Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady get engaged – but not really

December 28th, 2008 // 42 Comments

New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady reportedly proposed to supermodel Gisele Bundchen on a private plane Christmas Eve, according to TMZ:

Our sources say Brady, who is famous for his QB skills and running errands for Gisele, proposed on a private jet that took off from Teterboro Airport in New Jersey and landed in Boston. There were four dozen white roses on board, as well as champagne.

However, Tom’s dad is telling the Boston Globe there is no engagement:

“We don’t know a thing about it,” Tom’s dad told us yesterday. “Nobody told me. We talked to him and there’s nothing to say. It’s rumor, rumor, rumor. It must be a slow news day.”

Of course, Tom’s dad could just be creating smoke and mirrors, so I better have sex with Gisele Bundchen just to be sure – and for the sake of journalism. Because, dammit, the people have a right to know! God, I’m selfless.

Photos: WENN
superficial

  1. Moo

    lol no first!

  2. Alm333

    FIIIIRRRSSTTTTTtttt…………wow ….not as thrilling as I thought it would be. lol!!!!!1111

  3. i wood slap that assssss!!!!!!!!

  4. I don’t think its true. There seems to be a tom brady marriage rumor every 6 months. Maybe if Giselle wanted to settle down and start having kids or if his leg is really not healing and his football career is over.

  5. iamhomosquirrel

    It must be a slow news day if this bullshit is all you could come up with after two days.

  6. mai-tai

    do you not notice a baby bump? maybe it’s the dress.

  7. mai-tai

    do you not notice a baby bump? maybe it’s the dress.

  8. Grizzlies

    Why do all these chicks have weird burn marks on their arms?

  9. pink elephant

    the burn marks are from when they drop the spoon theyre heating the crack in…

  10. pink elephant

    the burn marks are from when they drop the spoon theyre heating the crack in…

  11. pink elephant

    the burn marks are from when they drop the spoon theyre heating the crack in…

  12. Anexio

    Nice flapjacks.

    Gross

  13. I bet she said “OHH HELL NOOOO”

  14. amber

    That is one of the ugliest dresses I have ever seen. What was she thinking?

  15. pinksneakers

    shut the fuck up #14. that dress is AMAZING.

    gisele, on the other hand, is not. woooffff on that face.

  16. George W Bush

    Take a page out of my boy Bill Clinton’s book and marry that shit, then, get some blow jobs on the side from fat interns!!!

  17. Guest

    # 6&7
    Shut the fuck up!

    Are you trying to sound cool or something?
    She’s a fucking stick && we all know you’re
    not if you’re calling a NATURAL CURVE
    a baby bump. She’s gorgeous
    he’s gorgeous (but a complete loser)
    so just deal with your jealousy
    by cutting yourself
    or wearing ugly emo clothes && make-up

  18. Guest

    # 6&7
    Shut the fuck up!

    Are you trying to sound cool or something?
    She’s a fucking stick && we all know you’re
    not if you’re calling a NATURAL CURVE
    a baby bump. She’s gorgeous
    he’s gorgeous (but a complete loser)
    so just deal with your jealousy
    by cutting yourself
    or wearing ugly emo clothes && make-up

  19. Guest

    # 6&7
    Shut the fuck up!

    Are you trying to sound cool or something?
    She’s a fucking stick && we all know you’re
    not if you’re calling a NATURAL CURVE
    a baby bump. She’s gorgeous
    he’s gorgeous (but a complete loser)
    so just deal with your jealousy
    by cutting yourself
    or wearing ugly emo clothes && make-up

  20. semore

    ha ha…..emo
    she is beautiful
    and she seems like a beautiful person and that’s most important
    anybody in here would be lucky to get a woman like her
    have to think there are lot of virgins in here to make comments like i see

  21. v tard

    Can someone tell me why exactly Gisele Bundchen is “all that”? I honestly never understood the hype. She’s like the girl back in high school who was in the popular group, but you could never figure out why exactly she was a member of it.

    Thinking of the other girs Leo has gotten and could get yet devoted years to this Gisele….nope…drawing a blank.

