Gisele Bundchen Shits All Over The Patriots

February 6th, 2012 // 57 Comments
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“Shh… Shh… Now you listen to me, Tom Brady. There’s one thing you’ll always have that no one can ever take.”
“My waterslide? And what do you mean ‘take?’ Ohmygod, is it in trouble?!”

Because Gisele Bundchen‘s friends and family in Brazil speak a strange, non-American tongue, God didn’t hear their prayers which caused Tom Brady to lose the Super Bowl last night and a furious Gisele to take her anger out on his teammates. TMZ reports:

On her way out of the stadium last night, the supermodel was heckled by New York Giants fans … one who screamed, “Eli owns your husband.”
Gisele didn’t shout back … but turned to a friend and said, “My husband can not fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”

In Gisele Bundchen’s defense, the Patriots did drop a shit-ton of balls, but in their defense, it’s kind of hard to see when a bright blinding light keeps shining in their eyes yelling, “You will answer for Tebow, blasphemer!”

Photos: Getty


  1. EricLr

    If he wants them to catch better, maybe he should throw the balls at their chests and not at random people in the stands.

  2. Bob

    haha so the blame game starts, Learn how to lose assholes! Its all billy cundiff’s fault anyway damn asshole

  3. Gisele Bundchen Comforting Tom Brady
    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    Who’s that dude Brady is looking straight in the eyes?

  4. David Letterman

    I’m free Thursday if she wants to shit on anyone else, I’m very descreet.

  5. The Royal Penis

    There were a lot of dropped balls that should have been caught…but I saw Brady twice throw balls behind Branch while he was on the run.

    Lot’s of blame to go around everywhere frankly. But it makes sense that Brady’s twat is upset over it too.

  6. Good Luck Charlie

    She seems to really love her husband. It’s very sweet actually. Most celebs are so controlled and soulless. It’s nice to see one that is acting human and endearing.

  7. Gisele Bundchen Comforting Tom Brady
    Commented on this photo:

    Gisele actually knows that the person who throws the ball isn’t the same person who catches it. That puts her knowledge of football well ahead of most women…and most of players on the New England Patriots team.

  8. JC

    “Oh, my sweet Tommy, I feel your pain. Since you have had such a hard day, tonight I will not wear the strap on.”

  9. julie

    If I were his teammates I would bitch her out right back. It’s apparent that her and her husband are not team players and need to get off their high horses

  10. Mitch

    Gisele looks like a man. baby!

  11. loser

    i lost too! :(

    i lost my remote.
    and my pen.
    and my umm flash drive thing.
    and my apt key.
    (which i have since found but it was lost at one time.)
    and my cell phone.
    and my puppy.
    and my other puppy.

  12. Gisele Bundchen Comforting Tom Brady
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Life…..a few winners, a whole lotta losers.
    Enjoy the off season on your waterslide and supermodel wife.

  13. Hey Soos

    She’s Manny the Tranny

  14. Drundel

    Wes Welker cost them the game.

  15. Smapdi

    Must rich, beautiful, over-priviliged people be made to suffer in this way, by not getting even more money and becoming more priviliged? Oh justice, have you abandoned us all!?!

    • Beautiful? Giselle is just flat out ugly; not as ugly as Madonna yet.

      • Eddie Baby

        She’s got a big honker and she’s going to start looking like a wicked witch in 10 or 15 years. I don’t know where Tom Brady was on the supermodel wife draft board, but she would not be my first round pick. She must have a lot of intangibles.

    • dooood

      on that note. eli should give cruuuuz the sportscar.
      eli deserves the MVP sure. but cmon, he’s rich, he got whips and he’ll never have to buy another beer ever again in new york.
      + doesn’t he have a thing w toyota?
      give cruuuz the wheels!

  16. Steelerchick

    No!! Don’t take away his waterslide…..

  17. Gisele Bundchen Comforting Tom Brady
    Commented on this photo:

    Yikes, someone isn’t aging well…

  18. Gisele Bundchen Comforting Tom Brady
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “I just…..I just feel nothing. I have been, and always will be, devoid of human emotion.”

  19. Alex

    Don’t know what the problem is?! Giselle was right on the money! For the money those guys get paid they shouldn’t be dropping balls!

  20. cc

    If he was smart, he’d play the ‘thrice daily fellatio is the only thing that will make me feel better’ card.

  21. milt

    poor Gisbag , God only granted 99 of her 100 wishes this year

  22. Giselle !

    Ever heard her being interviewed on a talk show?

