Tom Brady enjoyed a day off yesterday with his girlfriend, model Gisele Bundchen. Gisele pulled out all the stops for Tom and wasn’t afraid to show off her modeling skills: Cooling herself down with a wet towel – seductively. Adjusting her bathing suit – seductively. And, of course, pretending to enjoy food – seductively. I think. Cringing your man-face at the sight of a fork is the new hot for female models, right? Okay, cool, just checking.
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Wait…. 71, did you actually just say that shit to me??? That’s funny man.. As if any of this actually exists.. C’mon.
“that will never see the light at the end of a vagina”
Spoken by a true up-all-night Dungeons and Dragons virgin who slept through Sex Ed.
What’s the deal??? Does her visible ribcage keep floating her back to the top of the page?
93 that’s what I was wondering
stop fucking posting this story!
Lugh, didn’t you do the exact same thing that you’re criticizing other people for by calling the women jealous and the guys gay?
and i guess you didn’t see the name of this website. get off your high horse (gisele’s face) or get out of here. the bible thumpers are more exciting than you.
the proof is in. she is really a he.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20153588,00.html
that has to be the most frightening picture EVER.
i don’t like her.
i think it’s because she looks just like my 8th grade english teacher, only more attractive.
Past her prime? She’s like 27. Most people hit their prime at 30 unless they’re ugly then it’s 15-19. I don’t know why people keep saying Gisele is ugly, imo she has great hair and I like her face. I would look 1000000000x worse with no makeup and squinting into the sun and I’ll admit that.
Well ok, Took a bit of a “time out” from this barn.
But for the hundredth or so time – until there’s an inquiry to explain this link: I’ll keep reading # 197 on the last Bar Rafeaeli thread and say…”hummmm…”
And for those of you keeping score at home :
Edward Jones – making sense of Investing.
Country Inns and Suites
Blue-Sky from American Express
CVS Pharmacy
http://www.legalzoom.com (Robert Shapero)
Priceline..com (William Shatner)
The Villages (Florida)
Geico.
Fox – (what a surprise)
1-800 Dentist.
LensCrafters
Ford Fusion
SurfPro ?
Shaw – (Canada feed)
Major League Baseball – Fox
Cancer.org (Maybe get a new media placement agency – stay away from reality comedy)
CORT – Warren Buffet
Flight Center.ca (Canada feed)
Global (Canada Feed)
CSX – How tomorrow moves
Nasdaq
Marriot
Farmers Help Point
BP
Some crap 1800- MESO
Anyone interested in the truth movement should realize these companies support blatant propaganda that happily brushes off the murder of thousands of people. IE Glenn Beck Show October 22/07 Headline News Network (?) (There is such a thing ?) CNN related
Perhaps consider where you put your business.
Binky: Well…Ok…I hope none of these advertise on The Fish….Oh Rich Gage is over 200 now – in just a few weeks really…Rock on !
Barn??? What are you trying to say Binky? That I’m a cow?
I’m not fat, I’m just big boned. GOD!!!
Oh. Right…Ok….Barn’s just a term of affection….
(I’ m just here for the hay)
yo superficial man, you need to get some new stories bro, why did you re-run this story 12 hours later???
cal, because he’s superficial
Oh, wait, he called her a man-face, so yeah, I don’t know
#101 Binky, what’s up with the laundry list? Is it what’s on TV tonight? Because You forgot to put House on there.
Don’t worry Frist – it’s just a bit of filler until I can come up with a few jokes.
( I saw this ‘news channel’ crap show for the frist time today and couldn’t believe what crap is supported by mainstream companies many people use)
Do those robot vacuum cleaners work ?
This place is a mess and the Dyson keeps eating the furniture.
@101
I guess when you’re not reading this crappy site you’re fighting injustice? Could be the only thing more annoying than Brazilians.
@ # 80
HAHAHAH, whoa. I skimmed that, but you definitely put waaaaay too much thought into that. Get a hobby, man.
You have a Dyson? What, are you fricken rich or something?
