Gisele Bundchen: ‘Tom Brady’s son is 100% mine’

March 30th, 2009 // 75 Comments

Gisele Bundchen is not only in love with her new husband Tom Brady, she’s in love with his illegitimate son John Moynahan. So much so she claims he’s her own despite the the fact little John didn’t come out of her vagina and still has a living biological mother. With primary custody. Besides that stuff. Anyway, here’s Gisele talking about her relationship in Vanity Fair:

On Tom Brady’s son:
“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine.”

On finding out Bridget Moynahan was pregnant:
“In the beginning you’re living this romantic fantasy; you’re thinking, This can’t be true, it’s so good! And then, Whoops–wake-up call!” She rolls her eyes. “We were dating two and a half months when he found out, and it was a very challenging situation. Obviously, in the beginning, it’s not the ideal thing.”

On why she’s glad she stayed in the relationship:
“I wouldn’t have seen the integrity in him–the way he was a good person through all the times. I was like, You have the heart in a good place! It made me feel more in love with him; it made me realize who he was. Our relationship has become so much stronger, and I think I wouldn’t be as certain as I am today if it weren’t for that.”

Let me see if I read that last part right: Women find paying child support honorable and attractive? Then call me King Sexy Kong, ladies. I don’t want to brag, but I’m technically not allowed to leave the state that’s how much I owe. So, my place or yours?

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  1. this horse faced cow is delusional…. what a sad person.

  2. kitty_kat

    @20 – The perfect body? Are you kidding me? She’s basically a lollipop with breasts. She’s way too thin to have “the perfect body” (if there is such a thing).

  3. elle

    Does GIselle WANT to get stomped in the face by Bridget Moynahan? That was completely stupid what she said about Bridget’s son. Bridget doesn’t need her permission or her blessing to have a relationship with HER OWN CHILD!

    Maybe I should give her the benefit of the doubt – her English isn’t so good, no? Maybe all her intelligent comments got lost in translation…..

  4. anti-pathy

    what a fugly idiot, kudos to Bridget for totally ignoring this moron,she needs to take brady’s balls out of her pockets and put them in her mouth, then maybe we wouldn’t be subjected to her asinine comments,either that or someone needs to put a muzzle on her

  5. Me Me

    What is it with Brazilians wanting to steal children that they didn’t give birth to who also have living biological parents. If you want children so badly, have your own!!!!!

  6. damnstraight

    God, Brady’s giant-melon-head genes are going to ruin the beauty-sex genes of Bundchen.

    What a tragedy.

  7. I wonder: NAIVE AMERICANS REALLY BELIEVE THIS?

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  9. Marcia Cantor

    What a skank! Did she give birth to him? Was she there when he was conceived? Did she suffer the labor pains? How dare she say “he’s mine.”

  10. Marcia Cantor

    What a skank! Did she give birth to him? Was she there when he was conceived? Did she suffer the labor pains? How dare she say “he’s mine.”

  11. Marcia Cantor

    What a skank! Did she give birth to him? Was she there when he was conceived? Did she suffer the labor pains? How dare she say “he’s mine.”

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    What a skank! Did she give birth to him? Was she there when he was conceived? Did she suffer the labor pains? How dare she say “he’s mine.”

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  14. Bridget

    What a shallow woman! She did intentionally try to hurt Bridget even after she got the man. Enough is enough. Can she just marry the guy and get lost!! She is not original and just following the Hollywood trend—adopt kids! Wait 5 years and see how many kids she will adopt… It is all big talk, talk, talk. Why don’t you just shut up and be a good stepmother by action. What a calculated, cold heart, manipulative woman! You marriage will not last as your true face will show eventually. You will not always look like this, horse face!

  15. Bridget

    What a shallow woman! She did intentionally try to hurt Bridget even after she got the man. Enough is enough. Can she just marry the guy and get lost!! She is not original and just following the Hollywood trend—adopt kids! Wait 5 years and see how many kids she will adopt… It is all big talk, talk, talk. Why don’t you just shut up and be a good stepmother by action. What a calculated, cold heart, manipulative woman! You marriage will not last as your true face will show eventually. You will not always look like this, horse face!

  16. Bridget

    What a shallow woman! She did intentionally try to hurt Bridget even after she got the man. Enough is enough. Can she just marry the guy and get lost!! She is not original and just following the Hollywood trend—adopt kids! Wait 5 years and see how many kids she will adopt… It is all big talk, talk, talk. Why don’t you just shut up and be a good stepmother by action. What a calculated, cold heart, manipulative woman! You marriage will not last as your true face will show eventually. You will not always look like this, horse face!

  17. kay

    she is disgusting. someone on here said something along the lines of that there are better looking people but that she’s not the worst. She is definitely below average. Not only that, she looks really trashy, like she lives in a trailer. Just look at those pictures, do they resemble someone who makes 30+ million a year? I don’t even look that bad when I’m going to take the trash out. If she wasn’t famous and you saw her on the street, 100% for sure you wouldn’t even look twice at her, let alone to think she is some gorgeous goddess that she is depicted as in the media.

  18. jimmy james

    These two self absorbed arrogant pieces of dung are the two worst people in the world. they think they are SO important. the most important people in the world. why else would people need to off road 6 hours or charter a private helicopter to get to the 2nd wedding. and you think there won’t be another in Brazil. these two are unbelievable.

    brady dumps his pregnant girlfriend after taking up most of her 30′s and then telling her he doesn’t want to get married until he is ready to retire. Yeah, how long did that last? Until a pope hating nutjob, slut model stepped in.

    the way gissum uses the child as a prop is so disgusting. every time they are photographed, gissum is holding him. she says the child is 100% hers, that’s about the smartest thing any one has ever said.

    i can’t wait for this child to grow old enough to realize what a tom cruise piece of crap his father is and to give him the cold shoulder accordingly.

    the price for trying to do your job and snap a photo of the ego-maniacs, your life. your life is worthless compared to the possibility of an unauthorized picture. 2 worst people ever.

  19. Stuart Gibson

    YOU DO KNOW SHE DIDNT ACTUALLY SAY THIS *ROLLS EYES*

    ITS ALL MAKE BIELEVE ;-)

    AND SHE EARNS WAY MORE THAN BRADY *LAUGHS*

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  22. It seems that the majority of people where ever there are mixed there is a tendency for dirt. I think it looks like he comes from is not really anything special. Where were you guys Switzerrland Gabon pure white or pure black like in a place where people are not so great things … You land by either party or the government may not be able to measure but they do not do things you find in Brazil. I think it comes from standing for something. I forsee this world a bad future if we all became a yellow mixture.

  23. o

    Gisele should have ended her relationship with Tom Brady and let
    Bridget and Tom work it out . So that child would have had a dad.
    Gisele is selfish and was only thinking of herself. And the baby belongs to the mother, she is better off without him . He lacks character or integrity. The baby is 100 percent Bridgets and Toms.
    Gisele is an air head.

  24. Sheryl

    Gisele Bundchen’s IQ is her thong size, and I’m being generous here. And she isn’t that hot in the looks department, either. She has a honker of a nose!

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