Gisele Bundchen wears a bikini

October 22nd, 2007 // 121 Comments
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Comments (121)

  1. Ben | October 22, 2007 at 9:14 am

    First bitches

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  2. Clare-Rose | October 22, 2007 at 9:16 am

    She is such a bi-whore hobag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. G-Unit | October 22, 2007 at 9:16 am

    She’s hotter than Bar, — bar none.

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  4. Boy | October 22, 2007 at 9:19 am

    WTF, she has a great body?

    ok her face might have aged a little and got a little rough but she still looks great and wonderful model type body.

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  5. Ascil | October 22, 2007 at 9:19 am

    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! eat tht yumu

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  6. j. noronha | October 22, 2007 at 9:21 am

    Dude, now you scared me, my girlfriend has the exact same kind of body, although she’s 21. This means I’m into boys too?

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  7. Jill | October 22, 2007 at 9:21 am

    Her eyes have a crazy look to them.

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  8. Ben | October 22, 2007 at 9:25 am

    Yeh she does look great if your into that super weirdo skeletor boy-man body that she has taken for her most recent form? Because I have evidence to believe that she is none other than Wacko Jacko or ALF, as i have never seen any of them in the same place have you?

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  9. Anexio | October 22, 2007 at 9:25 am

    I’ll give her some sunscreen.

    Get ready to rub it in baby!

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  10. shosho | October 22, 2007 at 9:29 am

    WAAY too bonyyy!! i dont find her hot at all!!!

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  11. Texas Tranny | October 22, 2007 at 9:29 am

    Body of a boy, or not.
    I LOVE all the VS models and masturbate to all of them.

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  12. D. Richards | October 22, 2007 at 9:31 am

    They grow some weird-ass people down in South America. Gisele looks German or something, but has a Brazilian accent. Ya’ know why that is? All those Nazi war-criminals fleeing the MotherLand so they wouldn’t be tried for the “Extermination”. Freaks. My point is: Gisele Bundchen is a Nazi.

    P.S. With a flat model-ass.

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  13. Meg | October 22, 2007 at 9:31 am

    That chick needs to EAT

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  14. shosho | October 22, 2007 at 9:31 am

    Adriana Lima is much hotter and sexier!!

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  15. ella | October 22, 2007 at 9:34 am

    she’s a fucking homewrecker, I hate the bitch

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  16. Evan | October 22, 2007 at 9:41 am

    Sexy mamacita

    oh yeah baby.

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  17. Frick | October 22, 2007 at 9:41 am

    Yeh, I would have to say Bar is prettier and much more womanly. But they both have a weird slitty thing going on with their eyes. There’s a certain likeness to them; Leo definetly has a certain taste in women. Neither one of them bowl me over with awe. Just ho-hum.

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  18. Chef | October 22, 2007 at 9:45 am

    I just want to know who the hot babe next to her is. HOT brown sugar, babe.

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  19. ToTellTheTruth | October 22, 2007 at 9:46 am

    I don’t see what’s so “hot” about this bitch. She’s got a dick nose, a saddle bag face, and her eyes scare me. She’s one step away from being a WHITE Ethiopian.

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  20. Texas Tranny | October 22, 2007 at 9:47 am

    WOMEN SEND THEIR PANTIES TO MYANMAR IN PROTEST

    Women in several countries have begun sending their panties to Myanmar embassies in a culturally insulting gesture of protest against the recent brutal crackdown in the region.
    “It’s an extremely strong message in Burmese and in all Southeast Asian culture,” says Liz Hilton, who supports an activist group that launched the ‘Panties for Peace’ drive earlier this week.
    The group behind the campaign, Lanna Action for Burma, says the country’s superstitious generals, especially junta leader Gen. Than Shwe, believe that contact with women’s underwear saps them of power.
    The military in Myanmar crushed mass anti-regime demonstrations recently and continues to hunt down and imprison those who took part.
    Hilton sats women in Thailand, Australia, Singapore, England and other European countries have started sending or delivering their underwear to Myanmar missions following coordination among activist organizations.
    “You can post, deliver or fling your panties at the closest Burmese Embassy any day from today. Send early, send often!”, she says.

    NOW IF I COULD ONLY GET YOU GIRLS TO SEND ME YOUR PRETTY PANTIES

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  21. liza | October 22, 2007 at 9:48 am

    Heaven forbid that one might be thin and still considered womanly!

    Just a little reminder – with big boobs and an ass usually come other curves elsewhere – big boobs and a small waist are very uncommon

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  22. JP | October 22, 2007 at 9:51 am

    I’m a guy. Is it just me, or is this chick and several others that are always in the headlines completely NOT hot? I’m pretty certain that this girl is another one of those chicks that is pretty to other women or something. Because her lack of curves, complete stick body, and strange face do nothing for me. All the guys I know, including myself, like chicks with curves and nice butts and boobs. i.e. Carmen Elektra, etc. etc.

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  23. IKE | October 22, 2007 at 9:53 am

    JP (#22), you’re correct. She’s NOT hot.
    My reply to the headline:
    SO!

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  24. kharris | October 22, 2007 at 10:13 am

    I’ve never understood the fascination with her. She has a good model body, but that face – - – plain at best, closer to homely.

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  25. jrzmommy | October 22, 2007 at 10:13 am

    beanpole.

