Gisele Bundchen makes weird demands

May 25th, 2006 // 72 Comments

According to Brazilian gossip sources, 26-year-old Gisele Bundchen has apparently sent out a decree saying she doesn’t want to be photographed with models who are under 20 years old. There’s no reason specified, but I’m assuming it’s either because she thinks she’s too good for the newbies or she’s jealous of them. Either way, the moral of the story is that Gisele Bundchen is so hot sometimes my pants catch on fire from just looking at her. And I don’t know if the guy in the picture is her dad or what, but there’s no reason a man that ugly should ever be allowed to stand that close to somebody like Gisele. You don’t mount a jar of poo next to the Mona Lisa. It’s just not done.



  1. I can’t stand her butt-chin. Come on chick, you make enough money, get that thing fixed.

  2. boobiezmagee

    She’s jealous for sure.

  3. VanillaSalTyBaLLs

    Sweet body … a little witchy -poo in the facial area….

  4. songofkali

    She looks like a man in that picture. A man with big breasts and a sweet ass.

    My penis is so confused.

  5. Steph

    I think she’s beautiful… a little bit overrated if you ask me but I’m not a supermodel so I probably shouldn’t talk.

  6. Sheva

    All these models are overrated. In New York you can see lots of darn pretty girls and they don’t walk 24 x 7 like they are some gift to the world.

    Yeah, a lot of them are still full of themselves and wouldn’t talk to anyone if you put a gun to their head, but some of them actually look good.

    Most of them too though are overrated. By themselves.

  7. Dr.Rokter

    That’s funny. I recently announced that I would *only* be photographed with models under 20 years of age, but nobody paid any attention to me. Probably because I don’t speak Portuguese.

  8. kipshere

    That’s Ron Burkle beside her. billionaires and models enjoy each other’s company for some mysterious reason.

  9. sweetcheeks

    I don’t speak portuguese, either, but I AM fluent in an rudimentary form of Gaelic. I’ve found that running around the bus station screaming ancient Irish swears GUARANTEES you won’t be photographed with any models under 20.

  10. Sunlight

    I saw her last year with Leo DeCaprio at a Sting show at the Roxy Theater in LA. Let me tell you something about Gisele, she is absolutely H-O-T, butt chin and all!

  11. YoMamma

    26 is ancient in modeling terms. She is just ashamed shes over the hill.

  12. Italian Stallion

    I’d hit it, right in the butt-chin…….

  13. pinky_nip

    My sister and I call those types of chin’s, cunt chins.

    I see even the red faced drunk taking a shit with her has one as well.

  14. It’s all in the chin. That’s why I don’t think she’s such a looker afterall.

  15. Spacedog

    She’s hot, but after knowing that Little Leo did sit-ups inside her until he threw up for many years, I’m kinda over it.
    Now that Lima chick has that hot alien virgin thing going. Now that’s something I can use to really get to know myself.

  16. PapaHotNuts

    I refuse to be photographed with women under 15. Not because I don’t love them, but because it’s a requirement of my probation.

  17. Jedi Kevin

    I don’t get her. Her body is way hot, but the face isn’t at all.

  18. TaiTai

    That man with her is not her father. He is one of the models she has personally approved to have her picture made with.

  19. 86

    I think she’s gorgeous! She seems sweet and not at all catty or snotty like the Lima bitch.

  20. Jacq

    #8 – They have better coke.

  21. Jacq

    I want her tits on my body. And I wouldn’t mind having a set to call my own, either.

  22. spatz

    she’s got a sick body but she has one of the ugliest faces ever. put a paper bag over that thing.

  23. tinkerbelle

    all your comments are exactly right about her looks. she has a honkin’, big, man’s nose, witch face, huge jaw. what’s the allure? you can already see what she’ll look like in old age. THE SEA HAG!!

  24. Feed_Me_Chocolate

    “It’s a MAN, baby!”

  25. # 3, YES!!!! That is it!! I could never figure out why her face bothered me! She looks just like Witchypoo from H,R, Puffinstuff!!!!! LOL!!!!!

    And obviously she doesn’t want to be photographed with 20 year old models because under the lights you can tell that they are well…..young.

