Gisele Bundchen: ‘Tom Brady’s son is 100% mine’

March 30th, 2009 // 75 Comments

Gisele Bundchen is not only in love with her new husband Tom Brady, she’s in love with his illegitimate son John Moynahan. So much so she claims he’s her own despite the the fact little John didn’t come out of her vagina and still has a living biological mother. With primary custody. Besides that stuff. Anyway, here’s Gisele talking about her relationship in Vanity Fair:

On Tom Brady’s son:
“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine.”

On finding out Bridget Moynahan was pregnant:
“In the beginning you’re living this romantic fantasy; you’re thinking, This can’t be true, it’s so good! And then, Whoops–wake-up call!” She rolls her eyes. “We were dating two and a half months when he found out, and it was a very challenging situation. Obviously, in the beginning, it’s not the ideal thing.”

On why she’s glad she stayed in the relationship:
“I wouldn’t have seen the integrity in him–the way he was a good person through all the times. I was like, You have the heart in a good place! It made me feel more in love with him; it made me realize who he was. Our relationship has become so much stronger, and I think I wouldn’t be as certain as I am today if it weren’t for that.”

Let me see if I read that last part right: Women find paying child support honorable and attractive? Then call me King Sexy Kong, ladies. I don’t want to brag, but I’m technically not allowed to leave the state that’s how much I owe. So, my place or yours?

Photos: Splash News

  1. of course it’s Tom’s kid….it’s covered in pigskin and tested positive for steroids

  2. On why she’s stayed in the relationship….kACHING KACHING $$$$

  3. Erica

    She’s not attractive in the least.

  4. toni

    narrow assed skank !

  5. Oh boy,,,guess whos going to get an earful from moynahen,,,why cant she keep her sexy trap shut…

  6. Annie Nonymous

    @ 10:24: I have bad news for you, douche — she’s worth $70 million and is going to have a longer-lasting career than Brady will. She doesn’t need his money.

  7. Fluffy Butt

    Wow! she sounds about as intelligent as my pet rock.

  8. Paging codependent!!!

  9. go

    The baby-momma, already kciked to the curb hard, must have steam coming out of her ears now.

    Sweet justice, sperm thief!

  10. #3 – I have yet to have anyone explain to me how she’s attractive.

  11. Annie Normous

    I also hear it is nice show! I have been to place with all hot guys and girls which seems to be called…, it is much swamp rape. you will much fun..? .., please have a try!

  12. Richard McBeef

    Geigh if you wouldn’t.

    She could be better, but I have nailed worse. You are a bold faced liar if you say you haven’t boned something worse than her.

    @10 – she is thin and her tits look nice in a VS push up.

  13. joho777

    Let me get this straight.

    Gisele feels that her relationship with Tom Brady “is so much stronger” now that she’s found out he has also been screwing Bridget Moynahan to the point where Bridget has had his kid?

    What dreamworld does Gisele live on?

    And don’t any of these fools EVER use condoms??

  14. Richard McBeef

    @11 – it is much swamp rape, huh? count me in!

  15. People that are into Gisele are alos into necrophilia.

  16. #12 – I dunno… she kinda looks like an ostrich to me, but yes, I’ve nailed worse…

    (hangs head)

  17. mike

    This photo set desperately needed one more picture (her face after taking a bit of that vanilla soft serve). Although, it’s probably just a prop.

  18. Andrea

    She’s a classic “fashion beauty” – stick thin to be a good clothes hanger and give the outfits unbroken lines, with an angular face that looks a little exotic when a pro shoots the pictures and a little like a male horse in real life.

  19. Anna

    If I were Moynaham I’d puch her big mouth shut. How noble of Giselle wanting to her to have a “great relationship” with her own son. Seriously, Brady needs to put a muzzle on his bitch regarding this subject.

  20. Fat Chicks Suck

    I’m not sure how so many people claim that they can’t understand why she’s considered attractive. She has a near-perfect body. I can understand why people don’t like her face – it’s definitely not the ideal face (although I wouldn’t say it’s ugly.) Regardless, you’re either a jealous chick, a jealous guy, or completely insane if you don’t think she has an amazing body. She also looks great in professional photo shoots. There are definitely hotter girls out there walking around famous or not…but don’t be an idiot and say she’s not hot.

  21. Valerie

    She thinks he has integrity? He abandoned his child and had zero contact with him until he married Skeletor and decided the kid should be at the wedding. And he’s not even ashamed of the fact that he’s a piss-poor father!

    They’re lame. They both deserve each other, and I hope they die in a fire. Worthless assholes.

  22. What Does A Supermodel Have in Her Head?

    Tom would rather be with a woman he had only dated less than three months than to be a full time father of his child – and this bimbo thought that was honorable.

