Gina Gershon is Sarah Palin as you’ve never seen her before! (Not counting the Internet)

September 11th, 2008 // 152 Comments

Gina Gershon stars in a spoof campaign video released today for McCain running mate Governor Sarah Palin. If you haven’t seen it, I don’t want to give away the ending but Gina Gershon strips down to a bikini and fires a shotgun. Somebody get this woman an Oscar. All of them. In the meantime, I wrote a blurb for the DVD cover:

“I laughed till I cried. Then I laughed some more – followed by more crying then laughing. Then I did what I call a ‘cry-augh.’ At which point I felt confident my co-workers couldn’t figure out I was masturbating.” – The Superficial Writer

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  1. Flair

    Stupid. Nice body, even though that’s all she’s got to offer.
    BTW, when did Palin get a southern accent? Also, learn how to hold a gun.

  2. Karen

    #50 – you’re thinking of John McCain, he’s hoping his Viagra really kicks in one of these nights on the campaign trail with Sarah Palin. At this point, he’s not the only one forgetting his name.

  3. EuroNeckPain

    Actually, for some reason I imagine that Lara Croft and Sarah Palin have much in common, like the attitude towards ancient monuments – the heritage of humanity. Who cares, huh, it is not American, just useless old stones. Museums can be loitered, it doesn’t matter, as long as oil wells are protected, remember ?

  4. j

    1 college huh…

  5. Rick

    I wonder if McCain will stand behind Palin at the debates, like he does on the campaign trail in his current incarnation as Cindy McCain. Because otherwise, people will be reminded that they’re voting not for the MILF with the the big tits and the bright Jesusfreak eyes, but for the confused old man who struggles mightily to say anything of substance – or even anything that isn’t self-contradictory – when trying to answer basic questions about the economy, jobs, failing financial institutions, and mortgage foreclosures. He’ll look as confused by technical questions as, say, George Bush. But that turned out ok, didn’t it?

  6. #40….. Making up stories?! Obama admitted to his flagrant drug use in his memoirs. The Right Wingers don’t have to make up the ridiculous things that Obama has done… we just copy and paste it out of his own stupid book for the public to see.

  7. Flip

    # 44 meant “reproductive”, not productive… you’ll have to excuse him, but he’s happy to “earn his money” pumping gas for the cars of those who actually went to college… like Obama.

    Do any of you dumb right-wing hicks know that “fiscal responsibility” in Republican means no money for education or healthcare? You probably don’t care as it is obvious by your teeth, body odor and spelling capabilities.

    I’d like to see the South rise again just so I can have an excuse to shoot me some rednecks… Yee-motherfucking-haw!

  8. Jethro

    While I appreciate the humor factor, it was a lame attempt at best.

    It’s funny watching those in the Obama camp on the defensive.

  9. truth

    The Palin phenomenon, and the sudden defensiveness of the Obama camp (correct you are, Jethro), proves one thing: if Hillary weren’t so homely, she’d be the Democratic nominee. Who knew that a hard-talkin’ MILF could connect so intensely with so many people, despite having a checkered-at-best record during a short career as a pork-barrel politician? Hillary does the hard-talkin’ thing for sure, but coming from such a cankly cuntface you really have to believe in her work to respond positively, everything else is sorta repulsive. She criticized Obama for exactly the same stuff as Palin for much longer and the only media response she got was “when are you going to admit you can’t win and drop out?” Now, the media is in a death match with itself to get her on camera so that the ratings will spike through the roof. The key point: the audience would be vastly smaller for a radio interview with Palin.

  10. quake

    Gina will still be sexy at 100.

  11. havoc

    Isn’t Gina Gershon fucking Bill Clinton?

    .

  12. Brad Pharquarson

    I think it’s funny that they had to get someone as hot as Gina Gershon to play Palin. Who would play Hilary, or Nancy Pelosi, or Barbara Boxer? Phyllis Diller could do them all, maybe Rachel Dratch.

    I love all the tolerant, post-feminist comments about Palin. You’re really threatened by a woman who doesn’t tow the party line, aren’t you? By all means, keep up the looks-based criticisms, compare her (VP) to Obama (P) but overlook that she has way more executive experience than he does. See you in November!

