Gisele Bundchen is a shoe salesman

October 4th, 2007 // 116 Comments

Today is maybe the slowest news day ever, so here’s Gisele Bundchen in Melbourne, Australia launching her new Ipanema shoe collection for Novo. Although calling these things shoes is a stretch. They’re more like flip flops. Ugly flip flops. You’d think a supermodel would be better at this. Well, no, I guess that’s not true. The only thing you’d expect a supermodel to be good at is not eating and trying to read books upside down.


  1. mantran

    can someone tell me what the fuck is going on the in the first few photos? if she’s serious about trying to sell those things, she should probably get someone attractive to hawk them.

  2. bron

    in Australia we call those shoes thongs…

  3. Rick

    I admire this woman because of her personal drive, ambition and how she maintains her personal life.
    Gisele Bundchen, at only age 27, is the highest paid supermodel in the world, earning some 33 mill in 2006 and 37-38 mill in 2007. Kate Moss, in # 2 position, earned 9 mill. She is listed in Forbes as one of the most powerful women in the world. In addition to Apple Computer which just signed her to a multi-million dollar deal to be their Mac spokesperson, a few of her other endorsement companies include Luis Vuitton, Dolce & Gabbana, Bvlgari, Strenesse, Christian Dior, Missoni, Ralph Lauren, Balenciaga, Versace, Celine, Givenchy, Lanvin, Guerlain, Valentino, Earl JEan, Zara, Chloe, Michael Kors etc etc. At age 21 she turned down a 20 million dollar contract proferred by Clonaid.
    She designs many of her own shoes in her Ipanema collection as well as negligees for her upcoming contract with H&M. Gisele has appeared on so many hundreds of magazine covers from Elle to Vogue (again this month) to Time it would be impossible to list them.
    A professed workaholic, she is fluent in English & Portugese. Bundchen has lived on her own (under modeling agency protection) since age 14. In an industry known to be prolific for drugs, partying, Bundchen is notable in not achieving any notoriety of a negative nature due to her personal lifestyle.
    She is close to her family, has 5 sisters. Her father is a university professor, published author and one sister is a Brazilian federal judge. Bundchen freely gives to charities, favoring many in her native Brazil.

  4. theShizaan

    That party must be what heaven looks like.

  5. Mick

    yea, if heaven has fat ugly business men and skanks running around half naked.

  6. George

    God, what a circus freak, she must be 8 or 9 feet tall. If there were no thing like Photoshop, she would be a male NBA player.

  7. kate

    Yeah, if that’s heaven, I’m going to make damned sure I end up in hell.

  8. Rick

    Bundchen, for the uninformed, is 5’11″, about the norm for a supermodel. Her boyfriend, Tom Brady, quarterback of the New England Patriots is 6′ 4 1/2″. The gals around her, fans and not models, are clearly in the average height range for women. To give an idea of how tall Tom is, click on Gisele on any search engine and you will quickly find photos of her walking beside him. If she’s in flats so they’re height proportionate, he’s considerably taller than she is. If they do marry and have children…………..odds are they’re going to be …………..verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry tall.

  9. she were in melbourne??? i’d no idea shit!!

  10. amy

    Damn her arms are HAIRY…she really is a man. And really over excited about a hideous pair of shoes…probably size 11.

  11. Holy shit, RuPaul! I thought he died!

  12. narcissist

    I’ve concluded there is a fine line between supermodel and disturbingly grotesque.
    Those are hideous shoes. Strange how some women seek those things out, like those butt fugly mutant shoes from the Sex and the City ads on TBS?

    I guess it’s nice to do it for charity, though.

    Also, why are those scrawny/flabby (starved with no excercise, I’m guessing) women there wearing ugly bikinis ? I think they should cover that up unless surrounded by loved ones.

  13. randy

    I prefer Adriana Lima.

  14. JackOff

    #’s 112 & 113. Yes and yes.

  15. Adriana Lima

    She is pretty, rich and have lots o charisma

    And you are ugly and poor

  16. Francesca

    Why are her eyes so slitty?

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