Gina Gershon is Sarah Palin as you’ve never seen her before! (Not counting the Internet)

September 11th, 2008 // 152 Comments

Gina Gershon stars in a spoof campaign video released today for McCain running mate Governor Sarah Palin. If you haven’t seen it, I don’t want to give away the ending but Gina Gershon strips down to a bikini and fires a shotgun. Somebody get this woman an Oscar. All of them. In the meantime, I wrote a blurb for the DVD cover:

“I laughed till I cried. Then I laughed some more – followed by more crying then laughing. Then I did what I call a ‘cry-augh.’ At which point I felt confident my co-workers couldn’t figure out I was masturbating.” – The Superficial Writer

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  1. venomhed

    Hey Larry Jones – Why don’t you show us a nig that doesn’t fit the stereotype. Now that would be wonderful.

    Good luck… nigger

  2. Sarah Palin wants to wage war with Russia...

    …just to remind you dullards that we are running out of natural resources and are now set to challenge Russia’s hegemony over the Caspian Sea. Good idea, they only got like 10,000 nuclear warheads.
    This woman is a mindless right wing radical retard. (I keep forgetting just how dim-witted the average American really is after all)
    This cunt says what she is told to say for sensational effect. And nothing more.

  3. Ferdinand Narcos

    I am amazed so many right wingers have taken so much time from their boy-fucking activities to weigh in here.

  4. JoshA

    That’s Gershon’s biggest role in years…or at least the one seen by the most people.

    But in the future, could we refrain from the political stuff? Seriously, I come here to get away from it.

  5. Flip

    To Christina the proud redneck woman… you’re absolutely right, I should run for President as apparently anyone can get elected in this wretched country as long as you’re rich like me… maybe as long as the president is filthy rich their decisions won’t based on what benefits Halliburton/ChoicePoint/Blackwater/MBNA… yeah look it up,

    By the way, I never said “dumb Southern Rednecks.” I said “right-wing hicks”… meaning that left-wing hicks are OK! Also, foreigners don’t knock down our political system, but rather the absence of… ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WHETHER FOR OBAMA OR MCCAIN MUST REALIZE THAT, YOUR VOTES DON’T REALLY COUNT… yeah I said it. YOU LIVE IN A PLUTOCRACY (look it up)…

    Oh and Christina, my children attend a private school on the upper east side… don’t you watch “Gossip Girl”? What schools do you think the Bush’s, Obama’s, Clinton’s and Kennedy’s went?

    I would still lick you silly though.

  6. Bemused

    Actually, Gina, Obama went to two colleges, not one. And what was the name of that great movie you made with Elizabeth Berkeley?

  7. George

    GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

    Gerson is soooo NASTY looking but seriously, just saw some of the ABC Palin interview. Palin is stupid and apparently not at all introspective. She’s so dumb, she doesn’t even know that she is stupid. So arrogant and/or power hungry that she did not question her LACK of basic geopolitical knowledge. She doesn’t even realize that understanding global politics is a prerequisite for VP position. Hell, she doesn’t even know domestic policies (i.e Bush’s policies).

    Oh yeah, and Gina Gershon is NASTY!

    OBAMA/BIDEN 08!

  8. Not Gina Gershon

    There is one thing that Gina Gershon can do that you can’t – -

    – - have sex with Gina Gershon.

  9. Jimbo

    @93

    There’s a difference between going to Harvard and barely graduating because your daddy is rich (Bush) and graduating Magna Cume Laude after being raised by a single mom (Obama). And then there’s McCain who only graduated from the naval academy (5th worst in his class) because his daddy was an admiral…. which is also the only reason they didn’t kill his silver-spoon fed ass when he was captured (he admits it in his book!). And Obama is supposed to be the elitist? Why the hell do you poor ass hicks keep voting for these blue-blood bastards? Is McCain secretly promising to give everyone rich beauty queen wives to leach off of? He’s really good at finding those…

  10. Annoyed, bored

    dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever seen, man, what a waste of fucking time. I come here to be entertained motherfuckers, fuck this site, I’m never coming here again.

  11. Annoyed, bored

    dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever seen, man, what a waste of fucking time. I come here to be entertained motherfuckers, fuck this site, I’m never coming here again.

  12. Annoyed, bored

    dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever seen, man, what a waste of fucking time. I come here to be entertained motherfuckers, fuck this site, I’m never coming here again.

  13. yeah ok

    I wanted it to be funny but it wasn’t. She looks great though.

  14. Good Morning...losers

    Vote McCain/Palin for all kinds of war! Tough little lady (dumb cunt) wants to go to war with Russia!

  15. Chelle

    I’m disappointed. That wasn’t funny at all. I’m kind of surprised that Gina Gershon lent her talent to something that low-budget.

  16. simon

    Not even a little bit funny. If someone depicted an african american who looks like Obama eating fried chicken republicans would be called racists. But putting Palin in a bikini isn’t sexist. If you are a woman and find this funny you’re a friggin moron.

  17. whataho

    what does she say at the end before shooting? “I got some ??? to do” is that hunting or what? can’t understand it.

  18. wait, isn’t Gina Gershon dead?

    Oops! I confused her with her career.

    What an annoying cunt.

  19. Yep…..Just another no talent ass clown

  20. blondie

    Not funny. At all.

  21. wadsworth

    That just wasn’t funny. Kind of like the idea that Palin could end up our President.

  22. Bum

    The end was funny.

