Gisele Bundchen debuted her new shoe line at the official launch of Grendene’s new international brand Ipanema Gisele Bundchen. It’s kind of surprising that somebody with so much experience in the fashion industry can be so bad at it. It looks like she bought a bunch of shoes from Payless and had kindergartners decorate them during arts and crafts. And did I mention they’re blind? Because the kindergartners are blind.
UPDATE: Gisele has finally spoken out about her alleged pregnancy, denying reports and telling a Spanish TV show: “It’s crazy how people can make up these stories. I’m not pregnant and I’m not planning to be pregnant anytime soon. I have so many contracts to do, so many projects. It’s just something I don’t want now – it’s something for the future,” she said. “I’m 26 years old, for Christ’s sake! Why would I have a baby now?”
By the way, Gisele has already had a nose job. This, her new nose, is much narrower with a more defined tip. It’s subtle, but much better than before. There’s only so much you can do (since she got it after she was already in the public eye for a while) if you don’t want to be known as a poster girl for plastic surgery.
Hmmm, she said she’s not pregnant and does not plan to be pregnant… but she did not say that she “hadn’t been pregant”. Thats PR speak folks for she got a brazillian baby tug, or abortion for you midwesterners. Of course the church does not condone abortions. The Vatican stands firmly behind its belief that all women should either take a cream pie or swallow. Shalom niggas
Dear God, someone please put this ugly man skank out of business. Please. Someone come along and do it. I never want to see her ugly face anywhere again I feel the world who hires her is mad. Stomp Jesus I said stomp that bitch with those very motherfucking hideous sandals.
In the name of the father, the son, and the holy spirit,
Amen.
dude…26 years old is the perfect time to have a child..
Helloooooo abortion!
She’s about as hot as Fergie…which is not hot at all.
#30 & #39 but can she deal cards with her feet next to her ears? “Bubbles” can….
Oh c’mon…you all know you’d like to suck that little titty until the whole thing goes into your mouth…then, slide your chubby into her anal cavity where only few have been before…..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#54 – dude, 26 years old is the perfect time to have a child if you don’t have very high goals and ambitions for your life.
i’m with you, number 8. what’s with the “star” tattoo that every tool and hip chick on the planet wears now. i don’t get it.
her body is smokin but her face is broken. she probably has a clit the size or a vienna sausage.
#59
i think Saera meant that 26 is a perfect time to have a bastard baby by a multimillionaire footballer because hey, when will you ever snag another one of those again?
#61 – lol. Very True – Anytime’s the right time if you’re gonna do that.
Those shoes are ugly and useless, just like her. And nice wrist stamp from last night’s club dalliance. She couldn’t even bother to shower for her big important fucking hoof launch?
@ #18
It’s a ball PEEN hammer, for peening, decoratively shaping, metal.
I’d have Tom’s babies in a second if I were her.
She’s only 26? Really? Doesn’t she look more like she’s 36?!
giselle is a liar….she’s not 26…seriously wtf?!?…. she’s way past that age, (models lie abt age because od their “career”) she’s already in her thirties
#64, #22 already corrected #18…seewhatimsayin? :) Good definition though.