that channel anymore..TLC needs to wake up…

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