Gisele Bundchen in a Bikini

The Superficial | March 7, 2011 - 1:30 am

While last week ended with Charlie Sheen and Mike Huckabee battling for Crazy Talk Throne, it seems only fair that this one should start with a supermodel in a bikini, thus restoring balance to the site. So here’s Gisele Bundchen vacationing in Brazil yesterday with Tom Brady who I took the liberty of also posting pictures of because I honestly can’t decide who’s more strikingly feminine. Seriously, if somebody put a gun to my head and forced me to choose, I’d probably say, “I dunno, the girl,” then jump out a window before anyone realized that wasn’t a real choice. And I’m not just saying that because I wish my hair had that level of body and shine. — He’s using her conditioner isn’t he? That has to be it…

Photos: Pacific Coast News, Splash News