  13. carlogo

    How is a hot chick in a bikini supposed to dissuade me from voting for McCain? By the way, how ironic is it that they make fun of Palin’s many colleges? I bet most actors in Hollywood would fail “Your Ass and a Hole in the Wall: A Comparative Study 101.”

  14. Brad Pharquarson

    I think it’s funny that they had to get someone as hot as Gina Gershon to play Palin. Who would play Hilary, or Nancy Pelosi, or Barbara Boxer? Phyllis Diller could do them all, maybe Rachel Dratch.

    I love all the tolerant, post-feminist comments about Palin. You’re really threatened by a woman who doesn’t tow the party line, aren’t you? By all means, keep up the looks-based criticisms, compare her (VP) to Obama (P) but overlook that she has way more executive experience than he does. See you in November!

    Yes, I know I contradicted myself with the Diller/Dratch line, screw you too.

  15. Somebody farted in the elevator right before I got in, then (of course) somebody was waiting for the elevator when I was getting off, so I had to tell the guy I swear it wasn’t me. He said he’d take the stairs.

  16. Brad Pharquarson

    Triple post – yes!

  17. Yaaaaawwwn.

    Is that the best you can do? YYAAAAAWWWWN

    Wake me up when someone with an intelligent argument shows up.

  18. combustion8

    stupid as hell.. but shes so bangable.

  19. Ben

    We could argue forever about whether Palin is being treated fairly or unfairly, but you know what would end it? If Palin ANSWERED A FUCKING QUESTION FROM THE AMERICAN PUBLIC. McCain chose her Aug 29th. Her first interview – with Charlie Gibson, not exactly a hardball guy – will be shown on TV tomorrow, exactly 2 weeks later. And during all that time, with a presidential election approaching and her being a virtual unknown? Nothing but scripted moments, almost all of them taken from the convention speech that other folks wrote for her (and that was mostly written before she was even chosen). Enough with the “pit bull” nonsense – she’s a poodle who the Republicans “show” at McCain’s campaign appearances. You say the big bad enemy is “da librulmedia”? Fine. Take questions from the audiences at your showings. Hold a town meeting. Let’s see if any of that fictionalized story the RNC gave you actually holds up. I doubt it – she’s a sitting governor, she’s dealt with questions from the press and the public plenty of times. If she was going to speak honestly – “straight talk” – she could have done it on Aug 30th. The only reason she would need all this time on ice is if they have to teach her to change her answers, before anybody asks a question.

  20. BoBo

    Yeah.
    What #69 said.

    Yeah.

  21. T-chan

    hmm not quite funny, but amusing. I did enjoy that. No matter who is president, we’re still fucked.

  22. Elect somebody Smart!

    Ummmm…I’m pretty liberal.

    This sucks ass.

    It’s going to make people vote for her since her critics are obviously GOLDAMN IDIOTS.

    Geez.

  23. George

    EWWWW.

    NASTY as she wants to be and NOT funny.

    OBAMA/BIDEN 08!

  24. blah

    For the people who think video’s like this and the Matt Damon one are sending people to McCain’s side (#28), that’s quite an ignorant assumption. If someone truly supports Obama, they’re not going to throw that out the window because celebrities are chiming in on politics. Who gives a shit who celebrities support, it’s not going to influence my decision. Anyone who is against McCain and Palin will remain just that.

  25. Big Joe

    @Abdul-Azim-

    Go crawl up a camel’s ass you desert dwelling sand nig

  26. Patriot Missile

    Stupid is as stupid votes. Give me a smart president anyday who doesn’t dumb down America with a personaility campaign instead of one on our important issues. Sarah Palin is a disgrace to the title of VP.

  27. Christina

    # 27 – Youre abviously some foreign prick..and since you are not an American, you do not get to have an opinion…because only Americans get to have opinions…didnt you know??

    # 33 – Could you please fill me in on why exactly Sarah Palin is a whore??? Is it because she is a woman? Or is it because she has been married for 20 years and only has children with her husband and is out spoken and independent?

    I am sick of people oppressing women and calling them whores for no reason at all other than the fact that they can think independently.

    I am also SICK of oreigners putting down America and our political system. We are one of the youngest count ries in existent but yet WE ARE THE WORLD POWER. We can kick everyone’s ass and we are the country everyone asks for help. But we suck..right?? Yall can just fuck off.

