Gisele Bundchen is curvy

March 28th, 2008 // 67 Comments

Gisele Bundchen helped launch the Vogue Eyewear Play Everyday Campaign in Ibiza, Spain. I’ve never been a big fan of Gisele. Something about her face normally suggests she used to be named Tim. That said, she is looking all kinds of sexy in these pics. In fact, I’m so sure her ass could cure cancer, I’ve sent my findings to the brain-children at Johns Hopkins.

UPDATE: This just in: Scientists at Johns Hopkins declare Gisele Bundchen’s butt is the miracle cure for cancer. Claim to have never spoken to The Superficial Writer. But do, however, have medical records that can prove he has world’s tiniest testicles, if he opens his yap. For reals, no jokes.

Photos: Flynet

  1. jesus


  2. This is good. Hot woman.

  3. I don’t care for Gisele’s face that much but she does have a great ass.

  4. big rosie greenbaum

    I do hope you meant that in jest. I don’t see curves, I see a flat board, just like the gay-boy designers like em.

  5. Randal

    Looking very sleek there Gisele, like a clean coat of paint on a brand new Kia. You sparkle from every angle and make all heads turn!

    Hope to see more of you here and welcome to The Superficial!


  6. She is curvy alright… for a fucking 2 x 4…

    I will never get the mania over this tall yet average chick.

  7. RENEE

    Oh gawd, get over yourself already Tim…I mean Gisele. So she wore some heels to make her ass pop! Big whoop. She’s toned and tight…but still way over rated.

  8. Tom Brady

    I’m hitting that.

  9. samuel


  10. Mike

    Now come her and take a shit on my face baby

  11. holby


    If memory serves me well, didnt DiCaprio have this for dinner 7 nights a week?

  12. gotmilk?

    picture 4 show just how fucking ugly this dude is.

  13. The dysgenic rabble we’re forced to subsidize (nigs) will criticize her because she’s not a cheap sex cartoon girl with tit-udders and a cellulite-watermelon butt, like their favorite street hooker Bunifa Latifah Halifah Sharifa Jackson (or Kim K), but I think Gisele looks very sleek and elegant. (No, not like a Cadillac Eldorado.)

  14. Leo DC

    And by “curvy” you mean “fuckable”

  15. Preggers

    If you look at her shadow in the first picture, you can see her baby bump.

  16. Preggers, thats just the shadow of her hand being on her waist you tard…LOL

  17. monkeyfightclub

    i would like to make fuck with her

  18. dude_on_a_wire

    She still looks like Tim – but with a great ass.

  19. jennifer69

    I think I saw her/his (wtv) profile on sexytallaryanshemales.c om, I don’t know if it really was her/him. I wonder if that was really a penis.

  20. gotmilk?

    15, you must be retarded or joking because there is no hiding a baby bump in that dress. and don’t you think you’d see it in the other 6 pictures that actually show her stomach from the front & side.

    plus, dudes can’t get pregnant.

  21. jenna

    Curvy? I think not.

    None the less, she looks good here!

  22. Angus

    She’s the perfect sex partner – she’s got a big throbbing penis and a {/pacino}GREAT ASS!

  23. I would imagine fucking her would be like sticking your dick in a box of angel hair pasta. Well maybe not YOUR dick…..

  24. Auntie Kryst

    I fucking hate Nazis, but in Gisele’s case I am glad her grandparents followed the Odessa line to Brazil..

  25. noneyabeezwax

    sorry #8, but everyone know that TBLTC

  26. Preggers

    #16 Meagheadelic, you have missed the point. Irregardless, I will now ‘splain it to you. I am merely pointing out the proliferation of pregnancy rumors constantly foisted upon the famous by the media and the rumormongers.

  27. dude, no hangups

    “She still looks like Tim – but with a great ass.”

    I’d take a dude with a great ass over a fat chick any day.

  28. Drew Bledsoe

    #25 – yeah, but nearly as much as Tony Homo does.

  29. Rene

    I’ve never seen her before but she has a cute bubble butt. Not big like Kim Kardaskank lol!

