Gisele Bundchen Hurt The Patriots’ Feelings

February 6th, 2012 // 74 Comments
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And Maria Menounos just made them commit suicide.

As the New England Patriots try to figure out how the hell they lost another Super Bowl to the Giants, perhaps they should look into how a team of grown men are apparently delicate flowers who can’t handle one stick-thin supermodel making a legitimate statement. Just seems like a good place to start. TMZ reports:

Sources tell TMZ, the teammates are “disappointed” Gisele decided to air her grievances after the game last night — when she said, “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”
According to sources, Tom’s teammates feel betrayed by Gisele’s behavior — the Pats organization is a brotherhood and Gisele’s pot shot violated the code — which is basically … win as a team, lose as a team.
As one source put it, “It’s like knocking someone when they are down.”

See? Look what you did, Gisele Bundchen, you big bully. Kicking a poor defenseless team of muscular athletes when they’re already feeling self-conscious. Some of them could’ve been on their period! But, no, you didn’t think about that, did you? It’s all about Gisele and how Gisele’s feeling. Well, there’s a code, lady. “No hurting fee-fees after game day.” Now hand over your Patriot seat-warmer. We earn things on this team.

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  1. rican

    She’s a whiner, like Brady

    • GeorgeWBush

      Don’t you mean “Winner!”

      Bet Brady’s glad he dumped Bridget Moynahan for her…best decision of his life.

      • The New York Football Giants

        belichick looks like dan halen from squidbillies.

        giselle might be wrong to talk shit but her opinions are’t that far from reality and she’s supposed to have waterslide boy’s back

    • n/a

      I think B.B. needs to part ways. Hire Gisele. P.S. Is it just me, or does Bill Belichick remind you of the Coach in Varsity Blues?

    • Artofwar

      …Usually I agree with you Fish. However, on this one you need to STFU–you are out of your league.

      This over the hill panty model should have kept her “long tooth” mouth shut.

      If any of you have ever played team sports which I highly doub,t you would know that indeed there is a code. Win as a team, lose as a team– period.

      Wives, girlfriend, side chicks, and all other vagina owners, should keep her delusional opinions to themselves.

      This is how teams become alienated by players allowing their female pump-toys to wedge animosity amongst players.

      And any player that doesn’t keep his skeet-bucket in line– probably has a bigger vagina than the one between the legs of his human dick glove….Artofwar

  2. WhiteChick

    Brains and beauty, I love her…

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    I’m fairly certain that the only person involved with the Patriots that makes more money annually than Giselle actually owns the team.

    She can tell them all, including Water Slide Boy, to suck a giant cock. Oh wait, he already did last night.

  4. Maria Menounos Bikini Giants
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    Maria is stunning. She shoulda wore the bikini bottoms with the lip-showing gape though.

  5. Maria Menounos Bikini Giants
    eatme
    Commented on this photo:

    …lol, bodylanguage.

  6. Didn’t she just say this to a friend, unaware that it was being caught on tape? I don’t think that qualifies as “airing her grievances.”

    • LittleMo

      Actually she said it in the lobby, in front of an elevator, to some Giants’ fans who were heckling her. HOWEVER, considering that NE thought they had this one sewn up and just had to go pick up their ball so they could go home, I’m doubly glad they lost. I wonder who Gisele thought was to blame for Tom’s throw to nobody at mid field – maybe she thought Casper the Friendly Ghost was supposed to ride in with Tinkerbell and Peter Pan and catch it. Must be as there were no Pats receivers anywhere near where the ball landed. Or how about Tom’s other boner that resulsted in a NYG toudchdown ? GB has no friends among the wives and families of other team members and that says something not very good about her. She’s arrogant and thinks she’s better than anyone else.

      • teetee

        i so agree with you…..she is a fading, bt unattradtiven= model with bad nose and boob job,,
        white trash german from brasil who is just more white trash in america

  7. Mando

    And the Gods we were appealing to with our prayers? Didn’t mean shit cause his team mates can’t catch? oh you south american rake

  8. Cock Dr

    Well….was she right? Was the loss not at all the waterslide baby’s fault?

  9. hmna

    I see Giselle “Yoko Ono” Bundchen strikes again.

