Gisele Bundchen poses for a photo shoot in Malibu with fashion photographer Mario Testino. (Hehe. Testino.) I used to think I had the greatest job in the world until I saw this crew-member diligently working to make sure Gisele’s ass looks magnifico. Truly he’s doing God’s work and shall be rewarded for such in the kingdom of Heaven. Right after I push him off a cliff and steal his identity. Professional ass-pattery, here I come!
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Brigitte | April 2, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Nice. She’s also topless, I guess.
Mike | April 2, 2008 at 4:59 pm
fantASStic. ROFLLOLOL
bar room hero | April 2, 2008 at 4:59 pm
nice!
Brigitte | April 2, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Wow, I was first! ^
moln | April 2, 2008 at 5:00 pm
what an ass
I Dont Care if Im First | April 2, 2008 at 5:00 pm
…I really dont
Jimbo | April 2, 2008 at 5:00 pm
DAMN!! What can you say bad about that??
Cuntychops | April 2, 2008 at 5:00 pm
SIXTH. I bet she even has a nice anus. even when there’s poo coming out of it. or a fart.
Randal | April 2, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Well, Gisele Bundchen looks nice and all but really not much to report on this front. Certainly there are more important folks to post about as well as show pictures of.
Ho-hum. Let us hope this is not the last one reported today.
Randal
Jimbo | April 2, 2008 at 5:03 pm
When I die, I want to come back as that guys hand..
ph7 | April 2, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Wow. Imaging getting three Superbowl rings inside that.
ph7 | April 2, 2008 at 5:06 pm
To think three Superbowl rings have been up all in that.
Trover | April 2, 2008 at 5:06 pm
I bet that anus has been probed more than Sputnik did space. Surprised a condom didn’t just drop out during the shoot.
Ted Mosby | April 2, 2008 at 5:09 pm
I have a bunchen….
in my pants.
Bags-o-fun | April 2, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Im usually happy to jump in and diss the morbidly thin/obese beautiful/unbeautiful ……
but she has a really great ass. Wow. Im a straight married woman, and even I’d like to trade places with that guys hand on the off chance that some of that assy goodness might rub off on me.
Oprah's Gorilla Butthole wants Randal | April 2, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Randal, we know that these pics gross you out cuz you’re gay as a parade. Don’t even bother denying it.
By the way, why’s it not spelled “Randall”? Did somebody beat the “L” out of you? I wanna volunteer to help make you “Randa”
Ash | April 2, 2008 at 5:18 pm
What are the chances that guy is a homosexual… oh irony you slay me
Jimbo | April 2, 2008 at 5:19 pm
@15 are you a happily straight married women?
Caro | April 2, 2008 at 5:22 pm
This is the first time that I have posted and/or commented here. The reason I am changing my mind is because of #16. That is single-handedly the funniest reply I have ever read on this site.
RENEE | April 2, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Now if thats not classy I don’t know what is; she’s basically a really well paid stripper. And hey superfish guy, you like Tim’s ass now, huh???
havoc | April 2, 2008 at 5:25 pm
I would stick it in her pooper repeatedly…..
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Groucho | April 2, 2008 at 5:25 pm
I bet she’s a Democrat.
Tom Brady | April 2, 2008 at 5:28 pm
I’m hitting that. Keep your ring Eli.
PunkA | April 2, 2008 at 5:38 pm
That ass is so nice it makes you overlook her horseface.
And #22, she is probably a libertarian.
Bags-o-fun | April 2, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Happily straight, married, and also still significantly “hot” by California standards.
And because I do occasionally peruse these boards, I also already know about YOU Jimbo. So don’t even go there – I will rip you a new one, and I promise it won’t be a fraction as pretty as Giselle’s.
I’m content with my MILF status, but I can completely appreciate a gorgeous ass and wish that it were mine.
Groucho | April 2, 2008 at 5:41 pm
#24 ha, I bet she doesn’t even know what a library is.
Jay | April 2, 2008 at 5:45 pm
wat a lucky son of a bitch…..
FRIST!!! | April 2, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Bags o lame – quit harshing on Jimbo, half the crap he says isn’t even him..
PunkA | April 2, 2008 at 5:47 pm
#25, that’s funny, yet ironic.
FRIST!!! | April 2, 2008 at 5:50 pm
…or else you’ll have me to deal with. Got that, bags o bitch?
Wayne | April 2, 2008 at 5:51 pm
@9 Randal
You prefer fat asses like Kim Kardaskank lol!
Jimbo | April 2, 2008 at 5:51 pm
@25 Hmmm rip me a new one? That could be fun. I doubt if you know all about me. More than half of what is posted on here under my name is a troll or multiple trolls
It is funny how significantly “hot” by California standards most people are in here when no one can see them..
FRIST!!! | April 2, 2008 at 5:56 pm
#30 that was funny…bags o bitch…where do you come up with that stuff??
Hey Jimbo, I consider myself insigificantly hot..
You know, cuz no one gives a shit.
meh | April 2, 2008 at 5:56 pm
people who comment on this website are super fucking creepy/need to get lives
Jimbo | April 2, 2008 at 5:57 pm
@30, WOW, Thanks FRIST. How are you doing today?
Peter | April 2, 2008 at 5:57 pm
I think she is too skinny. She need big hips, big thighs, and a huge ass like Kim Kardashian. Although Kim has to wear a butt girdle to look good, she is still hotter than this chick.
Jumpin_J | April 2, 2008 at 5:57 pm
DAAAAAAAYAAAAMMMMM!!!! As a New Yorker, a Super Bowl ring is all well and good, but I think I’d rather wake up to that. And yeah, I’d hit that.
nipolian | April 2, 2008 at 6:01 pm
Just checked……people are still bickering back and forth about politics on the Heidi Montag post. That fucker just refuses to die.
Crunchy | April 2, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Guys, Donald Trump Hates the Environment:
http://digitalfuntown.squarespace.com/dft-blog/2008/3/31/short-shorts-earth-hour-time-lapse-2008.html
FRIST!!! | April 2, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Jimbo, you’re welcome. For #28. #30 was my troll. But whatever. The troll was funnier.
QQcrybaby | April 2, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Nice job copying other websites but actually making the caption less humorous.
juli | April 2, 2008 at 6:09 pm
16 that was a f@cking great comment
Jimbo | April 2, 2008 at 6:10 pm
@41, 42, & 43 Nice job on clicking on the “Post Your Comment” button 3 times you moron!!
FRIST!!! | April 2, 2008 at 6:11 pm
It’s ok to say fucking in here..
She's a tranny | April 2, 2008 at 6:13 pm
This tranny can show her ass all she wants to try to get some attention and to try to drive the attention away from her tranny face, but she’ll still look like a fucking tranny and like a supermodel who millions of non-supermodel girls at all are much prettier than, which means she and supermodels are really: OVERRATED.
Mike | April 2, 2008 at 6:15 pm
I’m sorry but I don’t find her to be that good looking, at all.
Jimbo | April 2, 2008 at 6:17 pm
@48 & 49, Thanks for proving my point dip shit!!
nipolian | April 2, 2008 at 6:18 pm
QQcrybaby – please go back to the other websites that are being copied but actually have more humorous captions. This one is obviously a little to complicated for you.
Jimbo | April 2, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Wait, now that it is OK to use the F word. Fucking dip shit!!
woodhorse | April 2, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Didn’t Warren Beatty wear those shorts first? They look good (butterface) but not original.