  26. 11010010

    haha.. funny how all the girls complain about her chin and take it as a reason to trash her complete appearance.. damn, must be hard to be an unhappy girl and being faced with one of the most beautiful women on this planet..

    get over it – or get a model-contract.. if they take you. ha! :D

  27. Moriarty

    Wow – I’m amazed that people here are calling one of the world’s most successful supermodels ugly.

    A tenner says she’s much better looking than you…

  28. Fisher55

    you guys, have some sympathy…her face was fine until she fell off that bus and cracked her chin on the pavement

  29. Baroness

    There is nothing wrong with her face, but her body is disgusting. WAY too thin with two hard round canteloupe-halves implanted in her bony chest.

  30. gogoboots

    She’s intimidated by 19 year olds? Probably the first model ever known with low self-esteem…must be the heroin chic look, makes you loopy…

  31. Feed_Me_Chocolate

    Baroness, loved you in the Sound of Music.

  32. 86

    Today Adriana Lima. Yesterday Gisele Bund-Chin. Last year Latetia Casta. These people have a short shelf life.

  33. Grphdesi23

    Everytime I hear the name ‘Gisele’ I think of Giraffes.

    Maybe that’s why she’s wearing that scarf: to lengthen her neck.

  34. Ari

    #33, really? Gisele makes me think of gazelles. Animals that regularly get their throats ripped out by cheetahs and lions…

  35. pagebetty

    ====SHe is too skinny and yes her face is not cute. There are cuter models out there.

  36. BSfan

    You people are so jealous. She is smoking facial faults and all. Personally whenever I see Gisele in pictures I’m usually not looking at her face.

  37. Feed_Me_Chocolate

    I love the “you’re just jealous” posts.

    Her expiration date is rapidly approaching, and that’s sad. (not really, but I was TRYING to be sympathetic)

  38. Feed_Me_Chocolate

    I think of Gillette. As close as a man can get.

  39. mylene

    that’s not weird from her. she just doesn’t want to look old compared to them.

  40. Jacq

    Einhorn is a man!?! Einhorn’s a man!

  41. Cisi

    With all due respect, you guys are insane. She’s beautiful and seems really cute and down-to-earth (relatively speaking, of course) in interviews.

  42. 86

    Heh. Gisele Butt-chin.

  43. Feed_Me_Chocolate

    That’s right, beeyotch, give me the respect I deserve! =)

  44. That picture doesn’t do Gisele any justice. She doesn’t look that good there. Here are some pictures from the 22nd that make her look absolutely gorgeous and warrant setting your crotch on fire.

    She just look sabsolutely gorgeous in these pictures and this is why I wish I was Leonardo DiCaprio.

  45. BSfan

    #37 Usually I stay away from comments like that. I myself like to snicker at people who say others are just jealous about people like Jessica Simpson or Britney Spears. Well screw them. But Giselle is hot.

    P.S. Other celberities people should NOT be jealous of: Paris Hilton, Nicole Ricci, and Lindsay Lohan.

  46. Dr.Rokter

    #44 I’ve admittedly done some strange things when I’ve found a girl attractive. I must admit, however, that it never occurred to me to set my own crotch on fire. Is that some European thing?

  47. aivilo


    i’m over 15…

  48. kandyk0119

    Those pics on #44′s site are good close-ups, it’s nice too see that she has a few crow’s feet and fine lines and hair on her face, freckles, and even tartar build-up on her bottom teeth. She’s real, but she is still beautiful. I’m not saying that out of jealousy, but it’s nice to see that supermodels have flaws like the rest of us. More of an alliance than a envy thing.

  49. HollyJ

    It’s a carnivorous world, modeling. She doesn’t want to be photographed near ANYONE that looks younger and fresher than she is. She wants to be the best-looking thing there.

    She’s got a good body, and a so-so face. Victoria’s Secrets ads are all about zooming around fast with weird lighting and lots of shadowing, so I suspect they could probably make Liz Taylor look sexy again. I figure that at least 1/2 half of Giselle’s “beauty” is the result of shadows, camera angles, and makeup. (Not to mention the fact that her B cup isi pushed up to look like a small D)

    False advertising!!!

    She’s just so boring.

  50. Iambananas

    Because she’s getting old HA HA HA HA!!!!!! That’s awesome…. not so perfect now!!

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