Gisele Bundchen still wearing bikinis

October 23rd, 2007 // 166 Comments
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Tom Brady enjoyed a day off yesterday with his girlfriend, model Gisele Bundchen. Gisele pulled out all the stops for Tom and wasn’t afraid to show off her modeling skills: Cooling herself down with a wet towel – seductively. Adjusting her bathing suit – seductively. And, of course, pretending to enjoy food – seductively. I think. Cringing your man-face at the sight of a fork is the new hot for female models, right? Okay, cool, just checking.

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Ript1&0

    Wait…. 71, did you actually just say that shit to me??? That’s funny man.. As if any of this actually exists.. C’mon.

  2. oh please

    “that will never see the light at the end of a vagina”

    Spoken by a true up-all-night Dungeons and Dragons virgin who slept through Sex Ed.

  3. wtf

    What’s the deal??? Does her visible ribcage keep floating her back to the top of the page?

  4. 93 that’s what I was wondering

  5. uh

    stop fucking posting this story!

  6. gotmilk?

    Lugh, didn’t you do the exact same thing that you’re criticizing other people for by calling the women jealous and the guys gay?

    and i guess you didn’t see the name of this website. get off your high horse (gisele’s face) or get out of here. the bible thumpers are more exciting than you.

  7. uggos

    the proof is in. she is really a he.

    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20153588,00.html

    that has to be the most frightening picture EVER.

  8. mike

    i don’t like her.
    i think it’s because she looks just like my 8th grade english teacher, only more attractive.

  9. Nina

    Past her prime? She’s like 27. Most people hit their prime at 30 unless they’re ugly then it’s 15-19. I don’t know why people keep saying Gisele is ugly, imo she has great hair and I like her face. I would look 1000000000x worse with no makeup and squinting into the sun and I’ll admit that.

  10. Well ok, Took a bit of a “time out” from this barn.
    But for the hundredth or so time – until there’s an inquiry to explain this link: I’ll keep reading # 197 on the last Bar Rafeaeli thread and say…”hummmm…”

  11. And for those of you keeping score at home :
    Edward Jones – making sense of Investing.
    Country Inns and Suites
    Blue-Sky from American Express
    CVS Pharmacy
    http://www.legalzoom.com (Robert Shapero)
    Priceline..com (William Shatner)
    The Villages (Florida)
    Geico.
    Fox – (what a surprise)
    1-800 Dentist.
    LensCrafters
    Ford Fusion
    SurfPro ?
    Shaw – (Canada feed)
    Major League Baseball – Fox
    Cancer.org (Maybe get a new media placement agency – stay away from reality comedy)
    CORT – Warren Buffet
    Flight Center.ca (Canada feed)
    Global (Canada Feed)
    CSX – How tomorrow moves
    Nasdaq
    Marriot
    Farmers Help Point
    BP
    Some crap 1800- MESO

    Anyone interested in the truth movement should realize these companies support blatant propaganda that happily brushes off the murder of thousands of people. IE Glenn Beck Show October 22/07 Headline News Network (?) (There is such a thing ?) CNN related
    Perhaps consider where you put your business.
    Binky: Well…Ok…I hope none of these advertise on The Fish….Oh Rich Gage is over 200 now – in just a few weeks really…Rock on !

  12. Barn??? What are you trying to say Binky? That I’m a cow?

    I’m not fat, I’m just big boned. GOD!!!

  13. Binky

    Oh. Right…Ok….Barn’s just a term of affection….

  14. Binky

    (I’ m just here for the hay)

  15. cal

    yo superficial man, you need to get some new stories bro, why did you re-run this story 12 hours later???

  16. cal, because he’s superficial

    Oh, wait, he called her a man-face, so yeah, I don’t know

  17. #101 Binky, what’s up with the laundry list? Is it what’s on TV tonight? Because You forgot to put House on there.

  18. Binky

    Don’t worry Frist – it’s just a bit of filler until I can come up with a few jokes.
    ( I saw this ‘news channel’ crap show for the frist time today and couldn’t believe what crap is supported by mainstream companies many people use)

  19. Binky

    Do those robot vacuum cleaners work ?
    This place is a mess and the Dyson keeps eating the furniture.

  20. Alex P Keaton

    @101
    I guess when you’re not reading this crappy site you’re fighting injustice? Could be the only thing more annoying than Brazilians.

  21. !!!!

    @ # 80

    HAHAHAH, whoa. I skimmed that, but you definitely put waaaaay too much thought into that. Get a hobby, man.

