Gisele Bundchen says her obsession with cleaning has gotten so bad it’s bordering on sickness.
“I’m obsessed. I think I have a disease, actually. I always fire housekeepers. I don’t even have one because I always have to clean after them because they always move things out of place and I get really like upset about it. I like everything clean. You can actually eat off the floor of my house, that’s how clean my floors are. They’re so clean because I clean them myself, so I know. I’ve learned in life how to be a bit more patient with cleaning because in the past I used to go to people’s houses and start, like, cleaning their dishes and organising their house. People get offended. You arrive in their house and you’re, like, cleaning everything. They’re like, ‘What’s wrong with you?’”
Yeah, Gisele, what’s your problem? When I invite you over for a little butt sex, I don’t expect you to start dusting my bookshelf and rearranging my coffee table. And for the love of God, stop whining to me about Leonardo DiCaprio. Obviously he can’t satisfy your needs the way I can – otherwise you wouldn’t be here – but I don’t need to hear about it every five minutes.