According to Brazilian gossip sources, 26-year-old Gisele Bundchen has apparently sent out a decree saying she doesn’t want to be photographed with models who are under 20 years old. There’s no reason specified, but I’m assuming it’s either because she thinks she’s too good for the newbies or she’s jealous of them. Either way, the moral of the story is that Gisele Bundchen is so hot sometimes my pants catch on fire from just looking at her. And I don’t know if the guy in the picture is her dad or what, but there’s no reason a man that ugly should ever be allowed to stand that close to somebody like Gisele. You don’t mount a jar of poo next to the Mona Lisa. It’s just not done.
Gerald Tarrant | May 25, 2006 at 9:17 am
I can’t stand her butt-chin. Come on chick, you make enough money, get that thing fixed.
boobiezmagee | May 25, 2006 at 9:19 am
She’s jealous for sure.
VanillaSalTyBaLLs | May 25, 2006 at 9:20 am
Sweet body … a little witchy -poo in the facial area….
songofkali | May 25, 2006 at 9:25 am
She looks like a man in that picture. A man with big breasts and a sweet ass.
My penis is so confused.
Steph | May 25, 2006 at 9:26 am
I think she’s beautiful… a little bit overrated if you ask me but I’m not a supermodel so I probably shouldn’t talk.
Sheva | May 25, 2006 at 9:27 am
All these models are overrated. In New York you can see lots of darn pretty girls and they don’t walk 24 x 7 like they are some gift to the world.
Yeah, a lot of them are still full of themselves and wouldn’t talk to anyone if you put a gun to their head, but some of them actually look good.
Most of them too though are overrated. By themselves.
Dr.Rokter | May 25, 2006 at 9:30 am
That’s funny. I recently announced that I would *only* be photographed with models under 20 years of age, but nobody paid any attention to me. Probably because I don’t speak Portuguese.
kipshere | May 25, 2006 at 9:41 am
That’s Ron Burkle beside her. billionaires and models enjoy each other’s company for some mysterious reason.
sweetcheeks | May 25, 2006 at 9:46 am
I don’t speak portuguese, either, but I AM fluent in an rudimentary form of Gaelic. I’ve found that running around the bus station screaming ancient Irish swears GUARANTEES you won’t be photographed with any models under 20.
Sunlight | May 25, 2006 at 9:56 am
I saw her last year with Leo DeCaprio at a Sting show at the Roxy Theater in LA. Let me tell you something about Gisele, she is absolutely H-O-T, butt chin and all!
YoMamma | May 25, 2006 at 9:59 am
26 is ancient in modeling terms. She is just ashamed shes over the hill.
Italian Stallion | May 25, 2006 at 10:06 am
I’d hit it, right in the butt-chin…….
pinky_nip | May 25, 2006 at 10:12 am
My sister and I call those types of chin’s, cunt chins.
I see even the red faced drunk taking a shit with her has one as well.
sharkbite | May 25, 2006 at 10:19 am
It’s all in the chin. That’s why I don’t think she’s such a looker afterall.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
Spacedog | May 25, 2006 at 10:19 am
She’s hot, but after knowing that Little Leo did sit-ups inside her until he threw up for many years, I’m kinda over it.
Now that Lima chick has that hot alien virgin thing going. Now that’s something I can use to really get to know myself.
PapaHotNuts | May 25, 2006 at 10:29 am
I refuse to be photographed with women under 15. Not because I don’t love them, but because it’s a requirement of my probation.
Jedi Kevin | May 25, 2006 at 10:29 am
I don’t get her. Her body is way hot, but the face isn’t at all.
TaiTai | May 25, 2006 at 10:31 am
That man with her is not her father. He is one of the models she has personally approved to have her picture made with.
86 | May 25, 2006 at 10:31 am
I think she’s gorgeous! She seems sweet and not at all catty or snotty like the Lima bitch.
Jacq | May 25, 2006 at 10:44 am
#8 – They have better coke.
Jacq | May 25, 2006 at 10:45 am
I want her tits on my body. And I wouldn’t mind having a set to call my own, either.
spatz | May 25, 2006 at 10:47 am
she’s got a sick body but she has one of the ugliest faces ever. put a paper bag over that thing.
tinkerbelle | May 25, 2006 at 11:02 am
all your comments are exactly right about her looks. she has a honkin’, big, man’s nose, witch face, huge jaw. what’s the allure? you can already see what she’ll look like in old age. THE SEA HAG!!
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 25, 2006 at 11:30 am
“It’s a MAN, baby!”
Spindoc | May 25, 2006 at 11:41 am
# 3, YES!!!! That is it!! I could never figure out why her face bothered me! She looks just like Witchypoo from H,R, Puffinstuff!!!!! LOL!!!!!
And obviously she doesn’t want to be photographed with 20 year old models because under the lights you can tell that they are well…..young.