    Answer =Gross.
    She sounds like a narcisitic , self centered, naggy wife & weirdo…Plus, she has this screechy, cigarette smoker’s voice! And her interview answers are always so dense…As though she has no education, no common sense, no intelligence!…Basically, she comes off as a “dumb blonde”.

    But, good thing she has nice long legs going for her, because that’s about all she has !
    Sorry Giselle, but it’s true!

  23. The Cynic

    This is why women should STFU about things they have no comprehension of. Esp. Brazillian models. That was a very difficult pass to catch that Welker dropped. Certainly not Tommy’s best. There were a few others dropped that were also thrown behind receivers. The blame could be laid on both Brady and receivers. Now Tom has to man up and apologize to the whole team for his wife’s big, stupid mouth. And she also stopped being hot about 10 years ago. She’s no Stephanie Seymour.

  24. j.j.

    please talk about balls some more, giselle.

  25. j.j.

    yoko bundchen

  26. m.d.

    That’s a whole lotta high cheek bone.

  27. Gisele Bundchen Comforting Tom Brady
    Commented on this photo:

    you guys r dumbasses, she’s so hot and he gets to fuck that every nite. plus she stands up for him.

  28. Gisele Bundchen Comforting Tom Brady
    Commented on this photo:

    Who is this mum talking to her mentally challenged son?

  29. Gisele Bundchen Comforting Tom Brady
    Commented on this photo:

    I have huuuuge head right now.

  30. Gisele Bundchen Comforting Tom Brady
    Commented on this photo:

    Awww too fucking bad that her little Tommy and his team got beat again by the G-Men. Cry me a fucking river bitch!

  31. Gisele Bundchen Comforting Tom Brady
    Commented on this photo:

    SHE IS TOTALLY RIGHT! those receivers get paid MILLIONS to run and catch a ball. On a passing team, guess what? YOU HAVE TO CATCH THE BALL. Aaron Hernandez, Wes Welker, and Co. dropped easy passes. Eli threw some OFF passes, but guess what? The NYG receivers CAUGHT THEM! GOOD FOR YOU Gisele for speaking your mind. A close game like that and those costly drops costed them.

    • Bloody Mess

      tru dat!

    • ian

      No one is saying she isn’t right. Having said that, she needs to know when to talk and when to shut her mouth. You dont think the recievers already know that shit? Or the fact that she didnt mention the little safety Brady backed himself into? Convenient.

  32. Gisele Bundchen Comforting Tom Brady
    Mary Seiler
    Commented on this photo:

    So she loves her husband, what she said was not meant to be
    heard by anyone but hecklers from the giant fans.
    Every man should have a wife like that!
    Go Tom and have more babies!

  33. DeCe

    gisele did not mention any names, it’s the media who are pointing fingers and naming names about those responsible for the loss. they are hippocrites and cowards hiding behind a woman. she was speaking to a friend and not anyones else. i doubt she meant to hurt anyone but welker knows her very well ,they all hang out together, i doubt he takes her comments seriously. it was more an comment more than an accusation . and if tom is angry, i might remind him of how she stood beside him through all bridgets ‘crap and how she took more heat than him…and still does! and she never complained publicly. i want also mention in 2008 superbowl, eli threw a lousy throw, and tyries had to jump high and stretch himself out ,but he caught it. it just shows eli is not perfect ,only he has players to back him up when he’s not!

    • 339-Hakeem Jacobs

      #24-Kyle Arrington is most person to lead in interceptions in his career, but, end up returning to this team pending on his contract. Wes Welker of #83, his contract will end up moving him into different team, that end up leaving Deion Branch and Aaron Hernandez granted to stay with NE Patriots.

  34. annon

    ask bridget moynahan , what? that tom didn’t come out and tell the media on how she deceived and betrayed him? or how she imposed her will on him by going off the pill without telling him? or how she portrayed herself as a victim, and pimped out her newborn to get the media and public to shame and force him into marrying her? well i guess tom knew her the best and none of that worked. because the person who stood by him and took the same hits as him, the love of his love and she is still standing by him, no matter what. she is the one he married, the love of his life. say what you want about her , but she is loyal , and defends him no matter what you all throw at her.

  35. Srijit

    I think Gisele was talking about moerths who do not breast-feed because they do not want too (in order to preserve their breast beauty, for example). As she is a top model, and taken as an example for many people, she tried to convince people how important it is.I don’t think she is stupid. I think that you must be top intelligent to become a mega top model and earn much more money than we would only dream about.

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