Gisele Bundchen Hides Her Buns

December 6th, 2005 // 20 Comments

gisele_bunchen_thumb1.jpgGisele Bundchen has a clause in her contracts that she doesn’t have to show her ass.

“I make a point about that because I don’t want my booty [to show],” she tells Vogue. “I can’t wear like a nun outfit, or something like that, but I make sure that they understand that my booty has to be covered. It’s my booty and I feel like when you’re walking on the runway, God knows where they’re looking. It’s not that I feel self-conscious, it’s that I feel like my booty should be shown on special occasions, for special people.”

Holy crap, she used the word ‘booty’ four times in four sentences. She sounds like a cross between a Redbeard the pirate and Rain Man. And she’s also failing to grasp a very fundamental concept here – every single man (and every flannel-wearing woman) between 10 and 85 has already seen her ass. Repeatedly. And who are these special people she’s talking about showing her ass to anyway? If they’re anything like the ‘special kids’ who went to my school, the minute they see her ass is the minute they start humping the nearest trashcan. Does she want to see that happen? Because I sure do.

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  1. Stacyy

    even if they dont see her “booty” on the runway, they can just go to google images and find not only her booty , but the rest of her. what is up with her smashed down nose?

  2. Stacyy

    leonardo di-caprio mustve been mad that the attention was being taken away from him

  3. PKClover

    Poor Leo probably never saw them. =(

  4. Swair

    niiiice… i wish i had gisele’s booty… i want that body dammit! unfortuneatly dieting and lotsa excercise is required to do that.. and i’m too damn lazy.. *sighs*

  5. spamnews

    Ya, I can bairly see her ass here: http://snipurl.com/kjna-remmap

    or in any of the pictures herem which show her boobies, not booty a whole lot more: http://snipurl.com/kjnd-remmap

  6. Gerry

    Ohh and the above link is NSFW…. you will also need to disable referrer logging before clicking it, or just copy and paste the link into your URL bar.

  7. TheCahMcCah

    Maybe there’s a language barrier here and by “booty” she means “the inner part of her anus,” in which I case, that would still make me a special person.

  8. I’m special…….?….

  9. spamnews

    Maybe she has a big hairy mole on her bum and we are just being insensitive. Here’s a picture of a hairless mole for your collection: http://snipurl.com/kjvd-remmap

    Anyway, I think she should have a no-jawbone clause. Damn that is one big jawbone of a girl with no ass. That’s a biblical joke.

  10. bafongu

    I don’t get why the most moronic of the beautiful women make it to the runway? There needs to be another element on the periodic table for something as dense as her brain, something like Stupidium or Dontlookatmyassium..

  11. I love K-fed's Corn Rolls

    De Caprio is a MORON… who the hell would dump Giselle and then MAKEOUT with KIRSTEN “THE BOY” DUNST? I don’t understand, but I tell you something, I think the Giselle could take her, she used to be poor and had to fight for food… I want to see that…

  12. HollyJ

    JINX Spam! I just said the same “jawbone of the ass” thing about Scarlett J!

    Oh, the mole made me LAUGH MY ASS OFF (which I’ve only showed to special people, btw)

    I don’t get this Gisele thing. She’s great from the clavicle down, but geez, she has a huge NFL neck like Britney Spears (are they related?) and a man-face. WTF?

  13. Mel

    giselle saying she needs to cover her booty is a direct quote made my another supermodel named tyra banks. tyra was the first to say she needed her booty covered at all times and now out of no-where giselle is ripping her off.

  14. LOL, looks like they’re competitive down to that level.

  15. becca11

    neck of a football player? not really… she may not be the most beautiful to some, but im still sure she would do in a pinch.Nose is alil long and eyes alil close set for a model… but that that is if you are going to be really anal and silly. I still think she would be more suitable to walk the runway than myself.And she is foreign, she just doesn’t have a strong grasp of the language like people who have english as their first language.

  16. lebowski

    Jesus H. Christ people! Folks on the internet will find something wrong with ANYONE. I personally think it would suck if everyone looked like Barbie or Skipper, but maybe you critical people think Barbie has, oh, too large of a forehead or something dumbass like that.

  17. mrschickee

    Hey, K-Fed’s Corn Rolls, the reason Leo is making out with Kirsten (Boy) Dunst is because he’s gay and he obviously mistook Kirsten for a boy (as so many of us do). I thought that was a given. Giselle was so obviously a beard! And what is with her freaky Madonna outfit? I wore that to a Junior high dance…in 1991. Eeew.

  18. Fudge packer

    I think that Leonardo D fucked her up her booty and she enjoys it alot and so then she feels that she should only show someone on special occasions being anal sex. It’s that similar reason why models wouldn’t want to show their vaginas on the runway.

    Those models that show their ass alot most likely don’t have or are not interested in butt sex, so they show their ass in the same way they show their boobs.

  19. Fudge packer

    I think that Leonardo D fucked her up her booty and she enjoys it alot and so then she feels that she should only show someone on special occasions being anal sex. It’s that similar reason why models wouldn’t want to show their vaginas on the runway.

    Those models that show their ass alot most likely don’t have or are not interested in butt sex, so they show their ass in the same way they show their boobs as they are comfortable with that.

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