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  26. Most Manly Man | October 22, 2007 at 10:13 am

    If you think she has the body of a little boy, then I suggest you first look between your legs, and if you find anything at all, cut it off, cause it’s of no use to you.

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  27. secybitch | October 22, 2007 at 10:17 am

    I find her body to be perfect. Are her boobs real? The face–not so perfect. Is that really a beautiful face? I feel like I’m looking at a different woman than everyone else in the media.

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  28. Jessica | October 22, 2007 at 10:17 am

    No body cares abour models. They’re not real celebtities! ! !

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  29. Kim | October 22, 2007 at 10:18 am

    Huh, well all of the guys I know like stick thin girls.

    I think she has a nice body, but I find her broad shoulders and lack of hips kind of scary.

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  30. J-Sin | October 22, 2007 at 10:18 am

    Bar is waaaayyy hotter!

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  31. kirsten dunst | October 22, 2007 at 10:20 am

    this is pretty dangerous stuff. im pretty sure gisele is now going to try to sue the superficial because of her pictures placement next to bar refaeli. completely fucking serious.

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  32. alejandra | October 22, 2007 at 10:20 am

    who is hotter she or anna kournikova?

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  33. JP | October 22, 2007 at 10:21 am

    Kim, you are obviously a chick (hence the name). You know nothing about what guys find hot. And your “friends” that are guys, that find stick-thin girls hot, are either lying to you, gay, or paedophiles.

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  34. combustion8 | October 22, 2007 at 10:31 am

    she.s got negative ass.
    bar>gisele

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  35. Lindsay | October 22, 2007 at 10:33 am

    she’s a runway model you f#cktards. most runway chicks are skinnier than Gisele.
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=GPw6trRfV8k

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  36. Goat | October 22, 2007 at 10:35 am

    Manly

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  37. Violet Sin | October 22, 2007 at 10:37 am

    Not really my type.

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  38. ph7 | October 22, 2007 at 10:46 am

    I find her sexy. Chicks like this stay hot for 20 years…chicks with huge racks need to be traded in after five years of mileage…

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  39. MassGrrl | October 22, 2007 at 10:48 am

    Her face isn’t that pretty. She’s very thin. Duh. She’s a *runway* model. That’s the whole point of being a runway model.

    I’m not attracted to her, but that doesn’t mean other people shouldn’t be.

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  40. Auntie Kryst | October 22, 2007 at 10:51 am

    These just aren’t the best pictures of her. Gisele is living artwork I tell ya. Anyone see that piece of shit movie Taxi with Jimmy Fallon? No? Good for you it was awful. Still it had Gisele and some other hot models that were also bank robbers. She looked dynamite in that movie. She’s got legs that go on for infinity!

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  41. Lindsay | October 22, 2007 at 10:53 am

    are you everyone’s type?

    you probably look hideous to some (if not most) people yourself.

    post pics of yourselves wearing underwear and let’s see if you look any better.

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  42. Texas Tranny | October 22, 2007 at 10:55 am

    @41 Lindsay,

    I’ll be glad to send you my pictures and let you judge them.

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  43. Sam Hain | October 22, 2007 at 10:56 am

    TT – WTF is up with those Asians?!?
    It makes one less of a man to touch women’s underwear? Does it imbibe manliness to touch the tighty whiteys of another man, maybe while he is in them? Are you especially manly if you were to say… lick the stains out of your buddies undies?

    Oh, and I am glad that many people on this site are so “gifted” as to say that they think VS models are ugly, and I really hope that they leave the Golden Girls reruns on for years so that those “guys” won’t be left wanting for masturbatory fuel.

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  44. KamUK | October 22, 2007 at 10:59 am

    Great body – lucky bitch!

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  45. Texas Tranny | October 22, 2007 at 11:01 am

    LOL Sam,
    I wonder what they’d think of me WEARING women’s pretty panties 24/7?
    I must have no power left.

    Tee Hee

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  46. gerard Vandenberg | October 22, 2007 at 11:05 am

    GODDAMNIT, you freak!! You’re forgetting one very important thing: THAT IS EATING!! You think this is beautiful? You starve yourself to death!! I’m able to count your ribs. THIS STATEMENT IS REALLY TRUE: when you’re eating more, your energy-boost-level is much, MUCH higher>>>>>>>>>SPORTING!!
    you don’t believe me? TEST IT!!

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  47. Hambriq | October 22, 2007 at 11:09 am

    Step 1: The Superficial posts a picture of a skinny girl in a bikini, along with references to 13-15 year old boys.

    Step 2: Fat-Sympathizers with mayonnaise-filled bodies barge in, post more references to 13-15 year old boys, causing others to wonder just how overweight the commentators (or their girlfriends) must be to elicit such a reaction.

    Step 3: Skinny girls, guys with skinny girlfriends, and pedophiles barge in, defending the status quo of the underweight.

    Step 4: Someone, somewhere, is masturbating.

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  48. Auntie Kryst | October 22, 2007 at 11:17 am

    I’m almost done with step 4 in case anyone is curious.

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  49. Hambriq | October 22, 2007 at 11:18 am

    That’s talent.

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  50. Texas Tranny | October 22, 2007 at 11:19 am

    MMMMMMMMMMMM

    Hey Auntie,
    Need any help with that?

    Reply

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