Gisele Bundchen debuted her new shoe line at the official launch of Grendene’s new international brand Ipanema Gisele Bundchen. It’s kind of surprising that somebody with so much experience in the fashion industry can be so bad at it. It looks like she bought a bunch of shoes from Payless and had kindergartners decorate them during arts and crafts. And did I mention they’re blind? Because the kindergartners are blind.
UPDATE: Gisele has finally spoken out about her alleged pregnancy, denying reports and telling a Spanish TV show: “It’s crazy how people can make up these stories. I’m not pregnant and I’m not planning to be pregnant anytime soon. I have so many contracts to do, so many projects. It’s just something I don’t want now – it’s something for the future,” she said. “I’m 26 years old, for Christ’s sake! Why would I have a baby now?”
HerpesHilton | March 21, 2007 at 11:45 am
I bet she smells like pigskin and tube socks.
CPR | March 21, 2007 at 11:45 am
Am i first??
danielle | March 21, 2007 at 11:47 am
No you’re not.
ponk | March 21, 2007 at 11:48 am
fish, you can almost see her left tittie, maybe you better make a NSFW blur over that pic. And while you’re at blur out that wonkey-eyed face too.
danielle | March 21, 2007 at 11:49 am
Those shoes had better be 99 cents and not have an astronomical price because, a blind kindergardner wouldn’t even wear those.
Superevil | March 21, 2007 at 11:54 am
I can’t think of anything I care less about.
llllllllll | March 21, 2007 at 11:55 am
Forget the nomad shoes, Is this broad pregnant or not?
woodhorse | March 21, 2007 at 11:58 am
what is the meaning of that stupid tatoo she has on the inside of her wrist that Mischa has 3 of on her shoulder??? Yeah, those are fugly shoes but Trannys like her love them. Comfortable for their big tranny feet.
biatcho | March 21, 2007 at 11:58 am
Those shoes won’t save her from Tom Brady’s super semen. I love that guy – best quarterback ever, on the best team.
veggi | March 21, 2007 at 12:00 pm
what the BUCK, Gisele?
Jiimbo | March 21, 2007 at 12:03 pm
I am sure the shoes are nice, but why would anyone go buy over priced sandles from a brainless model with big tits
allyoops! | March 21, 2007 at 12:04 pm
perhaps the early on-set of daylight savings time has confused Gisele, and she mistakingly thought today was already April 1st. Then everything would be perfectly clear.
These shoes are an extravagant April Fools prank. The real shoes are still being boxed up at a sweatshop somewhere in LA county. Gisele actually found these shoes when a group of rave crazed teenagers passed her on the streets. She laughed so hard when she saw them that she offered the kids $500 a piece if she could just have their shoes right then and there…
Or at least that is the story that would make the most sense…
Jiimbo | March 21, 2007 at 12:04 pm
Are you ready for lunch
F-Sucker | March 21, 2007 at 12:06 pm
Whoop-dee-frickin-doo.
veggi | March 21, 2007 at 12:06 pm
yes yes yes. I’m starving!
Jiimbo | March 21, 2007 at 12:08 pm
to bad you are not serious:)
ktboo | March 21, 2007 at 12:12 pm
how can gisele have a face that’s so beautiful and boring at the same time? i feel like many models and actresses mold themselves to one standard of beauty; eventually you can’t even notice how pretty they are because everybody else looks like them. does she have any other talent besides staying skinny to make her more unique?
veggi | March 21, 2007 at 12:14 pm
I think she looks like she got slapped upside the head with a ball pin hammer.
Serious! Some chicken for veggi.
Wow Just Wow | March 21, 2007 at 12:21 pm
That is a flip flop.
Flip flops are NOT shoes.
Ladies, please do not wear flip flops with skirts. Its not fashion. Its just bad.
veggi | March 21, 2007 at 12:21 pm
ummmmmmmmmm, really?
YouRang | March 21, 2007 at 12:22 pm
11 I think buying those shoes insures if you ever run into her, you would both know she at least owes you a blowjob.
neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie | March 21, 2007 at 12:23 pm
#18 Ball PEEN hammer, veggi. The dirtiest sounding tool in the toolbox, too.
veggi | March 21, 2007 at 12:26 pm
I knew I’d get that wrong, but tools are for men and ugly fat girls…. so I don’t mind getting that wrong…. but thanks nonetheless neo.
ph7 | March 21, 2007 at 12:26 pm
I’d like her to bend over and pretend she’s my center.
neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie | March 21, 2007 at 12:28 pm
#23 ;-)
Carsten5577 | March 21, 2007 at 12:28 pm
That’s a real beauty; and she dates only White guys, too. I can’t find anything mean to say about her…
imran karim | March 21, 2007 at 12:29 pm
why is she not wearing her shoe line
veggi | March 21, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Jimbo, are you getting ideas from 11?
