Gisele Bundchen debuts shoe line

March 21st, 2007 // 68 Comments
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Gisele Bundchen debuted her new shoe line at the official launch of Grendene’s new international brand Ipanema Gisele Bundchen. It’s kind of surprising that somebody with so much experience in the fashion industry can be so bad at it. It looks like she bought a bunch of shoes from Payless and had kindergartners decorate them during arts and crafts. And did I mention they’re blind? Because the kindergartners are blind.

UPDATE: Gisele has finally spoken out about her alleged pregnancy, denying reports and telling a Spanish TV show: “It’s crazy how people can make up these stories. I’m not pregnant and I’m not planning to be pregnant anytime soon. I have so many contracts to do, so many projects. It’s just something I don’t want now – it’s something for the future,” she said. “I’m 26 years old, for Christ’s sake! Why would I have a baby now?”

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  1. I bet she smells like pigskin and tube socks.

  2. CPR

    Am i first??

  3. danielle

    No you’re not.

  4. ponk

    fish, you can almost see her left tittie, maybe you better make a NSFW blur over that pic. And while you’re at blur out that wonkey-eyed face too.

  5. danielle

    Those shoes had better be 99 cents and not have an astronomical price because, a blind kindergardner wouldn’t even wear those.

  6. Superevil

    I can’t think of anything I care less about.

  7. llllllllll

    Forget the nomad shoes, Is this broad pregnant or not?

  8. woodhorse

    what is the meaning of that stupid tatoo she has on the inside of her wrist that Mischa has 3 of on her shoulder??? Yeah, those are fugly shoes but Trannys like her love them. Comfortable for their big tranny feet.

  9. biatcho

    Those shoes won’t save her from Tom Brady’s super semen. I love that guy – best quarterback ever, on the best team.

  10. veggi

    what the BUCK, Gisele?

  11. Jiimbo

    I am sure the shoes are nice, but why would anyone go buy over priced sandles from a brainless model with big tits

  12. allyoops!

    perhaps the early on-set of daylight savings time has confused Gisele, and she mistakingly thought today was already April 1st. Then everything would be perfectly clear.

    These shoes are an extravagant April Fools prank. The real shoes are still being boxed up at a sweatshop somewhere in LA county. Gisele actually found these shoes when a group of rave crazed teenagers passed her on the streets. She laughed so hard when she saw them that she offered the kids $500 a piece if she could just have their shoes right then and there…

    Or at least that is the story that would make the most sense…

  13. Jiimbo

    Are you ready for lunch

  14. Whoop-dee-frickin-doo.

  15. veggi

    yes yes yes. I’m starving!

  16. Jiimbo

    to bad you are not serious:)

  17. ktboo

    how can gisele have a face that’s so beautiful and boring at the same time? i feel like many models and actresses mold themselves to one standard of beauty; eventually you can’t even notice how pretty they are because everybody else looks like them. does she have any other talent besides staying skinny to make her more unique?

  18. veggi

    I think she looks like she got slapped upside the head with a ball pin hammer.

    Serious! Some chicken for veggi.

  19. Wow Just Wow

    That is a flip flop.

    Flip flops are NOT shoes.

    Ladies, please do not wear flip flops with skirts. Its not fashion. Its just bad.

  20. veggi

    ummmmmmmmmm, really?

  21. YouRang

    11 I think buying those shoes insures if you ever run into her, you would both know she at least owes you a blowjob.

  22. neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie

    #18 Ball PEEN hammer, veggi. The dirtiest sounding tool in the toolbox, too.

  23. veggi

    I knew I’d get that wrong, but tools are for men and ugly fat girls…. so I don’t mind getting that wrong…. but thanks nonetheless neo.

  24. ph7

    I’d like her to bend over and pretend she’s my center.

