Gisele Bundchen ruins Halloween

October 25th, 2006 // 53 Comments
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Comments (53)

  1. asbo | October 25, 2006 at 9:20 am

    owned

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  2. asbo | October 25, 2006 at 9:22 am

    I deem you all gayers

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  3. asbo | October 25, 2006 at 9:23 am

    GAYERS

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  4. sharkbite | October 25, 2006 at 9:23 am

    Such a half-assed mask on her face, too. Gross.

    http://www.scandalsnappers.com

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  5. l3irdy | October 25, 2006 at 9:24 am

    Beautiful or not…only a FREAK would date Leo for as long as she did!

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  6. Binky | October 25, 2006 at 9:26 am

    She looks like the movie the guy made with the PC.

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  7. pinky_nip | October 25, 2006 at 9:28 am

    I don’t think it’s a costume. It’s from the Derelicte campaign.

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  8. UNWASHEDMASSES | October 25, 2006 at 9:37 am

    Great 70′s era Cher costume on the douchebag she brought as a fashion accessory.

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  9. defaultbunny | October 25, 2006 at 9:42 am

    gah! nevermind her though…what about the skeevey guy shes hanging off of and his “mask”. Its like he went rummaging through her gift wrapping supplies and came up with an extra swath of crinolin ribbon and went “ah-ha! theres my costume!”

    Get a hair cut you hippy!

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  10. ponk | October 25, 2006 at 9:45 am

    She’s dressed as one of the Village People, the Village Idiot.

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  11. slantingthroughdarkness | October 25, 2006 at 9:45 am

    It looks like someone punched her in the face repeatedly.

    Oh my God. She didn’t go to the party with Paul McCartney, did she?

    http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

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  12. Don Boogie | October 25, 2006 at 9:45 am

    Is “hitting that” something that I might be interested in? Why yes. Yes it is.

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  13. Angry Ferret Jones | October 25, 2006 at 9:46 am

    This reminds me of something my Great Aunt Eunice used to say. She would bend down, look me right in the eye and say “Girls with nice tits can do whatever they want. They can wear what they want, and they can say what they want.”

    Then she would doze off on the couch with a lit cigarette still in her hand.

    Mr Fish, I have a costume idea for you. You can be “I Will Never Get Pussy as Nice as Giselle In A Million Fucking Years” Man.

    I’d hit it, Fish would hit it, hell even my Aunt Eunice would hit that.

    Leo D is an ignorant little pube hair. She was the best thing to ever happen to that little half-a-man.

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  14. fruit salad head | October 25, 2006 at 9:46 am

    With all that flare, I’m sure she’d make employee of the month at Chotchkie’s.

    “You know what, Stan, if you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there, Brian, why don’t you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?”

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  15. Angry Ferret Jones | October 25, 2006 at 9:48 am

    #7 – Nip, you are killing me today!

    “Why don’t you Deri-lick my balls, El Capitain?”

    hehehe.

    Blue Steel mother fuckers!!!!

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  16. Anastasia_Beaverhausen | October 25, 2006 at 9:59 am

    What’s she doing with Anthony Kiedis circa 1990s?

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  17. PrettyBaby | October 25, 2006 at 10:03 am

    What a stupid half-assed attempt at a sexy costume! But she is hot so I’ll let her pass for now.

    By the way, I HATE when chics wear unsexy costumes for Halloween. This Sat. I’m having a huge bash and if one damn chic shows up dressed as either 1. A Stick of Gum or 2. An M&M. She will be tossed out on her unattractive arse. Off the soapbox now.

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  18. CelebSlam.com | October 25, 2006 at 10:03 am

    At least she has nice tits

    http://www.celebslam.com

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  19. RichPort | October 25, 2006 at 10:05 am

    She should come aa a mummy with her store-bought fun bags exposed, using ice cubes on her nipples as her prop. Then we can all get mini pretzels and do a little ring toss. She excites me not… she just makes me want some fucking hay.

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  20. jrzmommy | October 25, 2006 at 10:08 am

    that “mask” makes her ass look HUGE!

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  21. Italian Stallion | October 25, 2006 at 10:23 am

    I hope she is Sure………

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  22. camabron | October 25, 2006 at 10:24 am

    She’s got massive artificial tits too…ughhh

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  23. BeautifulNightmare | October 25, 2006 at 10:25 am

    OK, did the invite say “dress like a jackass” or did she just choose to do so?

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  24. mbarkr | October 25, 2006 at 10:26 am

    @18. No doubt. I don’t care what kinda halloween outfit she’s got on. It can look just as crappy on my floor as it does on her. It’s the kick ass body UNDER the outfit I wanta hit. Can you imagine that ass up in the air. I can, and I … umm… I be right back.

