Gisele Bundchen plays with balls in her bikini

January 9th, 2007 // 130 Comments
superficial

  1. BarbadoSlim

    Oh, and for the ladies who like Leonardo, you wanna see the future?

    There’s mister king o’ the world in 20years wearing a red tanktop. Nice beefy biceps too.

    enjoy

  2. schweet

    hizzot.

  3. HA! That picture’s like a before and after…

  4. my sex reassignment surgery, that is!

  5. Pikachelsea

    I’ve always thought that Gisele had a very beautiful face, and probably the world’s best body. It really amazes me that people here are saying she has an ugly face. I’d like to see YOU get on the cover of Victoria’s Secret, then. Actually, I’d pay good money to see pictures of all the fat jealous hags and scrawny dorks living in their mom’s basements, calling her “ugly”. Especially next to Leo’s dumpy bag of potatoes mother.

  6. Pikachelsea

    Oh, and btw, Gisele doesn’t look like a man. Now, those pictures of Keira Knightley in a bikini with her kinda scary six-pack, on the other hand…

  7. mela

    I’ve always thought that Gisele has a somewhat masculine look to her, but she has a killer body.

  8. RichPort

    #103-104 – Aaaahhhh, Ass Troll. I thought you would have committed a mercy suicide by now, for the sake of the rest of us. But then I said to myself, self, how could Ass Troll ride your nuts like a homosexual squirrel if he were to perform self-inflicted murder? It’s all about the groupies after all…

  9. jrzmommy

    She has a great body but her face…..not so good. She looks like a male, 70′s rock star. Like she should be in the Doobie Brothers or some shit.

  10. jrzmommy

    oops–Rich, lookit.

  11. debisis

    FYI to all Unattractive and Jealous Gossip Bloggers who drive Camrys: The woman is a Goddess. I don’t think most models I’ve seen are as good looking as every day women I see on the street…but Giselle sure is one of the few who is actually physicaly and Godly–beautiful. She wouldn’t even bother to spit at you for saying such a thing. Loser-BooZER

  12. debisis

    right on #105! I should have said ditto before having to post #111.

  13. jrzmommy

    I beg your pardon………Camry is Car and Driver’s Car of the Year…

  14. HughJorganthethird

    I don’t know how you guys can make fun of someone who is famous just because of the way their parents genes came together. Giselle worked hard to be born tall and beautifull. Do you think it’s easy being born incredibly hot? Huh do you? Do you know what it’s like to wake up in the morning knowing your worth millions just becuase of something you had no control over and have exploited to the fullest? No I bet you don’t. The pain of the supermodel is one of the great tradgedies of the modern age.

    And if you don’t agree well, your obviously a fattie

  15. wedgeone

    #108 – I hear Jack Kevorkian is about to be released from prison (if he’s not already paroled). Give him a call – he can help your troll love on the business end of a .45!

  16. RichPort

    #111 – Everyone knows goddesses eat, and judging by pic #11, I would say this “No Thanks, I’ll Just Have a Salad” bitch doesn’t fit that description. I think she has a shrine to the people who invented airbrushing. And purging.

    #115 – I do it all for the fans… oh and Jesus Christ… and Satan, because I’m all about equilibrium and shit.

  17. PrettyBaby

    397 wedgeone- I enjoy telling people that I am good looking just as I enjoy vodka tonics. And since it is true and I feel honesty is the best policy, I feel compelled to continue. BUT Sweetie, posting a pic of myself on the TrollFish is dangerous business. I know that promptly I would see myself photoshopped licking Rosie’s crotch elsewhere.
    So I will keep dropping comments about myself for you. Cuz I love you.

  18. wedgeone

    Someday, PB. Someday ….

  19. Davoid

    I’d do them together as the ultimate mother, daughter threesome. No guilt because they’re not blood, and really they shouldn’t even be hanging out. Poor Leo. That poor skank.