  10. EricLr

    That team really needs to hire some males.

  11. Maria Menounos Bikini Giants
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    The woman is posing in a bikini, in Times Square, in the middle of winter…she’s obviously not being sought out for her insightful commentary.

  12. E.E. Cummings

    I’d fuck her.

    • pornstar

      oh. ok good. you would? Great, she’ll love to hear that. Hold on, she said that’s great, she hated dating successful men anyway…Take off the UPS uniform, and she’ll be right with you…

      *BLACK WOMAN SLAP*

  13. Dayum!!!!!!!!!! Maria is looking good in that bikini!

  14. it had to be said

    “It’s like kicking someone when they’re down.”

    Down picking up a dropped football? Ay-O!

  15. Daniel Radcliffe, Maria Menounos—Lopez doesn’t care who he dimples at, does he?

  16. Maria Menounos Bikini Giants
    skunk
    Commented on this photo:

    i’d busta nut

  17. Maria Menounos Bikini Giants
    tlmck
    Commented on this photo:

    Yo LeAnn Rimes! This is how you rock a bikini!

  18. Dink Lincoln

    The Patriots players are such a close knit group that their periods have synchronized. They lost yesterday because all their pussies hurt.

  19. Maria Menounos Bikini Giants
    Jam
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. Now THAT looks good.

  20. Maria Menounos Bikini Giants
    The Pope
    Commented on this photo:

    Mario: How about you, me, and your friend here go back to my hotel room…then you make yourself scarce.

  21. Maria Menounos Bikini Giants
    The Pope
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    Well he just blew his chances with the fat one, but the one on the far left would do him.

  22. Deacon Jones

    What does this girl supposedly “do” for a living? I mean, officially.

    And man, the Pats fucking blow. Oh, and so do the fucking Giants.

    • jumpin_j

      Yeah, the Giants blow all the way to be WORLD CHAMPS. Deal with it.

      • fartofwart

        Know what’s really funny? Tebow threw for more yards vs. the Squealers (number one defense, btw) with only 10 completions, than either Manning or Lady…um, Brady, each of which had about 30. Ha-ha [in Nelson voice] to the haters
        Yeah, really thrilling. A SB chock full of dump passes and slants. Fasten your seat belts! The catch by Manningham was the play of the game, meaning THE play of the game. The only one worth a damn.
        Snoozefest, interrupted by an amalgam of twisted Kabbalah ceremony…fartofwart

  23. Yeah, Giselle!! That damn receiver that clanked dear little Tommy’s first pass of the game should be taken out and shot.

    • Dink Lincoln

      If the entire losing team was taken out and shot it would make these Superbowls a lot more interesting.

  24. dooood

    the giants are #1!!!!
    BIG BLUE WRECKIN CREW FUCKIN G MEN YEEAAAAAAAAA!!!
    ELI MANNING 2 TIME SUPER BOWL MVP CHAMPION!!!!

    maybe if the pats could learn how to properly execute the hail mary or the one handed helmet catch
    instead of the let them score play or the 50 yard pass to nobody at all, waterslide boy coulda had a
    shot at ring #4

    YOU’RE MY BOY BLUE!!!!!!

  25. The Royal Penis

    Wow….Gisele is making the Patriots look gay now….just like her husband.

    I’ll bet she could have caught those passes and that Welker and Branch dropped.

  26. Mandy

    I don’t follow football news or supermodel news, but I thought it was pretty obvious she was just mouthing back to someone who blamed Tom Brady for the entire team’s loss. Gisele wasn’t bad mouthing the Patriots at all – she was just saying it’s not only Brady’s fault.

    • LittleMo

      Are you nuts? Didn’t you see the video and hear her? She directly blamed the receivers – saying Tom couldn’t f**cking throw the ball and catch the f***ing ball. She said she couldn’t believe they dropped so many passes. And she wasn’t saying it wasn’t just Brady’s fault – she was saying it wasn’t Brady’s fault at all.

