Gisele Bundchen in a bikini

February 23rd, 2009 // 87 Comments

Here’s Gisele Bundchen vacationing in Rio de Janeiro yesterday and, no offense to the future Mrs. Tom Brady, but after covering the Oscars all day, I would’ve posted pics of Abe Vigoda in a Speedo just for a change of scenery. Fortunately, it didn’t come to that. Sorry, Geekologie Writer, maybe next year. – - Really no need to cry, dude.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. boogermeister

    Just jibberish

  2. CandyO

    Well oh well what do we see

    I am first again most naturally

    The false me could never type so fast

    My mental powers are made to last

  3. isitin

    She is pretty hot…………

  4. boogermeister

    I need a job – I need a job – I need a job – I need a job – I need a job – I need a job – I need a job – I need a job – I need a job – I need a job – I need a job – I need a job – I need a job – I need a job – I need a job – I need a job – I need a job –

  5. boogermeister

    It’s a cancer

  6. Gisele has the face and body of a boy

    seriously people this chick looks like a dude! small chest, flat ass, no hips… i mean yeah she’s a model and she has great legs and stomach, but to me she is overall just eh… there are much prettier models or even just regular women out there than Gisele IMHO

  7. miggs

    Definitely face her away.

  8. The talented CandyO (Poetess)

    I’m the real CandyO!

    And for you to know me so

    I will always speak in rhyme

    I will do this every time

    If my imposter tries the same

    You will notice he’s to blame

    For some badly written prose

    Not in cadence as mine shows

    Intelligence, emotion too

    So please try not to misconstrue

    The fakery of jerks like him

    Who always leave me feeling grim

    So I devised this plan today

    To prove that in my heartfelt way

    You will always truly know

    This post was made by CandyO!

  9. plo

    Not bad..she could lose a few pounds, but definitely fuckable.

  10. E

    Man face

  11. g_girl

    love her

  12. Hong Bong

    I agree w/#6, I think she sported a cock at one time and broke it off in Tom’s ass.

  13. #4 me too.

    She looka like a man..

    Candy O
    Needs to fucking go

    See I am a poet
    And I don’t even know it.

  14. jim

    She’s tough looking and she’d have a big reach advantage. I think she could knock out Chris Brown.

  15. Persehone

    she’s got about as many curves as my 12 year old brother

  16. veggi

    Looks like Candys got a case of the moondays..

  17. Carolyn

    What kind of a moron thinks she “could lose a few pounds”?

  18. Ted Kennedy's Tumor

    #15 – yeah but your brother is much more willing to ass-to-mouth.

  19. CandyO the dandy ho

    I’m the real CandyO

    As sure as the stink within my hole

    Rank and sweaty like a dirty sock

    Filled with cheese from daddy’s cock

    On my knees at the circle-k

    Making rent from day to day

    The n|ggers pass me round and round

    But I don’t let it get me down

    I crawl back home full of jizz and poo

    And go to my room to sniff some glue

    My nasty habits take their toll

    I’m a white trash whore named CandyO

  20. Dr. Gonja

    I’d do a line of coke down to her pussy and proceed to eat her pussy out.

  21. Wendy

    Come on guys, we all know that you have fantasies about tall manly women. Women who can reach down, grab your ass cheeks and pull you in hard with every thrust. Then she looks in your eyes and slides a long finger all the way up your ass and you come instantly. Don’t try to pretend it’s not true.

  22. Donnie

    ‘She’ looks like ‘she’s’ been a he before.

  23. Parker

    Who cares what she looks like? If you bend her over before you push your weiner inside her hot little ass you only have to look at the back of her head. Incidentally, I love how she elegantly pulls her underwear out of her ass crack. To some it might seem crass but to me it only makes me want to offer her the use of my penis to displace the offending underwear. If she accepted the offer, and something tells me she would, I would then have an excuse to slide it all the way into her butt.

    -Hey Giselle, your underwear is stuck in your crack.
    -Oh darn, don’t I know it. Guess I’ll have to dig it out with my hand.
    -No, don’t be silly. Here. Use my penis.
    -Oh gosh, thanks so much. (wiggle wiggle) umph! Uh oh!
    -What’s wrong Giselle?
    -I got your penis wedged in my butt.
    -Oh that’s ok. Is that underwear still bothering you?
    -Well, no, but now your penis is stuck in my butt.
    -Haha. Penises will do the darndest things. Don’t let it bother you.
    -Well, um, ok but how do I get it out of my butt. It’s feels like it’s sinking deeper.
    -Ok let me help. Bend over a little and spread your legs out.
    -Like this?
    -Yep, now hold still while I grab your ass and try to pull it out.
    -Ok but hurry, Tom is going to be here in like twenty minutes
    -Don’t worry, I bet I can get it out in fifteen.
    -I feel it moving! This is working. Keep pulling.
    -I am. Hang on. Oops, getting pulled back in. Some kind of vacuum in there.
    -Oh no! What do I do?
    -Try breathing in and out real fast. That might break the suction.
    -Ok but what if it doesn’t? I don’t want Tom to find me with a penis in my bum.
    -I’ll try pumping from this end. Maybe it’ll loosen up.
    -Pump hard.
    -I am.
    -Pump fast.
    -I will.
    -Don’t stop.
    -I won’t.
    -I can feel it. I think this is working. My ass is all a-tingle.
    -Yes, I feel it too. My penis is kind of tingling too.
    -Oh pump harder, please!
    -I’m trying. Here we go.
    -Yes!
    -Yes!!
    -I feel it!
    -Me too! Here it comes, baby.
    -Unh! uh ohmigosh. That was great.
    -You’re not kidding.
    -What’s your name anyway?
    -What difference does it make?
    -True. But, hey, your penis is still in my butt.
    -It should slide out nice and easy now. The swelling went down.
    -Ahh…oh! you’re right. I felt it pop out.
    -Thanks for helping me get my penis out of your butt Giselle.
    -No problem. Thanks for helping me get my underwear out of my crack.
    -Any time!
    -Tomorrow at noon?
    -See you then.

