Gisele Bundchen wears a bikini

October 22nd, 2007 // 106 Comments
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  1. Evan

    Sexy mamacita

    oh yeah baby.

  2. Frick

    Yeh, I would have to say Bar is prettier and much more womanly. But they both have a weird slitty thing going on with their eyes. There’s a certain likeness to them; Leo definetly has a certain taste in women. Neither one of them bowl me over with awe. Just ho-hum.

  3. Chef

    I just want to know who the hot babe next to her is. HOT brown sugar, babe.

  4. ToTellTheTruth

    I don’t see what’s so “hot” about this bitch. She’s got a dick nose, a saddle bag face, and her eyes scare me. She’s one step away from being a WHITE Ethiopian.

  5. WOMEN SEND THEIR PANTIES TO MYANMAR IN PROTEST

    Women in several countries have begun sending their panties to Myanmar embassies in a culturally insulting gesture of protest against the recent brutal crackdown in the region.
    “It’s an extremely strong message in Burmese and in all Southeast Asian culture,” says Liz Hilton, who supports an activist group that launched the ‘Panties for Peace’ drive earlier this week.
    The group behind the campaign, Lanna Action for Burma, says the country’s superstitious generals, especially junta leader Gen. Than Shwe, believe that contact with women’s underwear saps them of power.
    The military in Myanmar crushed mass anti-regime demonstrations recently and continues to hunt down and imprison those who took part.
    Hilton sats women in Thailand, Australia, Singapore, England and other European countries have started sending or delivering their underwear to Myanmar missions following coordination among activist organizations.
    “You can post, deliver or fling your panties at the closest Burmese Embassy any day from today. Send early, send often!”, she says.

    NOW IF I COULD ONLY GET YOU GIRLS TO SEND ME YOUR PRETTY PANTIES

  6. liza

    Heaven forbid that one might be thin and still considered womanly!

    Just a little reminder – with big boobs and an ass usually come other curves elsewhere – big boobs and a small waist are very uncommon

  7. JP

    I’m a guy. Is it just me, or is this chick and several others that are always in the headlines completely NOT hot? I’m pretty certain that this girl is another one of those chicks that is pretty to other women or something. Because her lack of curves, complete stick body, and strange face do nothing for me. All the guys I know, including myself, like chicks with curves and nice butts and boobs. i.e. Carmen Elektra, etc. etc.

  8. IKE

    JP (#22), you’re correct. She’s NOT hot.
    My reply to the headline:
    SO!

  9. kharris

    I’ve never understood the fascination with her. She has a good model body, but that face – - – plain at best, closer to homely.

  10. jrzmommy

    beanpole.

  11. Most Manly Man

    If you think she has the body of a little boy, then I suggest you first look between your legs, and if you find anything at all, cut it off, cause it’s of no use to you.

  12. secybitch

    I find her body to be perfect. Are her boobs real? The face–not so perfect. Is that really a beautiful face? I feel like I’m looking at a different woman than everyone else in the media.

  13. Jessica

    No body cares abour models. They’re not real celebtities! ! !

  14. Kim

    Huh, well all of the guys I know like stick thin girls.

    I think she has a nice body, but I find her broad shoulders and lack of hips kind of scary.

  15. J-Sin

    Bar is waaaayyy hotter!

  16. kirsten dunst

    this is pretty dangerous stuff. im pretty sure gisele is now going to try to sue the superficial because of her pictures placement next to bar refaeli. completely fucking serious.

  17. alejandra

    who is hotter she or anna kournikova?

  18. JP

    Kim, you are obviously a chick (hence the name). You know nothing about what guys find hot. And your “friends” that are guys, that find stick-thin girls hot, are either lying to you, gay, or paedophiles.

  19. combustion8

    she.s got negative ass.
    bar>gisele

  20. Lindsay

    she’s a runway model you f#cktards. most runway chicks are skinnier than Gisele.
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=GPw6trRfV8k

  21. Not really my type.

  22. ph7

    I find her sexy. Chicks like this stay hot for 20 years…chicks with huge racks need to be traded in after five years of mileage…

  23. MassGrrl

    Her face isn’t that pretty. She’s very thin. Duh. She’s a *runway* model. That’s the whole point of being a runway model.

    I’m not attracted to her, but that doesn’t mean other people shouldn’t be.

  24. Auntie Kryst

    These just aren’t the best pictures of her. Gisele is living artwork I tell ya. Anyone see that piece of shit movie Taxi with Jimmy Fallon? No? Good for you it was awful. Still it had Gisele and some other hot models that were also bank robbers. She looked dynamite in that movie. She’s got legs that go on for infinity!

