Gisele Bundchen has a boy

December 9th, 2009 // 53 Comments

Because Tom Brady apparently loves committing crimes against nature, the baby boy he put in Gisele Bundchen’s uterus has come out, according to the New York Post. No details were available on the baby’s name, but more importantly, I’ve already begun praying it grows up and wants to play the concert bassoon for a living. (Suck it, Brady.)

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  1. Drew

    Never understood the obsession about her.

    Meh who am I kidding. I’d hit it.

  2. kimmguru

    first….

  3. Richard McBeef

    Face is not the best and she needs to eat a sandwich.

    Despite this, you are gay if you wouldn’t.

    i guaran-fucking-tee the haters have not had anything even close

  4. kimmguru

    I’m sure the baby is beautiful…..or gay!

  5. dude_on

    She is living proof that a world class ass can overcome a fugly face. That is simply the power of the ass. You can’t argue that theory because it’s proven science.

  6. Horsey

    Giselle is soooo over rated. She is average looking, at times looks like a horse even. Brady’s first baby mama was hottttt!!!!!!!!!

  7. stupidass

    fuck tom brady and the gisele he rode in on

  8. Jrz

    She was pregnant? Oh. I thought she swallowed a grape whole.

  9. Chupacabra

    Well the Patriots can kiss this fucking season GOOD BYE.

    Thanks, you selfish model bitch. Why don’t you go up in a hellicopter now? In the snow?

    Yea, that’s what I thought.

    Wanna carrot ole boy? Yea, maybe an apple later? (winnie, neeeeeey)

  10. Inspector gadget

    If I was her son I would try to stick my cock in her

  11. Complete and utter Stud - simply the Best - Ever!

    #3 not everyone is an average man like most of you pathetic losers! I wouldn’t even date a woman with a face like that not to mention she is too tall and thin.

  12. Fred

    @11
    only a guy with a small dick would worry about a girl being too tall!

  13. JiggaJay

    @10 im so with you on that

  14. Your Fans

    congradulations Tom,

    Whew, now you don’t have to spend any more time with the first brat you made with Bridgette. Bet thats a relief. I always thought Bridgette was hotter, but we know our Tommy, and it’s all about the status, and not the quality.

    While we’re on the subject of your greedy need for fame, when are you and that coach of yours going to start filming other teams practices again. Lets face it, if we have to depend on your “talent”, there might be a long wait for the next SB ring. Personally, I can’t think of a pro football player with more integrity. Brett Favre maybe?

    P.S. Keep up the child support checks on the first one. You may not have to see that mistake anymore, but you still have to pay for it.

    Love,
    Your Fans

  15. p0nk

    any word on who the father is yet?

  16. Complete and utter Stud - simply the Best - Ever!

    My dearest #12 I am more than well endowed. My problem with tall women is that usually they have unattractive and large feet. I detest large unattractive feet.

  17. Goop

    For some reason, every time i see her face, I want to whack it with a shovel.

  18. Pats suck

    I guess she’s hot if you’re into little boys.

  19. Bee

    #14, you don’t speak for me. but thanks for playing.

  20. Bee

    #14, you don’t speak for me. but thanks for playing.

  21. Fred

    @16
    OK, fair enough

  22. Jake Anderson

    Tom Brady deserver Giselle and much more. He’s not on a perfect human being, but he’s a gentlemen. Congratulations Tom, to being the best NFL quarterback to ever play the game! Your a champ and a hero for Millions!

  23. Jake Anderson

    Tom Brady deserver Giselle and much more. He’s not only a perfect human being, but he’s a gentlemen. Congratulations Tom, to being the best NFL quarterback to ever play the game! Your a champ and a hero for Millions!

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  27. Peyton Manning

    I am not quite sure if Tom Brady is the best.

  28. Your Fans

    19 and 20. You only have to click once, asshole. Typical Pats fan…

  29. elle

    Cool ! Love Gisele, she’s unconventionally beautiful and seems very down to earth,,I say most other (cookie cutter) models are way over-rated, not someone naturally gorgeous and more exotic looking…bet her baby is super cute!

  30. bugaboo

    Booooo. Pregnancy isn’t a crime against nature! I hate that crap. That’s why [men] find women beautiful in the first place. I hate this crap with pregnancy = “wrecked.” Grow up

  31. Gselle

    LOL to the person who said she was “too tall and thin” …We all know that you can never be too thin or too rich…or too tall LOL wonder what kinda fat ass gnome wrote that!

  32. zuzuspetals

    The most attractive thing about this woman is her horse face, and even that is quite hideous.

  33. cfdgdfdfrfdfgfdfgdtdfgfdf

    Am I the only one who was relieved to see it’s a boy… with how tall and masculine they both look, a girl would look like a horse.

  34. Congratulations to ya Tom and Gisele. Happy parent hood!!!

  35. Stephanie K.

    Gisele Bundchen is has a boy

  36. Kelly

    #18, she looks NOTHING like a little boy to me. You’re a fuckhead.

    She clearly has the body of a woman to me. You’re obviously a fat, short, flabby bitch who trolls these websites to cut off every model you see, you jealous twit!

    I know, I know, it would be hard when you know your boyfriend would leave you for someone like her if he had the tiny chance, but hey, DEAL WITH IT.

    Body of a boy… Hilariously………………………wrong.

  37. artchy

    she’s beautiful

  38. artchy

    she’s beautiful

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  40. David Hasslehoff's Beer Farts

    Her face in pic 3 looks like this character that I know who swallows 10-15 Tylonol 3′s a day. He’s addictid to them and through the years of abuse, his face started to puff like hers in pic 3.

  41. I’m on board with #33.

  42. Lu

    She’s always reminded me of a guy I know.. who had a sex change to be a woman.

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