Gisele Bundchen makes weird demands


According to Brazilian gossip sources, 26-year-old Gisele Bundchen has apparently sent out a decree saying she doesn’t want to be photographed with models who are under 20 years old. There’s no reason specified, but I’m assuming it’s either because she thinks she’s too good for the newbies or she’s jealous of them. Either way, the moral of the story is that Gisele Bundchen is so hot sometimes my pants catch on fire from just looking at her. And I don’t know if the guy in the picture is her dad or what, but there’s no reason a man that ugly should ever be allowed to stand that close to somebody like Gisele. You don’t mount a jar of poo next to the Mona Lisa. It’s just not done.