Tom Brady enjoyed a day off yesterday with his girlfriend, model Gisele Bundchen. Gisele pulled out all the stops for Tom and wasn’t afraid to show off her modeling skills: Cooling herself down with a wet towel – seductively. Adjusting her bathing suit – seductively. And, of course, pretending to enjoy food – seductively. I think. Cringing your man-face at the sight of a fork is the new hot for female models, right? Okay, cool, just checking.
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Auntie Kryst | October 23, 2007 at 9:44 am
Good morning biotches!
spy | October 23, 2007 at 9:45 am
This woman loves me. She calls me night and day, begging for my manly affection.
But dammit, I’m just not ready for a relationship right now.
Frick | October 23, 2007 at 9:45 am
I’m confused, does she have the fake breastasis or not? I can’t tell. Oh, and good morning biotch!
p911gt10c | October 23, 2007 at 9:48 am
I can’t believe this chick was the top angel for Vic. Secret. She’s not even close to being attractive.
Viva Alessandra!
Chef | October 23, 2007 at 9:49 am
Pic one shows nice nips and camel. Yes, my mind is in the gutter.
Sofia | October 23, 2007 at 9:53 am
she should change her name to Gisele Butch.
Jas | October 23, 2007 at 9:56 am
I really don’t see whats so FUG about her. I think she has a really pretty face, amzaing boobs and looooooooooong legs. And I never ever thought of her as skinny till I read the coments from the previous one with her in the bikini..
she looks healthy and amazing.
Brock Landers | October 23, 2007 at 10:09 am
it’s always interesting to see a woman who is considered one of, if not the hottest women in the world not all done up and looking so sexy. At the end of the day it’s all chicken. She doesn’t even look average there. Incredible.
why | October 23, 2007 at 10:10 am
where’s Brittny
what did she drink
is she wearing pants
wheres’ her dog
did she fire the mommy teacher
did she get her nails done
how many pumkins are on her dash
the boots are they on ebay
heeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllp i gotta know NOW
Texas Tranny | October 23, 2007 at 10:10 am
Yes, clearly a camel-toe and not a penis.
Hmm | October 23, 2007 at 10:11 am
She has a great body. Of course her boobs are real. She’s a top-model, they don’t do this bs.
sportsdvl | October 23, 2007 at 10:13 am
Any of you idiots who are saying she isn’t attractive must like cock.
life is a shithole | October 23, 2007 at 10:16 am
Wow she’s a ladylike dainty little eater, hun.
Fucking fuck who eats like that, Jebus. She doesn’t even know how to hold a fork… well actually neither of them do. They look like they’re having fondue for fucks sake or eating Shish-Ka-Babs, it’s a fucking regular fork you dumbfucks. Honestly I don’t expect much from Mr. Football, in fact I just expect him to yell “MMMM FOOD, TOM HUNGRY” and then start shovelling fistfulls of mashed potaotes into his pie hole. But, Butch is supposed to be a world travelled top paid model shouldn’t she have somewhat decent manners?
But I guess if ya look like a man you’ll eat like on too. On that note I would not like to see Cameron Diaz eat. Well actually I wouldn’t like to seee any of these attention whores eat. They probably all have fucking disgusting table manners because they’re so used to having their little spineless personal assistants spoon feed their specialy prepared little dietary meals and wipe their filthy little mouths and remind them to chew and swallow. Fucking celebrities they’re like babies; can’t do shit themselves, in fact I’m sure they have someone who helps them take a dump and wipe their ass afterwards.
supes | October 23, 2007 at 10:17 am
Whoever said she looks healthy might wanna look at pic 2 more closely. You don’t completely lose your ass unless you skip a meal or two.
PS Camel toooooooeeeeeeee!!
J-Sin | October 23, 2007 at 10:17 am
Truly, Tom Brady is the man.
Sunshine | October 23, 2007 at 10:20 am
She is pretty! I wish my stomach was that flat….
Tess | October 23, 2007 at 10:22 am
Yikes, her skin looks scary under her bikini top in pic 2.
yuri | October 23, 2007 at 10:23 am
so nice!!!!
J-Sin | October 23, 2007 at 10:23 am
Fuck Camel Toe! Looks more like Moose Knuckle to me…
Tess | October 23, 2007 at 10:26 am
And btw, I can’t figure out why we think it’s beautiful to have a stomach like that these days. I understand the beauty of a toned, fit stomach but chicks today want a tummy that’s almost concave. I’m not saying a bloated belly like Brit’s (although I don’t really think hers would look bad at all if her pants were a little higher sometimes) looks good either, but a nice and little round feminine stomach looks much more sexy to me than an anorexic one (combined with ribs sticking out it’s just disgusting).
gotmilk? | October 23, 2007 at 10:29 am
Tom Brady is the man because he’s not paying an ounce of attention to her or him, whatever the fuck she/he is!
she looks disgusting in picture 5. bitch needs to eat, a lot. and didn’t she criticize models for being to thin? this is a perfect example of when celebrities need to keep their mouths shut because you always end up putting your foot in it at some point.
i hope she wastes away to nothing, more than she already has.
combustion8 | October 23, 2007 at 10:31 am
yep, and she’s still got a dog face too.
Soy | October 23, 2007 at 10:32 am
no comment
gotmilk? | October 23, 2007 at 10:34 am
Tess – here’s the difference, she’s basically skin stretched across a little muscle and bones. her stomach is not attractive, it just looks like she’s emaciated. Zero percent body fat looks good on no one.
if she were to hit the gym, eat some food & gain weight, then that would look okay. her face though, well, that would require a paper bag.
cali | October 23, 2007 at 10:35 am
the guys that get these TOP models
are usually kinda pastey
hmmm
the fantasy must be better
Kelly Neuman | October 23, 2007 at 10:35 am
I personally dont think she is all that, actually a face like a pig but a nice body.
danny | October 23, 2007 at 10:37 am
What is it with these pap-photogs? THey never include a woman’s feet in the shots! jeebus, what’s a foot fetishist to do?
