Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady are engaged (For real this time.)

January 12th, 2009 // 50 Comments

Patriots quarterback Tom Brady officially proposed to supermodel Gisele Bundchen on Friday despite TMZ swearing on it’s mother’s grave that shit went down Christmas Eve. People reports:

“He asked and she accepted,” a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE. Family and friends were informed over the weekend. An official announcement, as well as preliminary wedding details, are being planned by Bündchen and her closest friends this week.
“The couple is discussing a huge fashionista event in the spring or a more intimate and quicker ceremony in Costa Rica, where Gisele has a home,” the source adds.

Well, it’s nice to know that while his team didn’t even make the playoffs, Tom Brady still gets to have all kinds of crazy engagement sex with his supermodel fiancee. Actually, that’s not really nice to know at all. In fact, it kind of makes me want to punch Tom Brady in the face. With my car. But mostly because I had to write about this twice which, surprisingly, does not make it more interesting. I’m as shocked as you are.

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  1. quick

    second!

  2. Kim

    Sure, she looks like a dude, but his doctors completely botched his knee surgery and rehab, so he’ll be lucky if he ever plays in the NFL again. Smart man to pick this time to marry a cash cow.

  3. NFL Fan

    Tom,

    Please have as many little QB’s as your genes can make. We’re DYING FOR TALENT in the NFL and need them now.

    Any who can’t make it as QB’s should look like Gisele. No harm in having more of that, too…

  4. Awesome body on Gisele…but that face

    Brady will be backing up Cassell next season so he needs some reason to stay in the public’s eye.

  5. Being a big Brady and Pats fan, sure hope this doesnt cause him too much distraction from his rehab bc the word is he is behind where he needs to be.

  6. Deuce Bigalow

    Fucking jealous…. She is a GODDESS!!!!

  7. grammeridiot

    Jerkable body. Face makes me soft though.

  8. NY Ted

    Too keep “Man-woman” happy at home and in the bed-room…Pretty-boy Brady can kiss his NFL career as DONE! The knee is shot….but his prick works just fine!

  9. Cash

    Gisele is the undisputed queen of Sideboob.

    Nom nom nom!

  10. Harry

    Yup, even Belichick can see the writing on the wall: Matt Cassell is the future of the Patriots. Brady has always been overrated. A good QB in the system, which helped him win 3 SB’s.

  11. rhythmic defecator

    You know Tom, there are cheaper beards out there. Plus, there are some that don’t risk being deported. I mean, in this economy you could have bought American you know.

    I bet we see Tony Homo try to do a copycat version of this soon

  12. Bob Kraft

    We saw this one coming and that’s why we ‘franchise tagged’ Matt Cassel. Brady’s knee didn’t get messed up in a game. It got tore up by all that crazy engagement sex. We knew his career was over as soon as he said he wanted another ring, but not a super bowl ring.

  13. dave

    i wonder how he got down on one knee, seeing how his knee is still torn to shreds and is as infected as one of paris hiltons panties

  14. Good, she can get him a hanky while he cries himself to sleep watching the Eagles win the superbowl.

  15. Steel Curtain

    I’d take a knee for that girl.

  16. Giselle = Semen Recepticle

    Once that ring is placed firmly around her finger…Giselle’s mouth better purse up and siphon the sperm directly from his scrotum. But then again Brady is a tremendous faggot and would much rather unload a batch into TO’s clenched sphincter.

  17. Tom Brady Rater

    Tom WAS a really good quarterback in a really GREAT system.

  18. me

    Anyone posting after me drinks out of Tom Brady’s jockstrap and plays with his marbles

  19. Phil

    All I see another case of hit-and-run.

  20. lori

    That is a seriously ugly dress.

  21. I wonder if this wil affect the performances of tom in the NFL? we will see
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  22. mai-tai

    stop hatin’.

  23. mink

    I like the dress

  24. tigerbaby

    That woman looks like Skeletor. Oy.

  25. mike

    she looks like a dude.

  26. mike

    she looks like a dude.

  27. mike

    she looks like a dude.

  28. There will always be RUBBISH, folks!!

  29. Gargamel

    She may be married, but she still looks like a man.

  30. Ummm...yeah...

    Who the fuck cares?

  31. She is the epitome of a BUTTERFACE!

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  39. ToTellTheTruth

    nice body, but this bitch has a face like a barnyard horse..

  40. ToTellTheTruth

    nice body, but this bitch has a face like a barnyard horse..

  41. TedBed

    She looks dam* good to me, exotic..him, I could do without.

  42. TJ

    #33 thru 39: Can you find me a 19 year old Chinese hottie that will take my schlong up her ass and then suck my stinky dick?

    On topic, G has the type of tits you want to suck completely whole in your mouth. However, she’s gonna look scary when she gets

  43. obamasucks

    Tom Brady is the biggest tool bag ever.

  44. WTF?

    FTA:
    “The couple is discussing a huge fashionista event …”

    WTF is a “fashionista?!!!” God those people sound retarded and shallow.

  45. WTF

    Nevermind–looked it up:

    “fashionista” (adj. and noun)

    “A person devoted to fashion clothing, particularily unique or high fashion.
    A person not to be called a fashionista would be someone who obsessivly follows trends. REAL fashionistas do not believe in trends. That type of person would be more correctly labeled a fashion whore or a shallow bitch.”

    Student #1:”Oh my gosh! Look at that girl wearing those sparkly red mary janes, black lolita skirt, hello kitty corset, and a top hat with pink hair!”
    Student #2″Oh yeah, thats Xenia, she’s a Fashionista.”

  46. Wow, amazingly hot dress. Though as an Eagles fan I detest Brady.

  47. Well if this is true, I wonder if she will stop parading around her stepson since she will have a child of her own. She seems so “private” about matters that only involve her.

  48. Once the mouth that the ring is placed tightly around your finger … Giselle best scholarships and pass the sperm directly into the scrotum. But again, Brady is a great package and would prefer to download a lot in the sphincter tight.

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