  24. Jilly Bean

    Gisele should hook up with Chris Brown. Would be fun to see Chris’s battered mug.

  25. Good God, some of you fuckin people have wayyyy too much fuckin time on your hands..

    Hi veggi, I miss you!

  26. Persephone

    #18 Not as willing as your mom was last night

  27. veggi

    FRIST!!! *waves*

    What the hell is up with #23.. It’s almost like if Mikes goat could talk..

  28. heheheheheeheheeh, I KNOW!!!!!

    How’s thangs?

  29. Binky

    I agree Frist # 25
    Some of these comments are worse than my ‘inside job’ rants – let alone those Chinese guys.
    Like, ‘# 19 ‘CandyO the dandy ho’, like, the last line doesn’t even rhyme.
    And Parker – Cliff Notes said he read that similar fable in last month’s ‘Penthouse Forum’
    Shhheeesh…what gives ?

  30. betty

    I’m her big fan. I have invited over 5.000 fans to a celebrity&millionaire romance site called’ MillionaireLoving. C O M ‘ we built a big fan club for her at the forum, it is very hot, guys, let`s join if you are her fan too.

  31. She has a way of always making positive news. One hardly ever hears or sees anything negative about her! She is in good shape!

  32. Someone Important

    The joke is on Tom Brady.

    With those hips she can’t have more than 5 or 6 kids….

  33. veggi

    Just out making bad decisions FRIST!!! You??

    Geez fish, I finally take time to check you out and we’re stuck on horse girl the whole time.. B to the oring!!

  34. CandyO LOVES her troll

    Thnnka you SO much for posting my poem for me.

    Yoiur meter is still off in post #2, but I can feel the love!

    See how my meter never falters?

    ____________________________________________

    I’m the real CandyO!

    And for you to know me so

    I will always speak in rhyme

    I will do this every time

    If my imposter tries the same

    You will notice he’s to blame

    For some badly written prose

    Not in cadence as mine shows

    Intelligence, emotion too

    So please try not to misconstrue

    The fakery of jerks like him

    Who always leave me feeling grim

    So I devised this plan today

    To prove that in my heartfelt way

    You will always truly know

    This post was made by CandyO!

  35. @28 You are still alive? I was wondering what happened to you

  36. Hey Veggi, how are you doing??

  37. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD rescinded

    Ha ha, I like how you have to say “JIZZ” in order to say her name. I’m sure this useless slut knows a lot abut JIZZ! JIZZ is a funny word….

  38. Binky

    I can see why the PhD was rescinded #37.
    Personally – I’ve always had a few problems with her last name.
    Bundchen ? It’s, like, some characters I must have missed in ‘Wizard of Oz’
    I’ll have to see it again, type thing.
    Which were the ‘Bundchens’ ?

    Toto ?

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  40. Justin

    There is a H-O-T place for all big, strong guys and H-O-T m-Odels and girls, it called: _____Tallmingle Co M____, You should have a try to find more friends and fun, even l overs.

  41. dk

    Def. needs to lose some wait and get a shape, what a pig!

  42. Evil Weezil

    Whats the difference between a fottball player and a supermodel?

    One get’s a crackback (block) the other has a back crack.

  43. jimbob

    Her implants fell out. She’s pretty flat all of a sudden.

  44. She looks pretty and charming, she is a natural beauty. I have seen a profile with some sexy pictures on
    ====Bigblackconnect.com==== looks like her very much.
    It is a niche ebony dating service. Is she seeking for fun, love or something else??

  45. So judging from the lack of support for comments re #73 last Cindy Crawford thread – my guess is the USA is officially DOA – (Lost in Twinkies?)
    Is there not one person who comments on this site who understands concepts like ‘gravity’ and ‘resistance’ ?
    Who could burp out some support for reality ?
    What happened to ‘sid’ ? And ‘Ted from LA’? (Frist shows up as well)
    I don’t think George Orwell could think up a scarier manipulated society.
    Back to TMZ.

  46. I hope prancing around in a bikini doesn’t detract from her serious film career.

  47. She’s soo flat.. but still I wont say no if I can have her :P :P

    XOXO !!

  48. I hope Gisele prancing around in a bikini like this doesn’t detract from her serious film career.

  49. She’s soo flat.. but still I wont say no if I can have her :P :P

    XOXO !!

  50. Stephen Hawking : Oh. Ok # 45 Binky. I’m no Newton, but I must admit I was always wondering about that one as well. That ‘free fall collapse speed’ thing always had me say to myself – ‘Hey – wait a sec Steve – that was undamaged steel structure !
    Then they wheeled me away from the microphone and unplugged the voice thingie.
    Binky : Oh.

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