  20. helper monkey

    now my only fantasy is getting a belly dance from mrs dicaprio…

  21. issa

    Gisele is so hot. If more people looked like her the world would be a better place.

  22. Tiger Lilly

    Beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder I guess. Gisele does seem manly to me. Her body is just too straight and narrow. It amazes me that she is from Brazil! Brazil has some of the most beautiful women in the world, with curves to die for! A woman should look like a guitar, not a tall, pubescent boy. I guess it just depends on if you are into the tall, bony, sharp-featured women that are runway models or the curvier, bigger-breasted, sexy women who pose in playboy. As a girl who is thinner, but voluptuous in all the right places, I definitely appreciate the latter! But at the end of the day, Gisele is getting paid millions of dollars for her looks. I find it strange, but she’s laughing all the way to the bank! As for Leo’s mom, I think she’s adorable!

  23. Tiger Lilly

    Beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder I guess. Gisele does seem manly to me. Her body is just too straight and narrow. It amazes me that she is from Brazil! Brazil has some of the most beautiful women in the world, with curves to die for! A woman should look like a guitar, not a tall, pubescent boy. I guess it just depends on if you are into the tall, bony, sharp-featured women that are runway models or the curvier, bigger-breasted, sexy women who pose in playboy. As a girl who is thinner, but voluptuous in all the right places, I definitely appreciate the latter! But at the end of the day, Gisele is getting paid millions of dollars for her looks. I find it strange, but she’s laughing all the way to the bank! As for Leo’s mom, I think she’s adorable!

  24. Tiger Lilly

    Beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder I guess. Gisele does seem manly to me. Her body is just too straight and narrow. It amazes me that she is from Brazil! Brazil has some of the most beautiful women in the world, with curves to die for! A woman should look like a guitar, not a tall, pubescent boy. I guess it just depends on if you are into the tall, bony, sharp-featured women that are runway models or the curvier, bigger-breasted, sexy women who pose in playboy. As a girl who is thinner, but voluptuous in all the right places, I definitely appreciate the latter! But at the end of the day, Gisele is getting paid millions of dollars for her looks. I find it strange, but she’s laughing all the way to the bank! As for Leo’s mom, I think she’s adorable!

  25. Tiger Lilly

    Beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder I guess. Gisele does seem manly to me. Her body is just too straight and narrow. It amazes me that she is from Brazil! Brazil has some of the most beautiful women in the world, with curves to die for! A woman should look like a guitar, not a tall, pubescent boy. I guess it just depends on if you are into the tall, bony, sharp-featured women that are runway models or the curvier, bigger-breasted, sexy women who pose in playboy. As a girl who is thinner, but voluptuous in all the right places, I definitely appreciate the latter! But at the end of the day, Gisele is getting paid millions of dollars for her looks. I find it strange, but she’s laughing all the way to the bank! As for Leo’s mom, I think she’s adorable!

  26. Tiger Lilly

    Beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder I guess. Gisele does seem manly to me. Her body is just too straight and narrow. It amazes me that she is from Brazil! Brazil has some of the most beautiful women in the world, with curves to die for! A woman should look like a guitar, not a tall, pubescent boy. I guess it just depends on if you are into the tall, bony, sharp-featured women that are runway models or the curvier, bigger-breasted, sexy women who pose in playboy. As a girl who is thinner, but voluptuous in all the right places, I definitely appreciate the latter! But at the end of the day, Gisele is getting paid millions of dollars for her looks. I find it strange, but she’s laughing all the way to the bank! As for Leo’s mom, I think she’s adorable!

  27. Tiger Lilly

    Oops! Sorry that message is posted so many times! I’m having trouble with my computer. It froze and the Post Your Comment button was the only thing I could click on. Anyway, my opinion is the best one, so it makes sense for you all to read over and over! Heehee…Just kidding.

  28. that sounds a lot better than it actually looks

  29. Mike

    What a shame the doggy is out of focus on some of the pictures ;-)

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