BarbadoSlim | March 21, 2007 at 12:31 pm
Total tranny
DrPhowstus | March 21, 2007 at 12:34 pm
I’m sure this bitch is used to having her shoes next to her ears.
Jiimbo | March 21, 2007 at 12:35 pm
I have lots of ideas. You really want some chicken?
veggi | March 21, 2007 at 12:36 pm
how far away are you from me?
MAG | March 21, 2007 at 12:39 pm
Does the fact that the single most, hottest boyfriend stealing supermodel on the planet is not wearing a bra not warrant mentioning, or is today, don’t discuss visible boobies day?
biatcho | March 21, 2007 at 12:42 pm
This is awesome! It’s like watching a rape being arranged online.
Jiimbo | March 21, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Where are you?
New York Pundit | March 21, 2007 at 12:44 pm
If her shoes don’t have a minimum of 6″ in heel, then they are as worthless as her!
HollyJ | March 21, 2007 at 1:05 pm
@11 – She doesn’t have big tits. She has average-sized tits. And the face of a man from Budapest.
She has millions of dollars…can’t she get that god-awful ginormous dorsal hump on her nose rasped flat? That and her Adam’s apple. On a “need to go” basis, they NEED TO GO
She’s proof positive that men looking at Victoria Secret’s NEVER look higher than tit level…cuz that face would shrivel a pecker like 42-degree water.
biatcho | March 21, 2007 at 1:12 pm
The only time men look higher than tit level is when they peek to see if they “accidentally” skeeted in the girl’s eye.
Binky | March 21, 2007 at 1:15 pm
(I guess that’s 42 Fahrenheit #37)
I think GB’s ok as long as she wears socks. Her toes still look like they could deal cards.
whodatiz | March 21, 2007 at 1:21 pm
she’s a man.
and any guy who likes her is obviously gay.
iamsosmrt | March 21, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Look it the chick is PURE MANFACE.
Anyone who disagrees with this and makes a big fuss saying she’s not is proving to be one of two things
1) A man faced girl herself who feels the need to defend Miss Mansie Model because they take attacks against her are as a personal reflection of their own manliness.
2) Some idiot fuck who can’t pick the right kind of girls to jack off and has jized cups and cups over this girl and now feels their sexuality is in question because people point out that the girl they’ve slapped it to oh so many times looks a lot like a man in a wig with little hard half grapefruits.
Whenever this model comes up SO MANY people mention how much she looks like a dude, which never happens with other supermodels so it’s obviously a stone cold fact.
Accept it and the fact that you are either a shemale or gay.
Not there’s anything wrong with that.
jrzmommy | March 21, 2007 at 1:26 pm
she’s got some massive fucking man feet. Most chicks don’t take a size 13 shoe.
wowzers | March 21, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Wow, Gisele is so beautiful and natural! that is one girl who bairley wears any make up. She is just naturally beautiful!
iamsosmrt | March 21, 2007 at 1:29 pm
#40 I didn’t see your post until I posted my comment.
Thank you for being a genius.
jrzmommy | March 21, 2007 at 1:29 pm
barely, with an a-i-r-l-e-y
iamsosmrt | March 21, 2007 at 1:39 pm
#42 Exactly I have noticed that sooooo many times.
That’s what happens when your a giant, you need giant feet to support your body.
Clearly these chicks are superhot in Victoria Secret mags but in real life when these amazonian bitches get all dressed up they are around 6’2″ in their massive man sized heels and that looks even wierder than some minature like Eva Longoria. A certain percentage of women in the world are of the beautiful barbie variety, so lots of chicks are as hot as these girls and have amazing faces and great bods they just weren’t tall enough to model. What these women have that makes that other hotties don’t is height, that’s it Oh and giant feet.
Although these women look good ideally women are supposed to look dainty and last time I checked guys like being taller than their ho’s.
bungoone | March 21, 2007 at 1:41 pm
shouldn’t she be at least wearing the shoes she’s suppose to be selling? jeez. oh wait, you say they’re ugly as fuck & you don’t want to wear them Gisele? makes sense now.
sweetvelvet | March 21, 2007 at 2:31 pm
My god. Those shoes are hideous.
UNCLE NED | March 21, 2007 at 2:56 pm
She has a face that looks like a foot, so I guess it makes sense.
xeurohottiex | March 21, 2007 at 3:04 pm
Nice body, ugly face!