    A supermodel should always just shut the fuck up. Can’t you tell, sweetheart, that your only purpose in life is to make penises happy?

  23. Gisele_Is_Gorgeous

    She has a body to die for. Besides you have got to love a woman who’ll take her man’s love sauce mix it with gelatin then eat it out of an ice cream cone just like that last picture. Makes me want to get married too.

  24. mafme

    Her body reminds of a chick I dated once. Goddamn she was a fucking cunt. Just thought I’d share.

  25. Jesus

    To hell with both these broads. One’s f’ugly, and the other’s f’old.

  26. gotmilk?

    considering models are “old” when the hit their late 20s, i doubt this horse face’s career is going to last THAT much longer.

    and if Tom barely ever sees his kid, how does she see the kid enough to say she loves him like he’s her own? and what the hell is she talking about saying that the kid needs to have a great relationship with his biological mother. chances are strong that he does, since she is the one who is raising him!

    what is this bitch even talking about??

  27. testing

    #2 Gisele isn’t in it for money, she has been the highest paid model in the world every year since 2003 she make like $30 mill+ a year

  28. Last paragraph is quality.

  29. kels

    #4 you are right on the money. from teh bottom down she has a boyish body and her face is unfeminine..i’ve always wondered how people find her attractive…she’s not hideous, but she’s not gorgeous.

  30. kels

    #4 you are right on the money. from teh bottom down she has a boyish body and her face is unfeminine..i’ve always wondered how people find her attractive…she’s not hideous, but she’s not gorgeous.

  31. RichPort's Ghost

    @16 – the only thing you’ve nailed is your right hand.

    Somehow the fact that you don’t find GB attractive doesn’t surprise us here at the Superficial…

  32. Brock Samson

    Kill ‘em all-let god sort ‘em out……………………

  33. Sid

    She’s literally a “clothes horse.”

  34. Ummm...yeah...

    You hit the nail right on the head #32…Amen!

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  38. Rhialto

    Is this news!? Or,do we care!?

  39. #31 – and by “us”, I assume you mean your original Star Wars action figure collection (in the original boxes and never opened, of course) and the voices in your head that tell you you’ve been funny in the past, right?

    I like chicks with curves, no pencils with Lee Press On tits, thanks.

  40. FFF

    But she has sexy finger toes!!!!

  41. Miss Pritchard

    I’m truly disappointed in all of you. Noone has mentioned that she has 5 o’clock shadow in her armpit in the picture where she’s waving. What has this site come to??!!!

  42. aaron

    The people that leave comment here should shampoo my crotch. none of you are funny. you all think your lame jokes will land you a job here. get a life. you all disgust me.

  43. Dr Phowstus

    #42 – You’re right aaron… here, you go… say something funny…

  44. This bitch has the face of a guy AND EVEN AS A GUY she isn’t that great. BUTTERFACE! Let’s hope she never has a kid. She should go back to Brazil, the land of the most disgusting porn around. I’m SOOO tired of people saying Brazilians are hot, they’re not. For people of mixed race, most of them don’t rate. They have nice bods but their faces…meh.

  45. On Tom Brady’s son:
    “I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine.”

    Why is this BUTTERFACE thinking she is calling the shots? People only noticed her because she was DiCaprio’s beard. She is THE HOMLIEST Victoria’s Secret model ever. No Doutzen Kroes is she, that’s for sure! Doutzen is from The Netherlands not some Brazilian bario. Bitch, please!

  46. el ces

    Hm, she’s got a real pretty smile.

    I wonder if she’s friendly to be around?

  47. No one

    I agree….Brazil is the most disgustingt place ever. It seems that where ever there is a majority of mixed people there is a propensity for filth. I guess it comes from feeling like they really aren’t anything specific. If you went to Switzerrland where people are pure white or a place like Gabon where people are pure black things aren’t so great…you might not even be able to measure the country or government side by side but they don’t do the things you find in brazil. I guess it comes from standing for something. I forsee a bad future for this world if we all become a yellow mix.

  48. Victoria

    agree with Anna, #19.

    “I want him to have a great relationship with his mom,”says Bundchen

    How very, very big of you, Giselle. She’s acting as if she’s the biological mother talking about wanting the boy to have a good relationship with his stepmother. This woman is living in denial.

    By saying that she feels she’s 100 percent the boy’s mom, she’s trying to shut out Moynahan from her mind. Pretty arrogant.

    If I were Moynahan I would be on the phone

  49. Alison

    Why is Bundchen always in the same tanktop and jeans? Doesn’t she have any other clothes?

  50. remy

    Whatcha ‘spect from a ninth grade dropout?

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