Gisele Bundchen

20040928_gisele.jpgAccording to The Sun, Gisele Bundchen has broken off her relationship of four years with Leonardo DiCaprio because she was “fed up waiting for Leo to [propose].” She’s apparently left their LA home for New York and is now being helped consoled by her friend Josh Hartnett. I’d pretend to be sad for Leonardo, but really I’m just giddy at the idea that Gisele is now a single woman. My plan to woo her goes a little something like this: meet Gisele, ask her to marry me within the first 14 minutes or so, have lots and lots of sex with her. I figure that since she’s on the rebound and is desperate to marry, she’ll most likely fall for the first guy that asks her.

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