11010010 | May 25, 2006 at 11:43 am
haha.. funny how all the girls complain about her chin and take it as a reason to trash her complete appearance.. damn, must be hard to be an unhappy girl and being faced with one of the most beautiful women on this planet..
get over it – or get a model-contract.. if they take you. ha! :D
Moriarty | May 25, 2006 at 11:51 am
Wow – I’m amazed that people here are calling one of the world’s most successful supermodels ugly.
A tenner says she’s much better looking than you…
Fisher55 | May 25, 2006 at 11:55 am
you guys, have some sympathy…her face was fine until she fell off that bus and cracked her chin on the pavement
Baroness | May 25, 2006 at 11:59 am
There is nothing wrong with her face, but her body is disgusting. WAY too thin with two hard round canteloupe-halves implanted in her bony chest.
gogoboots | May 25, 2006 at 12:04 pm
She’s intimidated by 19 year olds? Probably the first model ever known with low self-esteem…must be the heroin chic look, makes you loopy…
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 25, 2006 at 12:08 pm
Baroness, loved you in the Sound of Music.
86 | May 25, 2006 at 12:23 pm
Today Adriana Lima. Yesterday Gisele Bund-Chin. Last year Latetia Casta. These people have a short shelf life.
Grphdesi23 | May 25, 2006 at 12:28 pm
Everytime I hear the name ‘Gisele’ I think of Giraffes.
Maybe that’s why she’s wearing that scarf: to lengthen her neck.
Ari | May 25, 2006 at 12:38 pm
#33, really? Gisele makes me think of gazelles. Animals that regularly get their throats ripped out by cheetahs and lions…
pagebetty | May 25, 2006 at 12:39 pm
====
====SHe is too skinny and yes her face is not cute. There are cuter models out there.
BSfan | May 25, 2006 at 12:44 pm
You people are so jealous. She is smoking facial faults and all. Personally whenever I see Gisele in pictures I’m usually not looking at her face.
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 25, 2006 at 12:58 pm
I love the “you’re just jealous” posts.
Her expiration date is rapidly approaching, and that’s sad. (not really, but I was TRYING to be sympathetic)
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 25, 2006 at 1:00 pm
#34
I think of Gillette. As close as a man can get.
mylene | May 25, 2006 at 1:07 pm
that’s not weird from her. she just doesn’t want to look old compared to them.
Jacq | May 25, 2006 at 1:44 pm
Einhorn is a man!?! Einhorn’s a man!
Cisi | May 25, 2006 at 2:10 pm
With all due respect, you guys are insane. She’s beautiful and seems really cute and down-to-earth (relatively speaking, of course) in interviews.
86 | May 25, 2006 at 2:24 pm
Heh. Gisele Butt-chin.
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 25, 2006 at 2:49 pm
#41
That’s right, beeyotch, give me the respect I deserve! =)
Derek Hail | May 25, 2006 at 2:55 pm
That picture doesn’t do Gisele any justice. She doesn’t look that good there. Here are some pictures from the 22nd that make her look absolutely gorgeous and warrant setting your crotch on fire.
http://www.derekhail.com/2006/05/25/gisele-bundchen-is-too-old-for-20-year-olds/
She just look sabsolutely gorgeous in these pictures and this is why I wish I was Leonardo DiCaprio.
BSfan | May 25, 2006 at 3:02 pm
#37 Usually I stay away from comments like that. I myself like to snicker at people who say others are just jealous about people like Jessica Simpson or Britney Spears. Well screw them. But Giselle is hot.
P.S. Other celberities people should NOT be jealous of: Paris Hilton, Nicole Ricci, and Lindsay Lohan.
Dr.Rokter | May 25, 2006 at 3:05 pm
#44 I’ve admittedly done some strange things when I’ve found a girl attractive. I must admit, however, that it never occurred to me to set my own crotch on fire. Is that some European thing?
aivilo | May 25, 2006 at 3:27 pm
@16
i’m over 15…
kandyk0119 | May 25, 2006 at 3:28 pm
Those pics on #44′s site are good close-ups, it’s nice too see that she has a few crow’s feet and fine lines and hair on her face, freckles, and even tartar build-up on her bottom teeth. She’s real, but she is still beautiful. I’m not saying that out of jealousy, but it’s nice to see that supermodels have flaws like the rest of us. More of an alliance than a envy thing.
HollyJ | May 25, 2006 at 3:34 pm
It’s a carnivorous world, modeling. She doesn’t want to be photographed near ANYONE that looks younger and fresher than she is. She wants to be the best-looking thing there.
She’s got a good body, and a so-so face. Victoria’s Secrets ads are all about zooming around fast with weird lighting and lots of shadowing, so I suspect they could probably make Liz Taylor look sexy again. I figure that at least 1/2 half of Giselle’s “beauty” is the result of shadows, camera angles, and makeup. (Not to mention the fact that her B cup isi pushed up to look like a small D)
False advertising!!!
She’s just so boring.
Iambananas | May 25, 2006 at 3:51 pm
Because she’s getting old HA HA HA HA!!!!!! That’s awesome…. not so perfect now!!