Gisele Bundchen & Tom Brady get engaged – but not really
New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady reportedly proposed to supermodel Gisele Bundchen on a private plane Christmas Eve, according to TMZ:
Our sources say Brady, who is famous for his QB skills and running errands for Gisele, proposed on a private jet that took off from Teterboro Airport in New Jersey and landed in Boston. There were four dozen white roses on board, as well as champagne.
However, Tom’s dad is telling the Boston Globe there is no engagement:
“We don’t know a thing about it,” Tom’s dad told us yesterday. “Nobody told me. We talked to him and there’s nothing to say. It’s rumor, rumor, rumor. It must be a slow news day.”
Of course, Tom’s dad could just be creating smoke and mirrors, so I better have sex with Gisele Bundchen just to be sure – and for the sake of journalism. Because, dammit, the people have a right to know! God, I’m selfless.