  25. neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie

    #23 ;-)

  26. Carsten5577

    That’s a real beauty; and she dates only White guys, too. I can’t find anything mean to say about her…

  27. imran karim

    why is she not wearing her shoe line

  28. veggi

    Jimbo, are you getting ideas from 11?

  29. BarbadoSlim

    Total tranny

  30. DrPhowstus

    I’m sure this bitch is used to having her shoes next to her ears.

  31. Jiimbo

    I have lots of ideas. You really want some chicken?

  32. veggi

    how far away are you from me?

  33. MAG

    Does the fact that the single most, hottest boyfriend stealing supermodel on the planet is not wearing a bra not warrant mentioning, or is today, don’t discuss visible boobies day?

  34. biatcho

    This is awesome! It’s like watching a rape being arranged online.

  35. Jiimbo

    Where are you?

  36. If her shoes don’t have a minimum of 6″ in heel, then they are as worthless as her!

  37. HollyJ

    @11 – She doesn’t have big tits. She has average-sized tits. And the face of a man from Budapest.

    She has millions of dollars…can’t she get that god-awful ginormous dorsal hump on her nose rasped flat? That and her Adam’s apple. On a “need to go” basis, they NEED TO GO

    She’s proof positive that men looking at Victoria Secret’s NEVER look higher than tit level…cuz that face would shrivel a pecker like 42-degree water.

  38. biatcho

    The only time men look higher than tit level is when they peek to see if they “accidentally” skeeted in the girl’s eye.

  39. Binky

    (I guess that’s 42 Fahrenheit #37)
    I think GB’s ok as long as she wears socks. Her toes still look like they could deal cards.

  40. whodatiz

    she’s a man.

    and any guy who likes her is obviously gay.

  41. iamsosmrt

    Look it the chick is PURE MANFACE.

    Anyone who disagrees with this and makes a big fuss saying she’s not is proving to be one of two things

    1) A man faced girl herself who feels the need to defend Miss Mansie Model because they take attacks against her are as a personal reflection of their own manliness.

    2) Some idiot fuck who can’t pick the right kind of girls to jack off and has jized cups and cups over this girl and now feels their sexuality is in question because people point out that the girl they’ve slapped it to oh so many times looks a lot like a man in a wig with little hard half grapefruits.

    Whenever this model comes up SO MANY people mention how much she looks like a dude, which never happens with other supermodels so it’s obviously a stone cold fact.

    Accept it and the fact that you are either a shemale or gay.
    Not there’s anything wrong with that.

  42. jrzmommy

    she’s got some massive fucking man feet. Most chicks don’t take a size 13 shoe.

  43. Wow, Gisele is so beautiful and natural! that is one girl who bairley wears any make up. She is just naturally beautiful!

  44. iamsosmrt

    #40 I didn’t see your post until I posted my comment.
    Thank you for being a genius.

  45. jrzmommy

    barely, with an a-i-r-l-e-y

  46. iamsosmrt

    #42 Exactly I have noticed that sooooo many times.
    That’s what happens when your a giant, you need giant feet to support your body.

    Clearly these chicks are superhot in Victoria Secret mags but in real life when these amazonian bitches get all dressed up they are around 6’2″ in their massive man sized heels and that looks even wierder than some minature like Eva Longoria. A certain percentage of women in the world are of the beautiful barbie variety, so lots of chicks are as hot as these girls and have amazing faces and great bods they just weren’t tall enough to model. What these women have that makes that other hotties don’t is height, that’s it Oh and giant feet.

    Although these women look good ideally women are supposed to look dainty and last time I checked guys like being taller than their ho’s.

  47. bungoone

    shouldn’t she be at least wearing the shoes she’s suppose to be selling? jeez. oh wait, you say they’re ugly as fuck & you don’t want to wear them Gisele? makes sense now.

  48. sweetvelvet

    My god. Those shoes are hideous.

  49. UNCLE NED

    She has a face that looks like a foot, so I guess it makes sense.

  50. xeurohottiex

    Nice body, ugly face!

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