Gisele Bundchen is not only in love with her new husband Tom Brady, she’s in love with his illegitimate son John Moynahan. So much so she claims he’s her own despite the the fact little John didn’t come out of her vagina and still has a living biological mother. With primary custody. Besides that stuff. Anyway, here’s Gisele talking about her relationship in Vanity Fair:
On Tom Brady’s son:
“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine.”
On finding out Bridget Moynahan was pregnant:
“In the beginning you’re living this romantic fantasy; you’re thinking, This can’t be true, it’s so good! And then, Whoops–wake-up call!” She rolls her eyes. “We were dating two and a half months when he found out, and it was a very challenging situation. Obviously, in the beginning, it’s not the ideal thing.”
On why she’s glad she stayed in the relationship:
“I wouldn’t have seen the integrity in him–the way he was a good person through all the times. I was like, You have the heart in a good place! It made me feel more in love with him; it made me realize who he was. Our relationship has become so much stronger, and I think I wouldn’t be as certain as I am today if it weren’t for that.”
Let me see if I read that last part right: Women find paying child support honorable and attractive? Then call me King Sexy Kong, ladies. I don’t want to brag, but I’m technically not allowed to leave the state that’s how much I owe. So, my place or yours?
dude | March 30, 2009 at 10:22 am
of course it’s Tom’s kid….it’s covered in pigskin and tested positive for steroids
dude | March 30, 2009 at 10:24 am
On why she’s stayed in the relationship….kACHING KACHING $$$$
Erica | March 30, 2009 at 10:31 am
She’s not attractive in the least.
toni | March 30, 2009 at 10:44 am
narrow assed skank !
Rough Daddy | March 30, 2009 at 10:48 am
Oh boy,,,guess whos going to get an earful from moynahen,,,why cant she keep her sexy trap shut…
Annie Nonymous | March 30, 2009 at 10:50 am
@ 10:24: I have bad news for you, douche — she’s worth $70 million and is going to have a longer-lasting career than Brady will. She doesn’t need his money.
Fluffy Butt | March 30, 2009 at 10:50 am
Wow! she sounds about as intelligent as my pet rock.
GuyHolly | March 30, 2009 at 10:52 am
Paging codependent!!!
go | March 30, 2009 at 10:55 am
The baby-momma, already kciked to the curb hard, must have steam coming out of her ears now.
Sweet justice, sperm thief!
RichPort's Ghost | March 30, 2009 at 10:55 am
#3 – I have yet to have anyone explain to me how she’s attractive.
Annie Normous | March 30, 2009 at 11:04 am
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Richard McBeef | March 30, 2009 at 11:04 am
Geigh if you wouldn’t.
She could be better, but I have nailed worse. You are a bold faced liar if you say you haven’t boned something worse than her.
@10 – she is thin and her tits look nice in a VS push up.
joho777 | March 30, 2009 at 11:06 am
Let me get this straight.
Gisele feels that her relationship with Tom Brady “is so much stronger” now that she’s found out he has also been screwing Bridget Moynahan to the point where Bridget has had his kid?
What dreamworld does Gisele live on?
And don’t any of these fools EVER use condoms??
Richard McBeef | March 30, 2009 at 11:06 am
@11 – it is much swamp rape, huh? count me in!
GuyHolly | March 30, 2009 at 11:16 am
People that are into Gisele are alos into necrophilia.
RichPort's Ghost | March 30, 2009 at 11:23 am
#12 – I dunno… she kinda looks like an ostrich to me, but yes, I’ve nailed worse…
(hangs head)
mike | March 30, 2009 at 11:35 am
This photo set desperately needed one more picture (her face after taking a bit of that vanilla soft serve). Although, it’s probably just a prop.
Andrea | March 30, 2009 at 11:39 am
She’s a classic “fashion beauty” – stick thin to be a good clothes hanger and give the outfits unbroken lines, with an angular face that looks a little exotic when a pro shoots the pictures and a little like a male horse in real life.
Anna | March 30, 2009 at 11:51 am
If I were Moynaham I’d puch her big mouth shut. How noble of Giselle wanting to her to have a “great relationship” with her own son. Seriously, Brady needs to put a muzzle on his bitch regarding this subject.
Fat Chicks Suck | March 30, 2009 at 11:53 am
I’m not sure how so many people claim that they can’t understand why she’s considered attractive. She has a near-perfect body. I can understand why people don’t like her face – it’s definitely not the ideal face (although I wouldn’t say it’s ugly.) Regardless, you’re either a jealous chick, a jealous guy, or completely insane if you don’t think she has an amazing body. She also looks great in professional photo shoots. There are definitely hotter girls out there walking around famous or not…but don’t be an idiot and say she’s not hot.
Valerie | March 30, 2009 at 11:54 am
She thinks he has integrity? He abandoned his child and had zero contact with him until he married Skeletor and decided the kid should be at the wedding. And he’s not even ashamed of the fact that he’s a piss-poor father!
They’re lame. They both deserve each other, and I hope they die in a fire. Worthless assholes.
What Does A Supermodel Have in Her Head? | March 30, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Tom would rather be with a woman he had only dated less than three months than to be a full time father of his child – and this bimbo thought that was honorable.
A supermodel should always just shut the fuck up. Can’t you tell, sweetheart, that your only purpose in life is to make penises happy?
