‘God Is A Boob Man’
I know way too many people who saw Miracles From Heaven in the theater and now 100% believe God healed a little girl’s digestive tract by knocking her out of a fucking tree with the same amount of earnestness that they swallowed him killing a little boy – Just for a little bit! – so he could meet Jesus’s horse. So this post might be more for my sanity than your entertainment. Plus it takes a giant piss on The South for trying to establish the Christian version of Sharia Law, and I don’t need that shit when I’m down there trying to eat all of its barbecue on a blogger’s salary. You hear me, Muhammad Buford?