  27. Maria Menounos Bikini Giants
    Gree
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    that’s a nice tw@$

  28. 333-Cody Mackie

    New York Giants, damn, they deserve to win the superbowl, since 2008, Hakeem Nicks the killer of the plays and also Manningham, geez, that dude did the similar move and catch since David Tyree in 2008, familiar winning fashion, the defense was a tear, Justin Tuck and Jason Pierre-Paul.

  29. Maria Menounos Bikini Giants
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    Oh, come on now. That’s not a microphone. Are we not even going to try and pretend anymore?

  30. forrest gump

    ……………HANG THE POPE?

  31. Maria Menounos Bikini Giants
    tlmck
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    The dude in the glasses just finished.

  32. Sean

    Bundchen is a clueless narcissist all the way. Plus she has a history of insulting others in a passive agressive way, saying that she feels that the son Brady and Bridget Moynahan had together is “100 % mine.”

    The Chicago Sun Times is also reporting that the other Patriot wives can’t stand her:

  33. Maria Menounos Bikini Giants
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    “I’ve conquered my heterosexuality! No reaction at all. It’s like looking at a size 0 fridge!”

  34. Jerry

    Gisele may have been compelled to defend Tom, but in this case, She should have kept her “fucking” mouth shut. Am sure the players did not miss a catch intentionally, sometimes shit happens. We all know how well the Pats can play as a team.Unfortunately for the Pats, the Giants committed fewest errors…… Gronk was not up to par….otherwise he would have been a constant Brady target……the Pats pass coverage had much to be desired……let’s move on and rebuild for next year!! At least we got to the “Bowl”…and finished a respectable 2nd….

  35. epik

    I’m a Giants fan. Happy they won. She has a point though. Brady was throwing perfect passes that were bouncing off of the hands of his professional receivers…. If someone pays you millions of dollars to catch fucking footballs, and you can’t catch a fucking football, then deal with it.

    • LittleMo

      No, she doesn’ t have a point because Tom made some serious bone-headed mistakes himself. The touchback to start off the game – nice way to start things off. And the intentional grounding to mid field. Who was Tom supposedly aiming at? There wasn’t a Pats receiver in sight, TB just threw it anyway. Or was Peter Pan supposed to fly in on Tinkerball and grab it?

  36. GOD WOULD I LOVE TO SINK MY TEETH INTO THAT M&M!!!

  37. Buddy the Elf

    Someone please stab Mario in the eye.
    What a worthless Mangina that dude is.

  38. Steelerchick

    She’s 100% right!!

  39. Maria Menounos Bikini Giants
    tad
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    really froghammer? i was just feeling the opposite. thinking why does the chick, who is bland and textbook looks turn me on so much? why do i desire somebody that is not interesting, so much?!! i think she’s perfect.

  40. Horrified

    it wasn’t smart to say it out loud, but let’s face it: she doesn’t get hired for her brains….

  41. Maria Menounos Bikini Giants
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    bet your husband can throw the ball and get a safety at the same time though

  42. Maria Menounos Bikini Giants
    The Everlasting Know-it-all
    Commented on this photo:

    Bangin. Absolutely bangin.

    • Domo

      there should be a wirdlwode law enforcing breast feeding which is way beyond just saying women should try to breastfeed . Surely no-one outside a lunatic fringe actually believes they should enforce it by law?And anyway: why should women do a particular thing just because they happen to think it’s right? What right does anyone have to tell anyone what to do in these matters? Millions of kids have grown up without ever tasting a drop of mum’s milk to absolutely no detriment.

  43. Maria Menounos Bikini Giants
    Soviet Snow
    Commented on this photo:

    Double penetration. A little dark meat with a nicely brazed slab of meat.

  44. Maria Menounos Bikini Giants
    tod
    Commented on this photo:

    i cant stop staring at the bottoms

  45. Maria Menounos Bikini Giants
    Nice
    Commented on this photo:

    “No hurting fee-fees after game day.” Fucken fantastic! I so needed that LOL!

  46. Maria Menounos Bikini Giants
    technut
    Commented on this photo:

    I see some labia with the zoom, yum yum.

  47. Maria Menounos Bikini Giants
    Grand Poobah
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    I like the way she is holding the double-ender…Freudian?

  48. Maria Menounos Bikini Giants
    Grand Poobah
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    she looks great I think, what a change from most of the skanks here fish

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