    There was one part factually wrong however. Obama went to Occidental College in Los Angeles before trasferring to and graduating from Columbia. That’s 2 colleges not counting law school.

  23. Amanda

    MCCAIN PALIN 08

  24. Come and show it to us in “BAJA BEACH CLUB”, rotterdam, Netherlands!!

  25. Mellow

    HaHa! Made me Giggle. Can’t anyone take a joke?!! HaHa

  26. tarts n' cream

    The video was freakin funny. Are 99% of the people who post on this site really so stupid that they can’t appreciate spot-on satirical humor? You should at least appreciate this video since it proves that Gina Gershon is actually a talented actress. If you want to bitch and moan about sexism, try taking aim at the beauty queen’s own kind as they shelter her from those tough, tough questions and the evil, evil reporters who have the audacity to ask them. Looks like The Lipstick needs a little more pitbull!

  27. snyggast

    Four more years of Cowboy Diplomacy pleaaaase!!
    I love watching war on CNN and MSNBC. We need to attack Russia!! as Palin wants to do!

  28. Profit

    Well at least the closing line was funny… the rest was crap

  29. I'm Obama

    Might have been funny if she were completely naked. Otherwise, not too funny.

  30. Jimmy

    You are so full of sheet

    You dont even know how to hold a gun

    Hope you do better with p enis

  31. pips

    #128 has it. That should have been a lot funnier. And what’s she doing in Anchorage?

    Keep watching, one day someone’s going to nail that broad to the wall but good.

  32. American Girl

    She’s come undone….like her leader…Bamb!!! ha ha ha lol lol…the Dems are good humor and it’s just so enjoyable watching the party implode. And notice how Bambi’s face has been getting all contorted and red lately..he’s burnin up inside folks and slowly roting from the inside. LOVE IT.

    LOVE SARAH – YOU GO GIRL!!!

  33. American Girl

    She’s come undone….like her leader…Bamb!!! ha ha ha lol lol…the Dems are good humor and it’s just so enjoyable watching the party implode. And notice how Bambi’s face has been getting all contorted and red lately..he’s burnin up inside folks and slowly roting from the inside. LOVE IT.

    LOVE SARAH – YOU GO GIRL!!!

  34. American Girl

    She’s come undone….like her leader…Bamb!!! ha ha ha lol lol…the Dems are good humor and it’s just so enjoyable watching the party implode. And notice how Bambi’s face has been getting all contorted and red lately..he’s burnin up inside folks and slowly roting from the inside. LOVE IT.

    LOVE SARAH – YOU GO GIRL!!!

  35. American Girl

    She’s come undone….like her leader…Bamb!!! ha ha ha lol lol…the Dems are good humor and it’s just so enjoyable watching the party implode. And notice how Bambi’s face has been getting all contorted and red lately..he’s burnin up inside folks and slowly roting from the inside. LOVE IT.

    LOVE SARAH – YOU GO GIRL!!!

  36. American Girl

    She’s come undone….like her leader…Bamb!!! ha ha ha lol lol…the Dems are good humor and it’s just so enjoyable watching the party implode. And notice how Bambi’s face has been getting all contorted and red lately..he’s burnin up inside folks and slowly roting from the inside. LOVE IT.

    LOVE SARAH – YOU GO GIRL!!!

  37. American Girl

    She’s come undone….like her leader…Bamb!!! ha ha ha lol lol…the Dems are good humor and it’s just so enjoyable watching the party implode. And notice how Bambi’s face has been getting all contorted and red lately..he’s burnin up inside folks and slowly roting from the inside. LOVE IT.

    LOVE SARAH – YOU GO GIRL!!!

  38. jim

    Gina needs to shut up, get back into Showgirls shape and show her tits again.

  39. KG

    Funy or die? I hope this doesn’t mean Gina’s going to die because I’m still waiting to Striptease 2.

  40. KG

    Funy or die? I hope this doesn’t mean Gina’s going to die because I’m still waithing to Striptease 2.

  41. WOW

    That was more like “scary funny”…normally I like to laugh at spoofs but, it was so true it actually scared the shiat out of me.

  42. ....

    #132. American Girl
    “LOVE SARAH – YOU GO GIRL!!!”

    Oh Christ. Now we have ghetto rhetoric. We are doomed.

  43. Dimpled Lover

    I never care what an actor thinks, they are pathetic posers who spend their lives mimicking others. They are talking mimes.

    Sarah Palin is a class act. A great woman of character and values. The Democrats are frightened by the fact that they picked a feminine man with no accomplishments. Obama is less of a man than Sarah Palin.

  44. hmmm

    @143. Dimpled Lover
    “Obama is less of a man than Sarah Palin.”

    So Sarah Palin is a man? Gross.

  45. I see another Bush situation possibly happening especially if they’re already making fun of Palin in this way. It’s not going to work out.

  46. Magic Johnson

    I think the HIV is starting to eat away at Gina’s little brain.

  47. jeff3

    Sarah palin absolutly rocks. I enjoy hollywood getting all bent out of shape as much as I like her.

  48. jeff3

    Sarah palin absolutly rocks. I enjoy hollywood getting all bent out of shape as much as I like her.

  49. What’s funny about this? Thanks to Gina Gershon and Matt Damon, I am now leaning towards Sarah Palin.

    Go Sarah! Go!

  50. What’s funny about this? Thanks to Gina Gershon and Matt Damon, I am now leaning towards Sarah Palin.

    Go Sarah! Go!

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