Giuliana Rancic Trolled LeAnn Rimes Like A Harp From Wherever People Don’t Eat

August 31st, 2011 // 89 Comments

While most of us recognize LeAnn Rimes‘s Holocaustiesque frame as the prime example of perfect health, Giuliana Rancic decided to get her name out there in the easiest way possible by publicly saying LeAnn looks too skinny. It’s practically the new conveniently-leaked sex tape. Via The Huffington Post:

“She lost a lot of weight from all the stress in her life,” Giuliana said about Rimes. “She seems a little thin right now and I think she looks great when she’s a bit curvier.”
Rimes, not pleased with the comments, called Rancic out over Twitter, mentioning that the E! News host is no stranger to criticism about her own small frame.
“@GiulianaRancic hey, we should go to dinner sometime. You get criticized all the time for how small you are. You can see just HOW much I eat and maybe put a stop to this crazy “shrinking” once and for all,” she wrote, adding, “Then we should workout together! Good luck with your restaurant!!!!”
Rimes later wrote, in response to another tweet on the subject, “I just don’t appreciate her comments, so I really would love for her to hang with me, see who I am. I am a person you know.”

“So maybe I hang on a stand in a high school science lab from 8 to 3. Does that not make me a person? If you prick me, do I not bleed? Eventually, I mean. Sometimes you gotta squeeze for a good solid hour, but that’s normal, right?”

Photos: Flynet, Splash News


  1. AC

    Oh man, thts nasty

  2. Yuck.
    To both of them.

    • Not a single fuck should be given to both of these dried up twats.

      • Weirdo

        Both are totally ugly and skinny no talent cunts who don’t deserve any of the attention they are receiving. They are lucky to have found blind,drunk,mentally disabled men to marry them.Oh yea,the guys seem to love their money!

  3. Rough the closer

    Similarities breeds contempt? Did I say that right?

    To show how well I understand broads. I thought that was the friendliest conversation I’ve read between two distant admirers until “I don’t appreciate her comment”

  4. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Giuliana Rancic
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    I would not now or ever. She is homely

  5. Venom

    Juliana looks decent, LeAnn makes Ethiopians looks fat, big difference.

  6. Trousers

    “I am a person you know.”

    A person who can afford to eat and therefore should, because she is disgustingly fucking skinny

    • Artofwar

      ….I know—-I loathe when dimwits end statements with “I am a person you know” as though the obvious doesn’t speak for itself. Moreover, that just for being a person special merit should be given– when most should know that being merely a person is quite overrated….Artofwar

  7. KH

    Her cleavage looks like the capital building in DC

    • peanut eminem

      grossest cleavage ever – and take a gander at those skeleton feet – that is one pointy hobag

      • puddleduck

        I’ve never seen bones protrude on someone’s feet like that before…my God, it hurts me to look at this… someone needs to remind her of Karen Carpenter.


    Both are ugly and useless.

  9. Frank Burns

    Hey, Rimes, get off the beach! Whales belong in the water, not up on the sand!

  10. Ben Dover

    I have a boner

  11. stratacat

    It’s always interesting to see what happens to sane fat girls when they lose a lot of weight. Leanne used to be a fat girl. Not Jersey Shore gremlin fat, more like coke-free popstar fat. Now people reach for her when they’re eating Chinese food. But that fear of becoming the fat girl again is all consuming. This is all she thinks about. All day.

    She probably counts the calories in Eddie’s cum.

  12. Grace

    Pot, meet Kettle.
    Uh, I mean, Skinny Bitch, meet Skinny Bitch.

    • Dude of Dudes

      I think you meant Ugly Skinny Bitch meet Uglier Skinny Bitch.

    • Artofwar

      ….Inside every forced skinny bitch is a fat bitch raging to get out. And in the end the fat bitch alawys wins, or the skinny bitch has to die….Artofwar

  13. Clarence Beeks

    I have seen Giuliana in person and she weighs about 2 lbs. She is the last person to be commenting on how skinny someone is.

    LeAnn, you ARE too skinny, but if you just fixed those ridiculous hard titty balls people wouldn’t rag on you as much.

    • Isn’t it amazing how even skinnier these people are in real life? I saw Angelina at TIFF and honest to God, she looked like a skeleton. Beautiful face, but just boney as Hell.

  14. Rough the closer

    Whoever is mounting this campaign, to get Hollywood plumped, please stop. At least spare the rest of the world Like China, India etc, your proper weight wisdom.

  15. Beefarino

    I love it when fuglies duke it out. Better than midget bowling and dwarf tossing.

  16. Doc Schweinstrudel

    I won’t say anything because justifiable is really moody and I’m afraid.