  25. Lindsay

    are you everyone’s type?

    you probably look hideous to some (if not most) people yourself.

    post pics of yourselves wearing underwear and let’s see if you look any better.

  26. @41 Lindsay,

    I’ll be glad to send you my pictures and let you judge them.

  27. Sam Hain

    TT – WTF is up with those Asians?!?
    It makes one less of a man to touch women’s underwear? Does it imbibe manliness to touch the tighty whiteys of another man, maybe while he is in them? Are you especially manly if you were to say… lick the stains out of your buddies undies?

    Oh, and I am glad that many people on this site are so “gifted” as to say that they think VS models are ugly, and I really hope that they leave the Golden Girls reruns on for years so that those “guys” won’t be left wanting for masturbatory fuel.

  28. KamUK

    Great body – lucky bitch!

  29. LOL Sam,
    I wonder what they’d think of me WEARING women’s pretty panties 24/7?
    I must have no power left.

    Tee Hee

  30. gerard Vandenberg

    GODDAMNIT, you freak!! You’re forgetting one very important thing: THAT IS EATING!! You think this is beautiful? You starve yourself to death!! I’m able to count your ribs. THIS STATEMENT IS REALLY TRUE: when you’re eating more, your energy-boost-level is much, MUCH higher>>>>>>>>>SPORTING!!
    you don’t believe me? TEST IT!!

  31. Hambriq

    Step 1: The Superficial posts a picture of a skinny girl in a bikini, along with references to 13-15 year old boys.

    Step 2: Fat-Sympathizers with mayonnaise-filled bodies barge in, post more references to 13-15 year old boys, causing others to wonder just how overweight the commentators (or their girlfriends) must be to elicit such a reaction.

    Step 3: Skinny girls, guys with skinny girlfriends, and pedophiles barge in, defending the status quo of the underweight.

    Step 4: Someone, somewhere, is masturbating.

  32. Auntie Kryst

    I’m almost done with step 4 in case anyone is curious.

  33. Hambriq

    That’s talent.

  34. MMMMMMMMMMMM

    Hey Auntie,
    Need any help with that?

  35. Vince Lombardi

    I’m sorry – I can’t get past the face to appreciate the body.

    And it’s not like she’s ugly – she just NEVER smiles. Is she having fun at the beach, or just annoyed? Can you have incredible mind-blowing sex with someone who appears to have fewer emotions than Spock? I’m guessing sex with her is like sex with her corpse. Her expression is such that you’d think she was standing in line at Dachau waiting to toss a cannister of Zyklon-B in the room and close the door. “All in a day’s work, mein Fuhrer.”

  36. slckrsmitty

    @ #47 – i’ve been on step 4 going on three hours now. is that a bad thing?

  37. Hambriq

    Step 5: Someone, in a transparent attempt at vaguely sycophantic humor, makes an overly long comment filled with nonsensical analogies, out-of-place pop culture references, and an undue sense of enthusiasm that only screams “LOVE ME. PLEASE, SOMEONE LOVE ME.”

    See #51.

  38. Pedro

    She is so German.

  39. I’m still on Step 4 looking at the outfit Bar Rafaeli is wearing.

  40. Cosmo K.

    “undue sense of enthusiasm”? Well, #51′s comment is actually about love, deception, greed, lust and…unbridled enthusiasm.

  41. Sam Hain

    #52 not unless you go more than four hours, then you should call a doctor…

    at least according to those commercials…

    personally I don’t see that as a problem, but I never understood why they called it self-abuse, I happen to love it.

  42. Too skinny for my taste, but you kind of have to be in order to be a model. The camera puts on 10 lbs. Wait….so she’s actually skinnier than THAT?!?!?

    Yeesh…

  43. J-Sin

    Whatever bowjobs she’s giving Tom Brady it’s working! The man is unstoppable this season! Lets go Pats!

  44. carpel tunnel

    Step 4 is Step 1 for everybody here. Even before the pictures are posted.

  45. J. Dahmer

    Compared to Bar Rafaeli, Gisele would be…stringy.

  46. She has the perfect nose for nasal-anal, if you’re into that type of thing. If only we had a resident expert on such matters…

  47. J-Sin

    That should be “blowjobs”,lol

  48. Narcissist

    Looks like she gets some kind of resistance exercise, unlike Jenna Jameson.

  49. Sam Hain

    Jimbo, what is the story with your link?

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