Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady get married

February 27th, 2009 // 58 Comments

Supermodel Gisele Bundchen and New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady quietly wed at St. Monica Church in Santa Monica Thursday, according to Us Magazine:

The ceremony — which began at dusk — was “very small and intimate,” a source tells Us, adding that guests mostly consisted of immediate family. Brady’s son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, was also present.
(Fitting, as Bundchen once described her ideal wedding as “a simple ceremony…I don’t like parties, I prefer something more intimate, just for the closest people.”)

Oh, awesome. The child whose pregnant mother Tom Brady bailed on to bang Gisele was there. Because that’s not a bad omen or anything.

No offense to the kid.

Photos: WENN

  1. g_girl

    he is superattractive.

  2. Wyrm

    As a wedding present the Patriots traded him to the Raiders for a couple draft picks, a goat and a can of cheese whiz.

  3. dooley

    If I were a dork I would try for “FIRST” – so I won’t.

  4. g_girl

    lucy, go kill yourself for me, ok?

  5. dooley

    g_girl, I sure want to stay on your good side.

  6. tracy23

    Needless to say, she has very cute looking!! lots pretty chicks like her should be very famous on the ta ll da ting site: ___TallMingle Co m___. Maybe she can join to attend the sexy session to attract ta ll guys!! at least, that’s what my bros and i happen to know!!

  7. I’m sure these gentlemen are pleased at their nuptuals, but I suspect someone failed to remind them of Prop 8…

  8. Gene

    He dumped her before he knew she was pregnant, why does everyone gloss over this point. It’s common knowledge that Bridget was trying to trap TB. :^(

  9. Wyrm

    #7– Hahaha Rich…good one.

  10. Darth

    Holy crap,that pants fits her like a second skin! That’s why she’s probably a model,no shit! I wish them the best ofcourse.

  11. coach

    says his son by his ex was there, not his ex.

  12. nipolian

    If you look at the last pic, it looks like he is pulling her around by her camel toe.

  13. Darth

    I hope Tom Brady has some knowledge of the Spanish language.

  14. makid4

    His face is 60% forehead, and she has an adam’s apple the size of texas and most likely the junk to match. I thought they just made this illegal in CA?

  15. hark


  16. kamiler

    she is so beautiful and lovely. every time i signed in”C e l e b M i n g l e. C 0 M”and there were always many men talking about her how sexy and pretty … you know it is a site where rich women can seek young cute men and men can find extramarital affairs….they are picky, but they like her too.

  17. jrz

    That’s a dude. You can’t tell me that ain’t a dude.

  18. #1 – Be more specific, there are two guys in that picture, and they’d both be candy in prison…

    #17 – He has nice implants, right?

  19. Dopey “Darth” its Portuguese not Spanish…

  20. Bridget

    @ #12 – the move Tom is pulling in Picture number 4 is referred to as “The Muff Cuff”….I wouldn’t recommend trying it unless you are Tom Brady

  21. Joe

    Hey #13, Gisele is Brazilian, and they speak PORTUGUESE in Brazil you fucking idiot.

  22. sote

    @8. Gene. Nuh uh! He did leave her when she was pregnant, the boy doesn’t even have Tom’s last name, why would she do that if she wanted to trap him? She did that coz he’s a prick and she didn’t want him around the child.

  23. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Some people…no matter how ‘hot’ they are…should never ever ever wear their hair puleld back like that. Totally unflattering. Gives me a whole Olive Oyl vibe.

    Whats that mark on her arm anyway? Brusie? Heroine scar? Tattoo???

  24. RichPort Ghost's 2" pecker

    RichPort’s Ghost, just admit that you (not so secretly) wish you were ramming your 2″ flaccid pecker in Brady’s bunghole. You closeted bigot cocksucker.

  25. Darth

    I would love to spend a night alone with Tom

  26. Valerie

    Whoa I had no idea Tom Brady was so hot! Once again, a nice sight between my legs–LICK IT! :P

  27. mimi

    Super Bowl? He can lick my Super Hole!

  28. Darth

    Valerie #26 oh how naughty…. we shall fight for him

  29. Massa'

    @24 “closeted bigot cocksucker”? I resemble that remarkkk!

  30. #24 – Ok, let’s break your comment down (puts on glasses)…

    A flacid penis couldn’t really “ram” anything, now could it? That would be like beating someone to death with a wet piece of linguini… Now, let’s couple that with your lack of an identifiiable moniker, which of course serves to highlight your pussiness… “you closeted bigot cocksucker” is an interesting indictment from a random fuck who has just fantasized about a complete stranger sodomizing a quarterback… hmmm… my analysis is that you comment misses funniness, cleverness, and originality, but soars in both douchiness and extreme FAIL. So sad…

  31. Darth

    All i can say is Tom – Yummy

  32. chedda

    Rich, I do believe I’m crushin’ on you. *sigh* I think it’s the glasses?

  33. selinawang

    Needless to say, she has very cute looking!! lots pretty chicks like her should be very famous on the ta ll da ting site: ___TallMingle Co m___. Maybe she can join to attend the sexy session to attract ta ll guys!! at least, that’s what my bros and i happen to know!!

  34. chedda

    # 33

    nice one, Selling-a-wang. You got a sister Anita?

    p.s. your still a waste of space. :(

  35. PunkA

    Damn, Giselle, you just got married. So why the long face??? HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    I expect their kids to look like little mustangs when born, then perhaps to a thoroughbred in the teen years. Then a stallion like mom later in life. Horseface all the way, though.

  36. chedda


  37. #35 – HAHAHAHA… I swear this Giselle dude makes an ugly lady…

  38. Matt Cassell

    I give Stork Boy and Spider Monkey Woman two years tops! I should be the starting QB by then.

  39. WOW they make the most beautiful couple EVER!

  40. nah

    can’t wait till they have kids, the brady bundch returns to tv

  41. Apes in the white house


    Your site sucks. None of the chicks on there are near as purty as my sister. And she don’t charge as much as they do, neither– she takes care of me for a six pack and some smokes. b’sides, she can take out her top dentures and do me reaaaal nice. Your gals still have some of their doggone teeth left, and that shit don’t feel too good on yer pecker.

  42. lola

    They are both successful and obviously take good care of themselves. They are probably super conceited, but who am I to judge? I am happy for them and I hope it lasts

  43. --

    lola = twat

  44. morgan

    # 13 – Lol you idiot, they speak portugese in Brazil.

    Damn… Gisele’s taken for good, I was JUST about to make my move.

  45. mai-tai

    #1 – are you serious? Is it me or does he sometimes look extra sheisty (like sitting in a parked van waiting for a school bus sheisty)? Not attractive anymore – bleh.

  46. kutikittikat

    i would marry her for that ass alone.

  47. COM’ ON GIRLS, nail this sucker!!

  48. Ossim-X

    Very funny. But that quote doesn’t say Bridget Moynahan was there, just that his son that he had with her was there.

    Don’t mean to be nitpicky, but it would annoy me if I didn’t say something.

  49. marketingwiz

    I’ve read on other blogs that Bridget Moynihan was there, too. How weird is that?

  50. amber

    Could the same picture be posted anymore!!!

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