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  25. RichPort | October 25, 2006 at 10:27 am

    Thanks Stallion… now I can’t get that fucking commercial out of my head…

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  26. PapaHotNuts | October 25, 2006 at 10:28 am

    Homeless models are people too.

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  27. cv | October 25, 2006 at 10:29 am

    The haters are just losers who are still living in the basements of their mothers’ houses. Or maybe they’re PC users with no sense of humor. ;-)

    Yeah, they should all get “We will never screw a hot chick” t-shirts.

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  28. GossipMonkey | October 25, 2006 at 10:37 am

    she looks like an asshole. but she is smokin hot from the neck down. i’m a chick and i would definitely meet her downtown for lunch.

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  29. RichPort | October 25, 2006 at 10:39 am

    She reminds me of this old lady that walks around New York City with iguanas all over her. The Iguana lady has great fake tits too.

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  30. RichPort | October 25, 2006 at 10:40 am

    #27 – Or we could always just borrow yours.

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  31. tits_on_snack | October 25, 2006 at 10:43 am

    LOLOL HEHE I’M A MODEL LOL

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  32. macheteseduction | October 25, 2006 at 10:45 am

    She looks like a hooker. Last time she takes fashion advice from a 7 year old meth addict.

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  33. yuckyfresh | October 25, 2006 at 10:52 am

    dude, when you look like that you can wear whatever you want whenever you want. you can even wear nothing at all. even to church. i recommend that.

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  34. yuckyfresh | October 25, 2006 at 10:54 am

    is that marilyn manson on her arm?

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  35. yuckyfresh | October 25, 2006 at 10:55 am

    his costume is “normal guy”, except it actually is a costume and he doesn’t even look normal.

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  36. commissioner | October 25, 2006 at 10:55 am

    #14

    Funny, I thought of Office Space when I saw her, too.

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  37. shmoody | October 25, 2006 at 11:16 am

    You know where that costume would look great … on the floor next to my bed.

    Good lord people a very hot woman is wearing a costume that shows off her rather impressive cleavage, has a skirt that is slit all the way up the middle for easy access, and is looks to be made of a material that can easily be torn off, AND some are complaining because it has buttons on it.

    Am I the only hetrosexual male here?

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  38. kate | October 25, 2006 at 11:28 am

    She was putting on her pieces of flair, people.

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  39. kate | October 25, 2006 at 11:29 am

    Oh crap, I didn’t see #14. I was wondering why no one picked up on the flair thing.

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  40. cole007 | October 25, 2006 at 11:39 am

    “I don’t think it’s a costume. It’s from the Derelicte campaign.”

    PURRRRRFECT…

    she should dere-lick your balls, capitan…

    the dress has nice lining – it’s too bad she fucked it all up with that denim vest with Chotchkie’s flair all over it. Why doesn’t she just wear fishnet from head to toe next time and skip the mask? let’s get real, honey. stop swimming with monkeys and put on a condom dress. Or a trash bag loincloth.

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  41. schmotze | October 25, 2006 at 11:59 am

    her nip is hanging out in the first picture

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  42. Baroness | October 25, 2006 at 1:00 pm

    Nice canteloupe-halves implants there, Gisele.

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  43. ElatedPornStar | October 25, 2006 at 1:16 pm

    Just a sample of her snatch and I could die a happy man.

    A very happy man.

    With a large penis.

    Very large.

    And succulent.

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  44. becca11 | October 25, 2006 at 2:37 pm

    at least shes not chubby and pumpkin headed like scarlett

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  45. HolisticWisdomcom | October 25, 2006 at 2:39 pm

    Crap, that is what I was going to wear, damn her for stealing my costume!

    Now I guess I will have to go in my second choice which is a really scary one… a Pete Dougherty mask!

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  46. Sara Luppino | October 25, 2006 at 3:10 pm

    Did a sewing machine explode on her or something.

    Despite what your mother said kids, buttons are in. But only if there is more buttons on your clothes than there is starving children in Somalia

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  47. Sara Luppino | October 25, 2006 at 3:13 pm

    And you know the sad thing…

    The truth is that ugly dress prolly cost over $10,000… and took 7 weeks and 10 japanesse 8 year olds to sew together.

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  48. intoGOSSIP | October 25, 2006 at 10:22 pm

    Someone call the fashion police!

    FOR MORE CELBRITY NEWS/SCOOP:

    http://www.intogossip.blogspot.com/

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  49. 1-Ton | October 26, 2006 at 6:43 am
  50. SpazzCat71 | October 26, 2006 at 9:44 am

    #41, thank you–I thought I was imagining it……

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