  17. Dude of Dudes

    “Good luck with your restaurant!!!!”

    What’s Ghouliana serving there? Butterface Casserole?

  18. Twizlah

    I’d still give her the ol’ Schindler’s Fist.

  19. Has anyone ever seen LeAnn Rimes with a facial expression other than that horse-faced shit-eating grin? Is she some sort of medical anomaly or does she just take “interesting” vitamins every day?

    • Jack Ketch

      No, actually. Good point … and that shit-eating grin is always there when she struts around like she’s hot shit or something, when she probably has to run around in the shower just to get wet …

  20. D-chi

    Her feet are skeletal. That’s probably the scariest part. Someone get her a sandwich tray, stat! Make sure she eats a meal wheel a day for a month.

  21. Dan

    She used to be known for her singing talent (and I considered her to be a good singer). Now she is known for her tweets about her eating habits.


  22. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Giuliana Rancic
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    I would if you won’t…

  23. Cookie

    She should be a foot model.

  24. Pot Meet Kettle

    Oh, that’s rich coming from someone who refused to gain FIVE pounds to better her chances of conceiving.

  25. Parker

    The only way to settle an argument between two chicks is to choose which one you’d rather have anal with so any rational person would have to choose Guilana Whatsername cause LeAnn would obviously fracture if you tried to stick a boner in her butt.

  26. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Giuliana Rancic
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  27. laia

    its her face thats too skinny, her body snt too bad but i hate those breast, fake breast whatever they are…

  28. rican

    I dunno, something about that gap between her flapping breasts makes me really horny.

  29. rican

    Is it Giuliana Rancic, or Rancid?

  30. mrsmass

    is she really in any position to judge?

  31. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Giuliana Rancic
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    U – G – L – Y, she ain’t got no alibi, she’s uuuuugly

  32. Ben Dover

    I’m still hard

  33. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Giuliana Rancic
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  34. Schindler’s Listless.

  35. I wonder if her clam snaps shut?

  36. me

    look at all the free publicity she’s getting, and all she has to do is not eat. Congrats LeAnn for achieving the fame you crave. I’m going to celebrate by eating a quesadilla on your behalf.

  37. Jessics

    Personally I don’t find her all that emaciated. There are a lot worse celebs out there (Angie Jo, Kate Bosworth, that Rancid chic that made the comment in the first place). What bothers me the most is her botched boob job. I’d take small boobs over square ones anyday.

  38. kimmykimkim

    Oh my God, those tits are fucking atrocious.

  39. LJ


    is calling that too skinny?

    Call out her doctor for the lousy boob job……but we never see Giuliana in a bikini probably because it would have the same affect as Ms. Rimes photos.

    • Jack Ketch

      Gah !! Her head and face resemble a basketball, ugh …

    • Artofwar

      ….YEP—-The Auschwitz concentration camp body, along with the Goodyear Blimp head, is always a dead giveaway that anorexia is indeed, in full effect….Artofwar

  40. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Giuliana Rancic
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    Dude, posting pics of holocaust victims is NOT cool!

  41. Duh

    The space in her chest where her tits used to be just screams the opulence of health ….

  42. CranAppleSnapple

    “Good luck with your restaurant”?! Is that a threat?!

  43. Wait, you mean stick figures can have tits? That’s two more guesses. I am so going to clean up at the Hangman tournament.

  44. cc

    I can see her bile ducts.

  45. Michael

    Is that picture real?! Man! Then I’m whackin’ it to Mrs. Rancic, because she had some balls to do that. Plus, she’s a thousand times hotter – and hopefully, more natural – than LeAnn.

    But seriously, be honest and tell me this picture is fake.

  46. Beatnik

    Dear Leann–
    You misunderstand us. We’re not commenting on how much you do or don’t eat, or how much you do or don’t work out. Frankly, we don’t care. What we’re saying is that you LOOK like shit. Really, really, horrible bony shit that’s been stretched and deformed until it barely looks like human shit at all. That’s what you look like now. Bony, non-human shit. Does that clear things up?
    The World

  47. forrest gump

    good god, her funeral is already scheduled?

  48. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Giuliana Rancic
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    just leave her alone for the love of god–we get it, she’s too skinny. i doubt giving her daily attention for it in the media is going to cure that issue….if anything it probably motivates her more to keep with her apparently unhealthy habits

  49. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Giuliana Rancic
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    I’m founding a Kickstarter project to build a homeless shelter in the vast space between her boobs. There’s plenty of space and they can eat the food she obviously doesn’t. Who’s in?

  50. chazbono

    Guiliana herself is a twig with a bobble head on top, just like leann

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