Gisele Bundchen is reportedly stepping down as lead angel for Victoria’s Secret because they refuse to increase her $5 million-a-year salary. Her sister confirmed that contract talks had broken down and a source says:
“Her demands were outrageous. She got a new lawyer who was unrealistic. Victoria’s Secret doesn’t care. They have five new hotter, younger girls debuting next year. And they won’t have to deal with any craziness.”
I’m a fan of Gisele, but asking for a pay increase when you already make $5 million is crazy. Her job is to stand in front of a camera and occasionally walk down a path. Considering the difficulty, a box of animal crackers and a balloon should be enough.
Reveille | May 1, 2007 at 7:01 am
Bleh. she is old news.
Captain Walleye | May 1, 2007 at 7:01 am
Morning, everyone.
Reveille | May 1, 2007 at 7:02 am
oh wait. I totally wanna be cool and say FIRST like all the other cool people on this site!
BigJim | May 1, 2007 at 7:03 am
I’ve got five bucks if she’ll let me ATM her.
the vapid media | May 1, 2007 at 7:03 am
$5 million is not much money anymore, so i can see the desire for a pay increase. except she’s brazillian, so $5 million there should make her a goddess, or at least supreme ruler.
http://www.vapidmedia.com/
HerpesHilton | May 1, 2007 at 7:03 am
I still bet she smells like sweat socks and pigskin.
Jason The Barbarian | May 1, 2007 at 7:04 am
Maybe she can use the time off to finally get around to consuming food.
Kristin | May 1, 2007 at 7:04 am
That’s so weird, I was just reading an article about her yesterday. Lol.
NCDave | May 1, 2007 at 7:05 am
In college I was once paid as a nude a model. They paid me to never come back again but still, that’s cold hard cash baby!
fergernauster | May 1, 2007 at 7:06 am
Who gives a sweet flip. What is she… 25… 26? She’s old. Move along, Ms. Punched-in.
Fifth Stooge | May 1, 2007 at 7:07 am
She has the right.
Binky | May 1, 2007 at 7:07 am
This is sad.
As good corporate citizens I hope VS still send her all the catalogs every month and the junk ‘sale’ e-mails.
She deserves no less.
Tits_McGhee | May 1, 2007 at 7:10 am
Greedy, greedy, greedy.
She looks like a man. She should pay them for making her look halfway decent every once in a while. Butterface. Plain and simple.
Animal crackers and a balloon….LOL.
Victor | May 1, 2007 at 7:11 am
Would also drink her douche water.
tito | May 1, 2007 at 7:14 am
“Her job is to stand in front of a camera and occasionally walk down a path.”
Uh oh … Tyra better never read this…
bafongu | May 1, 2007 at 7:15 am
Five million dollars? To stand around in her panties and bra? Five Million dollars and she’s upset? Maybe if she had to beat Masala in a chariot race, but to just walk around in her skivvies? Brady must have humped her brains out…
p911gt10c | May 1, 2007 at 7:16 am
Please please please let the new lead angel be Alessandra!!!
TexasTranny | May 1, 2007 at 7:17 am
Damn…… I need to pick a new model to cover with my tranny-juice, when I’m wacking to the VS catalog.
Jimbo ? | May 1, 2007 at 7:21 am
It is just not going to be the same. Those hours in the bathroom with the Victory Secret catalog and no Gisele to spank.
Antonio | May 1, 2007 at 7:23 am
Ok, I’ll bite. What’s ATM?
Adult Underoos | May 1, 2007 at 7:24 am
see you next tuesday
BigJim | May 1, 2007 at 7:29 am
ATM = Ass To Mouth
BigJim | May 1, 2007 at 7:29 am
As in, my dick going straight from her ass to her mouth.
FRIST!!! | May 1, 2007 at 7:31 am
Greedy bitch.
FUCK HER
I make 9 bucks an hour :(
N'Arianne | May 1, 2007 at 7:33 am
I thought she’d make more money. But then again they have a lot of stick figures to pay… I don’t even find her that pretty. She’s kinda…bleh. And Ambrosio looks like a man/transvestite in a lot of pics. I am looking forward to seeing the younger, hotter girls…they can do way better than Gisele.
