Does anybody out there have any Gmail invites they’re willing to part with? A friend of ours feels like a complete loser for being the only person on the planet to not have one (and he is), so we’re seeing if we can help him out. If we get more invites than we need, we’ll give the rest away through some sort of contest or something. So if you’ve got some spare Gmail invites, send them our way. In return, we’ll see if we can get you some underaged transvestite prostitutes from Thailand. We hear you’re into that sort of thing.