  22. You have a Dyson? What, are you fricken rich or something?

    I have a roll of double sided tape

  23. Binky

    Don’t worry – the Dyson’s not that great.
    I’m still not sure if it can manage all the raking – let alone shovel.

  24. Why the fuck is this shit still on top?

    Why the fuck am I still up on this piece of shit web-site and not in bed?

  25. I dunno, TT, addiction is a bitch

  26. Conky

    She is too skinny to be hot.

    Thanks

  27. Conky

    Oh and too ugly too. Amazing what makeup can do for an ugly chick.

    Thanks

  28. This is what I was talking about in #101 Frist.
    3 against O blather isn’t journalism – it’s propaganda.
    This Beck guy also had an internet poll that indicated over 75 per cent of his commenters/viewers disagreed with him on that show and he ignored the results and didn’t bother to mention it.
    Those companies support his show. I’m shopping elsewhere.

  29. Oh Gisele.
    How… blah.
    Tom Brady could do (and has done) so much better.

    We, however, love him anyways.

    http://itsalwayscloudyinchicago.wordpress.com
    Read it.
    Love it.

  30. justtheobvious

    damn bitch, built like a 14 year old girl! Look at that ass! Call me in a few years, and a few sandwiches later…

  31. Michelle

    Wait a second…are all you people blind, stupid or just super jealous? She is beautiful! Has always been and still is! Yes, there are a few things about her that aren’t perfect and maybe she needs to gain about ten…or twenty….pounds, but she is still more beautiful than about 99 percent of the population. Just remember, before you post a comment on here about how unattractive you think she is….she’s still hotter than you and/or your girlfriend/wife!!! Unless your ass (literally) is going to be selling Victoria’s Secret or walking down a runway…shut up and admit she’s hot! Denial just isn’t very cool anymore!

  32. #121 eh…fuck off, I’m still hotter

  33. Plus I don’t cringe when I eat

  34. Jane

    She looks like my little brother in a bikini

  35. JR

    I just came in my pants.

  36. SuckIt

    Im not hatin on her, she’s attractive but the girl needs more hips!!!! she’s not looking that sexy without some more curves. not even a lot of curves, just some 5 lbs in her thighs

  37. You’re an unfunny annoying shittypoo cunt.

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  38. rexshina

    OMG! I saw her sexy photos on richmingle.com first. I can’t believe there’s such cutie in the world.

  39. roughdaddy

    hmmm sweet little camel toe ,,,no hairs,,,can you imagine thats waiting for you spread eagle in your hotel room….after a hard days work,,,

  40. More Bras Stolen From Victoria’s Secret

    FAIRFIELD, Conn. — Fairfield police say thousands of dollars worth of bras have been stolen from the Victoria’s Secret store in recent weeks. In the latest theft, last week, someone stole 50 bras from the lingerie store. Lt. Michael Walsh says the bras were valued at a total of about $4,000.
    Earlier this month Victoria’s Secret reported the theft of seven to eight drawers full of reversible bras.
    The lingerie store also reported the theft of 100 bras, from its pink collection, earlier this month valued at $4,000.
    Walsh say he doesn’t know if the bra thefts were prompted by a fetish, but says “We have some people who steal strange things.”

    Ok I’ve never been to Conn. so it wasn’t me………………this time.

  41. IKE

    IN A WORLD OF ASSES…..SHE LOOKS LIKE A DEVELOPING COUNTRY.

    Except, she aint developing. :)

    HEY!! Has anyone seen Britney’s cooter recently? It’s it about time for another sighting???

  42. Fumus

    Why is this first on thesuperficial again!?

  43. tits mcbean

    @80. random guy

    All the people of the world who heard “she’s hot” and looked at her, and kinda went a little sideways thinking to themselves, “uh… I’m not sure, but that wouldn’t look good with a shaved head” You have finally said everything we’ve been thinking. Women are supposed to be supple, beautiful, cute, and womanly-looking.

    Thank you.

  44. Cholo McBride

    97. uggos

    WOOOO! THAT’S A MAN, BABY!

  45. The Bride

    I agree, #80 random homo totally nailed it (it=his brother’s butt).

  46. kaitlin hess

    God she is so thin…..its not sexy .

  47. lalaland

    #126
    yeah because all women can direct the traffic flow of FAT. thats right, if i want a bigger butt i can say “FAT! go there!” and point right to it and holy moses that is where they go!!!
    so i am sure she can make those 5 lbs go RIGHT to the hips

    dumbass

  48. BigNBlack

    Nice toe fungus, Tom.

  49. Nicole

    She looks like a skeleton with fake boobs

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