Gisele Bundchen is not only in love with her new husband Tom Brady, she’s in love with his illegitimate son John Moynahan. So much so she claims he’s her own despite the the fact little John didn’t come out of her vagina and still has a living biological mother. With primary custody. Besides that stuff. Anyway, here’s Gisele talking about her relationship in Vanity Fair:
On Tom Brady’s son:
“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine.”
On finding out Bridget Moynahan was pregnant:
“In the beginning you’re living this romantic fantasy; you’re thinking, This can’t be true, it’s so good! And then, Whoops–wake-up call!” She rolls her eyes. “We were dating two and a half months when he found out, and it was a very challenging situation. Obviously, in the beginning, it’s not the ideal thing.”
On why she’s glad she stayed in the relationship:
“I wouldn’t have seen the integrity in him–the way he was a good person through all the times. I was like, You have the heart in a good place! It made me feel more in love with him; it made me realize who he was. Our relationship has become so much stronger, and I think I wouldn’t be as certain as I am today if it weren’t for that.”
Let me see if I read that last part right: Women find paying child support honorable and attractive? Then call me King Sexy Kong, ladies. I don’t want to brag, but I’m technically not allowed to leave the state that’s how much I owe. So, my place or yours?