  30. mike

    #27 – that makes me feel so sad for Jimbo! He’s a dude with a fat chick’s body.

  31. Trover

    She placed first in the Brazilian “Horse Face of the Year” Stakes Race. She may be curvy, but she looks like Seabiscuit.

  32. duh

    Preggers, whether you were being sarcastic or not, there are people who post on here that would actually think that the shadow was a baby bump. So how are we to know that you’re retarded or just trying to be cute?

  33. Tom Is King

    Look at the chick in the back of pic 6 — she looks depressed because she realizes she’ll never look this good.

  34. carla


    wow, good thing you hate nazis.

  35. Auntie Kryst


    well, i do have a Nazi uniform at home in the bedroom that hubby asks me to wear every once and a while. he dresses in rags and asks me to punish him and call him ‘ jude’ . not too often though after he got sick swallowing some clothing.

  36. Kleinfeld

    Kind of hot. She does have a horsey element to her. Not as bad as Julia Roberts though..

    There is also a she-male “je ne sais quoi” component here…

  37. angie

    i once caught a special on celebrity style secrets on E and a lot of celebrities use padded butt underwear. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was wearing some, because her ass isn’t that big, at least when she was modeling for victoria’s secret

  38. Orange

    @ 7 RENEE- Heels don’t make your ass “pop” they make you taller and they make you stand up straighter. If you’re standing up straighter your ass probably looks better, yeah. But please don’t suggest that heels magically make a woman’s ass nicer, it’s gotta be nice to begin with.

  39. Auntie Kryst

    @35 Meh..better.

  40. Meaghan

    #26 Ooo hoo hoo awesome-o joke! Yes I thought of that scenario as well, and then realized that it was a lame ass joke so you must have been dumb enough to think that the shadowing of her hand on her waist was an actual mark of the beast. When did sarcasm stop becoming funny? It must have been right around the time Conan stopped writing for The Simpsons.

  41. Auntie Kryst, #39, I know who that is posing as you. It’s the same person posing as me. It’s elliotz_spitz or whoever the fuck who is also Knee Ya Ha Ha. This dude is dumb..he got ass hurt at me for making fun of him because I called him “V”. He thinks he’s V from the movie V For Vendetta..hahahaha. Like when you called him hemmingway in that other post, I was thinking about how he’s really the exact opposite because he doesn’t want people to know that knee ya ha ha and eliottz are the same person yet I saw both names post the same shit…”inside job”?

  42. Who the fuck is posing as me? (#13 ahem) stupid racist troll..

  43. FRIST!!! It’s that Knee Ya Ha Ha dude. I’m sending the owner of this website an e-mail telling him to ban this fuck’s IP. We will figure out who is doing this because that is considered actual trolling.

  44. HuckyDucky

    FRIST!!! I knew that wasn’t you up there.

    I thought Binky was Knee Ya Ha Ha.

    As far as Gisele, I can look at her and intellectually realize she is hot as hell, but the only reaction I can ever give is “meh”. Doesn’t do it for me. But I wouldn’t say she’s not hot, just not my thing.

  45. britney's used tampon

    @26: “Irregardless” isn’t a word, you illiterate moron.

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  47. She is super beautiful .I am crazy about her .I saw her profile in millonaire dating site”W e a l t h y L o v i n g . c o m”.Dose she really fall in love with a sexy play boy?Whether she really has a baby?

  48. Tom

    “Hello, I’m a white woman. In social situations, I am able to discuss only the best ways to get drunk and how hot people look. I can also give you good diet tips. For more info on what my tits look like, please visit my MySpace page, where I will be happy to give you a peek. You don’t like that bitch [insert white woman's "Heidi" here, all white women have an archrival as they love drama] do you??”

  49. tranny?

    I don’t like Gisele. She looks like a fucking tranny.
    And, curvy? I dunno, I don’t think so. If you want curvy, give us Kim Kardashian, now that’s hot and curvy. But Gisele? That’s TRANNY.

  50. ToTellTheTruth

    She can be “curvy” all she wants but the bitch is still UGLY with her big fucking crow beak shaped nose.

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