  22. v tard

    Can someone tell me why exactly Gisele Bundchen is “all that”? I honestly never understood the hype. She’s like the girl back in high school who was in the popular group, but you could never figure out why exactly she was a member of it.

    Thinking of the other girs Leo has gotten and could get yet devoted years to this Gisele….nope…drawing a blank.

  23. Carlos

    Why is Tom wearing his helmet?

  24. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?

  25. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ?????????????????

  26. This Poster

    Anyone posting after This Poster sucks on Tom Brady’s penis and drinks the manjuice out of his jockstrap

  27. OFCOURSE NOT!!
    You love FAGGOT-humor, folks?

  28. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    WHITE MEN WOULD HIT HER BEFORE THEY HIT KIM BECAUSE THEY ARE GAY. I HATE YOU WHITE MEN, HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU FIND THIS TYPE OF BODY ATTRACTIVE.

    THROW SOME FAKE BREASTS ON HER AND SHE IS PERFECT FOR YOU.

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  29. THAT_GIRL_JENN

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    WHITE MEN WOULD HIT HER BEFORE THEY HIT KIM BECAUSE THEY ARE GAY. I HATE YOU WHITE MEN, HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU FIND THIS TYPE OF BODY ATTRACTIVE.

    THROW SOME FAKE BREASTS ON HER AND SHE IS PERFECT FOR YOU.

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  30. Jacq

    what’s up with the shot of her looking horrified as he grabs her crotch!? What happened to the time when every comment in a thread was funny?

  31. lola

    I dunno.. She isn’t anorexic skinny. I am tiny too and I eat 2000 – 3000 calories a day.

  32. friendlyfires

    1.) They ARE engaged and Papa Brady is fullofcowmanure.
    2.) Tom Brady is so Brokeback Mountain it is far from funny. Does Giselle know and approve or is she really that dense? Sham engagement, sham marriage. You read it here first.
    3.) UGH! A homeless creep in the bus station just pulled down his pajama bottoms and started masturbating … no, no, no, it’s only Eric Schaeffer trying to impress … anyone. Is it any WONDER he isn’t married yet?

  33. F-Obama

    I’d fuck her til my dick fell off, then I’d eat my dick to taste her some more.. hypothetically speaking…

  34. She looks wonderful,,,if her motto is no holes barred in the bedroom( and you know those brazillians) i would propose too…

  35. that dude looks gay ,sure she hasnt picked the wrong dude

  36. werwer

    Great body, bad face.

  37. Mistik

    She has undeniably a super model body. That’s all..
    As for her face?
    Her face sux!! She looks like a freaking tranny.. In fact, one can only wonder how the f**k did she became a dam super model with that face.. There are millions of amazingly gorgeous models out there..but guess what; we’ll never know about them..
    anyways. I don’t really care about these 2 ppl

  38. Mistik

    Oh and yea.. I wouldn’t mind having her dress (shorter tho..).Much shorter :)

  39. Mistik

    #31
    how in the hell do you eat 2000-3000 cal a day and still be skinny??
    Unless you are an athlete or maybe you eat 2000-3000 cal of green apples, berries and pineapples.. hmmm, expalin

  40. Folsom

    I love gisele and all but wtf happened to her face in these pics. She looks like a witch here.

  41. Valerie

    The dress is very original–I’ve never really seen one quite like it, although I don’t like the color–it would be better in black or white. I’ve always admired her body, especially her lower back and ass–I definitely wouldn’t mind having a backbody like that! I’m relatively fit but I have some cute love handles back there, heh heh. But yeah, her face is beautiful in some pictures, odd in others, but that’s a supermodel for ya–they’re supposed to be kinda weird looking, which is probably why she makes millions and millions of dollars–hate her or not, truth is, she’s a FUCKIN’ BALLA 10,000 times more than any of her haters, so jokes on you!

  42. I do not think its true. Every 6 months there seems to be a Tom Brady wedding rumors. Maybe Giselle wanted to settle down and having kids, or his legs and his football career is not really therapy, if started over.

Leave A Comment