Jimbo ? | May 1, 2007 at 7:36 am
Come work for me FRIST and I will pay you $10.00
ph7 | May 1, 2007 at 7:37 am
Old models die hard.
Step aside and letthe new flesh in.
Bye, Bye!
HoboChic | May 1, 2007 at 7:38 am
What the hell is up with her nose in this pic? How much airbrushing do they do to that thing usually? And, yes, I’m a jealous bitch, but it doesn’t change the fact that they’ve been camouflaging that nose for years.
Matt Duke | May 1, 2007 at 7:40 am
Thank God. Now she’ll finally have the time to do Taxi 2. Jimmy Fallon, Queen Latifah, and Gisele!
I smell Oscar!
Superevil | May 1, 2007 at 7:49 am
I never thought she was attractive anyway.
Jimbo ? | May 1, 2007 at 7:49 am
Matt – I don’t smell Oscar. I smell some sweet Gesele tuna
15PiecesOfFlare | May 1, 2007 at 7:52 am
Gisele out, Bar Rafaeli in… just wait and see.
Lowlands | May 1, 2007 at 7:59 am
I think Gisele Bundchen is every centavo worth of the $5 million.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican_peso
jrzmommy♠ | May 1, 2007 at 8:03 am
Guess they figured $5 million is too much for Mr. Man Morph.
15PiecesOfFlare | May 1, 2007 at 8:09 am
She must have something else on the table to give up that kind of cash – idiot.
Lowlands | May 1, 2007 at 8:10 am
I expect some of my babydolls to replace her at Victoria’s Secret and after that to catch up asap with me.
MrSemprini | May 1, 2007 at 8:11 am
I like animal crackers but I haven’t eaten any in a long time because the box says “Do not eat if seal is broken” and sure enough, every seal is broken. Tigers and bears, too but always the seals.
Unabashed Liar | May 1, 2007 at 8:24 am
Will I fail the heterosexuality test if I admit to not knowing who she is? She sort of reminds me of those old Mr. Potato-head Dolls with the huge honker and sun-glasses.
bungoone | May 1, 2007 at 8:25 am
the fact that her job title was “lead angel” is pretty ridiculous. and she wants more than 5 million to fill this job title? right.
#5, since when is 5 mil a year not much money?
chaunceygardner | May 1, 2007 at 8:30 am
Man, that’s ugly. Why do people fight over that shit?
FRIST!!! | May 1, 2007 at 8:38 am
Our client fired us because we “only” got her 85,000 in new money for her caes, and the bitch has no permanent damage. She basically got a fat lip in her accident. FUCKING GREEDY BITCHES!!!
I’d kill for that kind of money right now.
Idiots RULE
Jimbo, 10 isn’t enough, guess I’m greedy too
Ruby | May 1, 2007 at 8:48 am
but FRIST, I am sure there would be other “perks” involved…
Ruby | May 1, 2007 at 8:50 am
Giselle: “But chaknow, eye dun’t get outta bed for lest than 5 mullion dollars, darrrlin’!”
lambman | May 1, 2007 at 8:51 am
eh, she makes like 30 millino a year, who cares if now it’ll be 25 million a year?
FRIST!!! | May 1, 2007 at 9:05 am
#42 I would be scared to know what those were…
krazihottkelli | May 1, 2007 at 9:21 am
old shit…
Michelle Double D | May 1, 2007 at 9:30 am
hey ! its hard to be a top model ! thats what Tyra says all the time on ANTM !
anothershityear | May 1, 2007 at 9:32 am
so now there might be a “lead-VS-angel” that has a pretty face?
i almost can’t imagine what that would even be like
DrPhowstus | May 1, 2007 at 9:54 am
That sucks… now kelLIE can’t rip the VS pages out, cover them in mayonaisse and eat them.
krazihottkelli | May 1, 2007 at 9:57 am
Eat yourself…F’errr