Gisele Bundchen poses for a photo shoot in Malibu with fashion photographer Mario Testino. (Hehe. Testino.) I used to think I had the greatest job in the world until I saw this crew-member diligently working to make sure Gisele’s ass looks magnifico. Truly he’s doing God’s work and shall be rewarded for such in the kingdom of Heaven. Right after I push him off a cliff and steal his identity. Professional ass-pattery, here I come!
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Nice. She’s also topless, I guess.
fantASStic. ROFLLOLOL
nice!
Wow, I was first! ^
what an ass
…I really dont
DAMN!! What can you say bad about that??
SIXTH. I bet she even has a nice anus. even when there’s poo coming out of it. or a fart.
Well, Gisele Bundchen looks nice and all but really not much to report on this front. Certainly there are more important folks to post about as well as show pictures of.
Ho-hum. Let us hope this is not the last one reported today.
Randal
When I die, I want to come back as that guys hand..
Wow. Imaging getting three Superbowl rings inside that.
To think three Superbowl rings have been up all in that.
I bet that anus has been probed more than Sputnik did space. Surprised a condom didn’t just drop out during the shoot.
I have a bunchen….
in my pants.
Im usually happy to jump in and diss the morbidly thin/obese beautiful/unbeautiful ……
but she has a really great ass. Wow. Im a straight married woman, and even I’d like to trade places with that guys hand on the off chance that some of that assy goodness might rub off on me.
Randal, we know that these pics gross you out cuz you’re gay as a parade. Don’t even bother denying it.
By the way, why’s it not spelled “Randall”? Did somebody beat the “L” out of you? I wanna volunteer to help make you “Randa”
What are the chances that guy is a homosexual… oh irony you slay me
@15 are you a happily straight married women?
This is the first time that I have posted and/or commented here. The reason I am changing my mind is because of #16. That is single-handedly the funniest reply I have ever read on this site.
Now if thats not classy I don’t know what is; she’s basically a really well paid stripper. And hey superfish guy, you like Tim’s ass now, huh???
I would stick it in her pooper repeatedly…..
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I bet she’s a Democrat.
I’m hitting that. Keep your ring Eli.
That ass is so nice it makes you overlook her horseface.
And #22, she is probably a libertarian.
Happily straight, married, and also still significantly “hot” by California standards.
And because I do occasionally peruse these boards, I also already know about YOU Jimbo. So don’t even go there – I will rip you a new one, and I promise it won’t be a fraction as pretty as Giselle’s.
I’m content with my MILF status, but I can completely appreciate a gorgeous ass and wish that it were mine.
#24 ha, I bet she doesn’t even know what a library is.
wat a lucky son of a bitch…..
Bags o lame – quit harshing on Jimbo, half the crap he says isn’t even him..
#25, that’s funny, yet ironic.
…or else you’ll have me to deal with. Got that, bags o bitch?
@9 Randal
You prefer fat asses like Kim Kardaskank lol!
@25 Hmmm rip me a new one? That could be fun. I doubt if you know all about me. More than half of what is posted on here under my name is a troll or multiple trolls
It is funny how significantly “hot” by California standards most people are in here when no one can see them..
#30 that was funny…bags o bitch…where do you come up with that stuff??
Hey Jimbo, I consider myself insigificantly hot..
You know, cuz no one gives a shit.
people who comment on this website are super fucking creepy/need to get lives
@30, WOW, Thanks FRIST. How are you doing today?
I think she is too skinny. She need big hips, big thighs, and a huge ass like Kim Kardashian. Although Kim has to wear a butt girdle to look good, she is still hotter than this chick.
DAAAAAAAYAAAAMMMMM!!!! As a New Yorker, a Super Bowl ring is all well and good, but I think I’d rather wake up to that. And yeah, I’d hit that.
Just checked……people are still bickering back and forth about politics on the Heidi Montag post. That fucker just refuses to die.
Guys, Donald Trump Hates the Environment:
http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/3/31/short-shorts-earth-hour-time-lapse-2008.html
Jimbo, you’re welcome. For #28. #30 was my troll. But whatever. The troll was funnier.
Nice job copying other websites but actually making the caption less humorous.
16 that was a f@cking great comment
@41, 42, & 43 Nice job on clicking on the “Post Your Comment” button 3 times you moron!!
It’s ok to say fucking in here..
This tranny can show her ass all she wants to try to get some attention and to try to drive the attention away from her tranny face, but she’ll still look like a fucking tranny and like a supermodel who millions of non-supermodel girls at all are much prettier than, which means she and supermodels are really: OVERRATED.
I’m sorry but I don’t find her to be that good looking, at all.
@48 & 49, Thanks for proving my point dip shit!!
QQcrybaby – please go back to the other websites that are being copied but actually have more humorous captions. This one is obviously a little to complicated for you.
Wait, now that it is OK to use the F word. Fucking dip shit!!
Didn’t Warren Beatty wear those shorts first? They look good (butterface) but not original.