Gisele_Is_Gorgeous | March 30, 2009 at 12:03 pm
She has a body to die for. Besides you have got to love a woman who’ll take her man’s love sauce mix it with gelatin then eat it out of an ice cream cone just like that last picture. Makes me want to get married too.
mafme | March 30, 2009 at 12:08 pm
Her body reminds of a chick I dated once. Goddamn she was a fucking cunt. Just thought I’d share.
Jesus | March 30, 2009 at 12:43 pm
To hell with both these broads. One’s f’ugly, and the other’s f’old.
gotmilk? | March 30, 2009 at 12:53 pm
considering models are “old” when the hit their late 20s, i doubt this horse face’s career is going to last THAT much longer.
and if Tom barely ever sees his kid, how does she see the kid enough to say she loves him like he’s her own? and what the hell is she talking about saying that the kid needs to have a great relationship with his biological mother. chances are strong that he does, since she is the one who is raising him!
what is this bitch even talking about??
testing | March 30, 2009 at 1:11 pm
#2 Gisele isn’t in it for money, she has been the highest paid model in the world every year since 2003 she make like $30 mill+ a year
The ZaZ | March 30, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Last paragraph is quality.
kels | March 30, 2009 at 1:37 pm
#4 you are right on the money. from teh bottom down she has a boyish body and her face is unfeminine..i’ve always wondered how people find her attractive…she’s not hideous, but she’s not gorgeous.
kels | March 30, 2009 at 1:37 pm
#4 you are right on the money. from teh bottom down she has a boyish body and her face is unfeminine..i’ve always wondered how people find her attractive…she’s not hideous, but she’s not gorgeous.
RichPort's Ghost | March 30, 2009 at 1:41 pm
@16 – the only thing you’ve nailed is your right hand.
Somehow the fact that you don’t find GB attractive doesn’t surprise us here at the Superficial…
Brock Samson | March 30, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Kill ‘em all-let god sort ‘em out……………………
Sid | March 30, 2009 at 1:58 pm
She’s literally a “clothes horse.”
Ummm...yeah... | March 30, 2009 at 1:59 pm
You hit the nail right on the head #32…Amen!
Galtacticus | March 30, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Hola!
Galtacticus | March 30, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Hola!
Rhialto | March 30, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Hi!
Rhialto | March 30, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Is this news!? Or,do we care!?
RichPort's Ghost | March 30, 2009 at 2:20 pm
#31 – and by “us”, I assume you mean your original Star Wars action figure collection (in the original boxes and never opened, of course) and the voices in your head that tell you you’ve been funny in the past, right?
I like chicks with curves, no pencils with Lee Press On tits, thanks.
FFF | March 30, 2009 at 2:32 pm
But she has sexy finger toes!!!!
Miss Pritchard | March 30, 2009 at 2:45 pm
I’m truly disappointed in all of you. Noone has mentioned that she has 5 o’clock shadow in her armpit in the picture where she’s waving. What has this site come to??!!!
aaron | March 30, 2009 at 3:29 pm
The people that leave comment here should shampoo my crotch. none of you are funny. you all think your lame jokes will land you a job here. get a life. you all disgust me.
Dr Phowstus | March 30, 2009 at 3:43 pm
#42 – You’re right aaron… here, you go… say something funny…
Sickitten | March 30, 2009 at 4:25 pm
This bitch has the face of a guy AND EVEN AS A GUY she isn’t that great. BUTTERFACE! Let’s hope she never has a kid. She should go back to Brazil, the land of the most disgusting porn around. I’m SOOO tired of people saying Brazilians are hot, they’re not. For people of mixed race, most of them don’t rate. They have nice bods but their faces…meh.
Sickitten | March 30, 2009 at 4:30 pm
On Tom Brady’s son:
“I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that’s important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine.”
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Why is this BUTTERFACE thinking she is calling the shots? People only noticed her because she was DiCaprio’s beard. She is THE HOMLIEST Victoria’s Secret model ever. No Doutzen Kroes is she, that’s for sure! Doutzen is from The Netherlands not some Brazilian bario. Bitch, please!
el ces | March 30, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Hm, she’s got a real pretty smile.
I wonder if she’s friendly to be around?
No one | March 30, 2009 at 4:55 pm
I agree….Brazil is the most disgustingt place ever. It seems that where ever there is a majority of mixed people there is a propensity for filth. I guess it comes from feeling like they really aren’t anything specific. If you went to Switzerrland where people are pure white or a place like Gabon where people are pure black things aren’t so great…you might not even be able to measure the country or government side by side but they don’t do the things you find in brazil. I guess it comes from standing for something. I forsee a bad future for this world if we all become a yellow mix.
Victoria | March 30, 2009 at 5:52 pm
agree with Anna, #19.
“I want him to have a great relationship with his mom,”says Bundchen
How very, very big of you, Giselle. She’s acting as if she’s the biological mother talking about wanting the boy to have a good relationship with his stepmother. This woman is living in denial.
By saying that she feels she’s 100 percent the boy’s mom, she’s trying to shut out Moynahan from her mind. Pretty arrogant.
If I were Moynahan I would be on the phone
Alison | March 30, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Why is Bundchen always in the same tanktop and jeans? Doesn’t she have any other clothes?
remy | March 30, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Whatcha ‘spect from a ninth grade dropout?