I have a roll of double sided tape
Don’t worry – the Dyson’s not that great.
I’m still not sure if it can manage all the raking – let alone shovel.
Why the fuck is this shit still on top?
Why the fuck am I still up on this piece of shit web-site and not in bed?
I dunno, TT, addiction is a bitch
She is too skinny to be hot.
Thanks
Oh and too ugly too. Amazing what makeup can do for an ugly chick.
Thanks
This is what I was talking about in #101 Frist.
3 against O blather isn’t journalism – it’s propaganda.
This Beck guy also had an internet poll that indicated over 75 per cent of his commenters/viewers disagreed with him on that show and he ignored the results and didn’t bother to mention it.
Those companies support his show. I’m shopping elsewhere.
Oh Gisele.
How… blah.
Tom Brady could do (and has done) so much better.
We, however, love him anyways.
http://itsalwayscloudyinchicago.wordpress.com
Read it.
Love it.
damn bitch, built like a 14 year old girl! Look at that ass! Call me in a few years, and a few sandwiches later…
Wait a second…are all you people blind, stupid or just super jealous? She is beautiful! Has always been and still is! Yes, there are a few things about her that aren’t perfect and maybe she needs to gain about ten…or twenty….pounds, but she is still more beautiful than about 99 percent of the population. Just remember, before you post a comment on here about how unattractive you think she is….she’s still hotter than you and/or your girlfriend/wife!!! Unless your ass (literally) is going to be selling Victoria’s Secret or walking down a runway…shut up and admit she’s hot! Denial just isn’t very cool anymore!
#121 eh…fuck off, I’m still hotter
Plus I don’t cringe when I eat
She looks like my little brother in a bikini
I just came in my pants.
Im not hatin on her, she’s attractive but the girl needs more hips!!!! she’s not looking that sexy without some more curves. not even a lot of curves, just some 5 lbs in her thighs
You’re an unfunny annoying shittypoo cunt.
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OMG! I saw her sexy photos on richmingle.com first. I can’t believe there’s such cutie in the world.
hmmm sweet little camel toe ,,,no hairs,,,can you imagine thats waiting for you spread eagle in your hotel room….after a hard days work,,,
More Bras Stolen From Victoria’s Secret
FAIRFIELD, Conn. — Fairfield police say thousands of dollars worth of bras have been stolen from the Victoria’s Secret store in recent weeks. In the latest theft, last week, someone stole 50 bras from the lingerie store. Lt. Michael Walsh says the bras were valued at a total of about $4,000.
Earlier this month Victoria’s Secret reported the theft of seven to eight drawers full of reversible bras.
The lingerie store also reported the theft of 100 bras, from its pink collection, earlier this month valued at $4,000.
Walsh say he doesn’t know if the bra thefts were prompted by a fetish, but says “We have some people who steal strange things.”
Ok I’ve never been to Conn. so it wasn’t me………………this time.
IN A WORLD OF ASSES…..SHE LOOKS LIKE A DEVELOPING COUNTRY.
Except, she aint developing. :)
HEY!! Has anyone seen Britney’s cooter recently? It’s it about time for another sighting???
Why is this first on thesuperficial again!?
@80. random guy
All the people of the world who heard “she’s hot” and looked at her, and kinda went a little sideways thinking to themselves, “uh… I’m not sure, but that wouldn’t look good with a shaved head” You have finally said everything we’ve been thinking. Women are supposed to be supple, beautiful, cute, and womanly-looking.
Thank you.
97. uggos
WOOOO! THAT’S A MAN, BABY!
I agree, #80 random homo totally nailed it (it=his brother’s butt).
God she is so thin…..its not sexy .
#126
yeah because all women can direct the traffic flow of FAT. thats right, if i want a bigger butt i can say “FAT! go there!” and point right to it and holy moses that is where they go!!!
so i am sure she can make those 5 lbs go RIGHT to the hips
dumbass
Nice toe fungus, Tom.
She looks like a skeleton with fake boobs