Tess | October 23, 2007 at 10:40 am
#24, yeah that’s true. Personally I think that the Ancient Greek idea of a woman was just great: beautiful, soft and still athletic. http://www.ancientsculpturegallery.com/images/235.jpg
But yeah, her face can’t be fixed.
Lugh | October 23, 2007 at 10:42 am
Allow me to condense the nonsense a bit here:
Women who say she looks like crap: You are just jealous. She is not ugly, in fact, she is stupidly attractive. Get over it.
Men who say she looks like crap: You would have sex with her in .002 seconds if given the opportunity. She’s a Victoria’s Secret supermodel.
I’m done here. Go Pats.
J-Sin | October 23, 2007 at 10:45 am
Yeah Lugh. Go Pats! Tom Brady is getting SUPERMODEL PUSSY and it’s turning him into SUPERMAN on the field. Gisselle better keep fucking him, if not there goes the season!
blah | October 23, 2007 at 10:47 am
big stick with pointy asian face. ew
Tess | October 23, 2007 at 10:47 am
#29 I’m not jealous, I just find her body type and face regular, not that attractive. I completely understand why a lot of people find her amazingly sexy and all, but it just doesn’t work for me and I would not want to look like her. I can name thousands of girls who are hotter than me (in my opinion that is) and who I would like to look like, but she’s just not someone I would envy.
Kim | October 23, 2007 at 10:48 am
Damn Lugh, I’m sure a lot of guys would sleep with Britney given the chance because, heck, it’s Britney!
shes not my style | October 23, 2007 at 10:49 am
the one that had the baby was way prettier
im not into olive oils with rat faces i guess, call me gay if you want… i don’t like 6 foot stick figures and sharp noses
gotmilk? | October 23, 2007 at 10:50 am
29, yeah we’re never EVER heard that here on the Fish before. I agree with “Go Pats”, but other than that, you’re an unoriginal douche.
p.s. she WAS a victoria’s secret model. no longer. they have a No Man Face Policy now. better get your eyes checked.
shes not my stlyle | October 23, 2007 at 10:52 am
adriana lima and the rest i will take.
im not saying i would kick her out of bed, but im not gonna get of by looking at her in a bikini, maybe naked and doing something.
i'm, like, so jealous | October 23, 2007 at 10:54 am
hey Lugh, get a functioning brain cell. not everyone finds the same things attractive. it doesn’t make them gay or jealous. and come up with a better theory, because that one that you’ve got there is probably used in every post on the superficial. you unoriginal fuck.
Kim | October 23, 2007 at 10:54 am
#31: “pointy asian face”… Excuse me? I don’t understand, she’s not Asian at all. So wouldn’t that mean… She doesn’t have an Asian face? I might take offence to that if it made sense.
mina | October 23, 2007 at 10:58 am
model doesn’t always mean gorgeous. it is easier to make clothes for stick figures, thats why models are skinny.
runway models can be super skinny and plain sometimes, usually designers want people to notice their clothes, not how hot the woman is that is wearing it.
Victoria Secret is diff i understand, but maybe giselle has a good walk and knows how to pose….
doesn’t mean she is pretty. she looks like shandi ( from America’s next top model) is she had a tan and her face was pulled back.
and shandi was ugly.
i tend to think pretty girl faces usually have big eyes button noses, and pouty lips. but i guess there are all kinds of pretty.
for Kim | October 23, 2007 at 11:00 am
asian girls can be really pretty, they usually don’t have pointy faces though. if an asian girl and a really point face it would look like giselle
leatherdaddy | October 23, 2007 at 11:00 am
i was hoping to start my morning with kate beckinsale. i was really wishing. alessandra ambrosio would be great too. this chicks face makes me feel like i could go boths ways when im checking her out.
Sapphire | October 23, 2007 at 11:08 am
Giselle has a great body! I’d love to have a nice flat toned stomach like hers, I can only wish!! I can’t understand anyone would want a round feminine potbelly, or be attracted to that, that’s gross. Fit, toned, flat tummy, beautiful long toned legs, she’s hot! She doesn’t know how to eat though lol.
skeleton raper | October 23, 2007 at 11:19 am
what’s with the star tattoo on her wrist? i’ve seen other celebs with that same tattoo.
her body is great on the front but she could use some more ass. that face is all man though.
skeleton raper | October 23, 2007 at 11:19 am
what’s with the star tattoo on her wrist? i’ve seen other celebs with that same tattoo.
her body is great on the front but she could use some more ass. that face is all man though.
Randy Moss | October 23, 2007 at 11:20 am
Tom’s got it right. Gisele is to show off in public, since she’s (also) rich and a supermodel. Meanwhile he fucks all the football groupies, who’ve got actual boobs and butts. That’s the way it was meant to be for men, and it still works best. Allowing women to speak was a HUGE mistake.
^Jodi | October 23, 2007 at 11:23 am
Yo Gisele,
You look like a washed-up arse!
^Jodi
chimpy | October 23, 2007 at 11:28 am
She looks like a man.
Italian Stallion | October 23, 2007 at 11:28 am
I wonder if Tom Brady sucked her dick?
evil0ne | October 23, 2007 at 11:33 am
Is the girl below her in pics 2 and 3 Tonya Harding?
Mdiz | October 23, 2007 at 11:38 am
Thats one ugly dude