Gisele Bundchen has a boy

The Superficial / December 9, 2009

Because Tom Brady apparently loves committing crimes against nature, the baby boy he put in Gisele Bundchen’s uterus has come out, according to the New York Post. No details were available on the baby’s name, but more importantly, I’ve already begun praying it grows up and wants to play the concert bassoon for a living. (Suck it, Brady.)

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