  28. Joe

    Why in the heck is funnyordie still around. I have yet to laugh at ANYTHING they have produced. I wish they’d keep the promise their URL makes and die. Will Ferrell first please.

    I love Gina, but this is just sad.

  29. friendlyfires

    GIna Gershwin – ahh, she’s great in bed. I’m weeping. Why did I kick her out? OH yeah, more scotch and rubbers, thank god for all night liquor stores.

    But she never came back … augh!

  30. Christina

    # 57…”Flip off”…. Flip…….if you care so much about education and since you “talk” like you are rich and better than everyone else….why don’t you donate money to the educational system? Or better yet, why don’t you run for President, since you are obviously so much more qualified than “us dumb Southern Rednecks.” Basically if you had a better candidate than Obama, who looks like a corpse… a Democrat might actually win an election. Maybe the Democratic Party will get it right in 4 more years. But probably not!

  31. Republican

    Lame.

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  33. Chris

    UHHHHHH…. That was pretty lame. She didn’t do a very good Palin. For one Palin is a lot hotter than she is. I forgot all about Gershon. Damn she looks a lot older now. What show was she on?

  34. John McCain

    I’m f’ing Sarah Palin!

  35. Sarah "Mooseleg Strap-On" Palin, Expert on bastard children, guns, strap-ons and lipstick

    I borrowed this strap-on in good faith from Cindy, who swore it was the one and only perfect instrument to control John’s saggy, hairy, grandpa ass. That does not, however, make ME a Palin in the ASS! Where’s my gun…,

  36. luciddreamer

    I thought it was funny. And #69 has a good point about the lack of interviews by Palin. I think we need to know more than “she’s hot.”
    Gina Gershon didn’t have sex with anyone to become famous to my knowledge. She is far from a talentless celebrity and is actually a talented actress.
    Also, I can’t figure out if #20 is joking or not. I think this website is biased towards attractive people if anything. Plenty of white guys get their mugshots posted here too.

  37. Steve

    When are these guys going to die, because they are consistently not funny…

    And I’m not even a Republican.

  38. Satire Bullshit

    Haha. It’s a sad day when Democrats have to rely on vapid satirical jabs from Gina Gershon and Matt Damon.

    If it weren’t for Robert Ludlum and Paul Greengrass, no one would give a shit about Damon.

    Gershon? We must exalt the one whose claim to fame is partly attributed to the film, Showgirls. I had no problem seeing Jessie Spano’s tits, but Gershon is only good for the proverbial sperm deposit.

  39. Stupid Mouthbreathing Redneck Hillbilly

    McCain/Palin 2008! YEAH!!!!!!!!! (p.s. my job got exported overseas, so I’s workin’ from home! But I knows that once McCain and Palin get in office, things is sure gonna get a lot better for upper middle class folk like me!)

  40. JohnnyMcCainy

    Wow, Gina Gershon is an amazing actress. To gain all that weight for this role was pure dedication. When she whipped off the top to reveal her puffy belly, the first thing I thought was, “This woman just eclipsed Robert DeNiro in Raging Bull”

    Well, done Gina. Now off to the Jenny Craig endorsement.

  41. Just Jess

    Man – let’s face it – this country needs to be split in two.

    United Hicks of America
    United Vanity-Fair-Readers of America

    We need another Mexico anyway (which is what UHAs will become) – the VFRs of A have taken the hardworking ones away from the 1st Mexico (NY, CA…will be part of this union)

    Damon is a genius, Gershon is hot – and I think Angelina Jolie should have been picked as VP. At least the woman’s been to more countries and knows more worldly people. Palin’s “cuntry” folk…

  42. Jethro

    I can’t wait until Funny or Die gets Samual L. Jackson to spoof Obama. Throw in some fried chicken, watermelon, and some jive talkin!

  43. borisgoodenuv

    There’s a depressingly familiar pattern to the lefty comments – conservatives are stupid, hyper-religious, racist and sexist hicks. Meanwhile all the lefty comments are based on ignorance and call women whores and bitches if they don’t fall in line with the libs.

    As for Palin not answering questions or doing a townhall, bring it on. Obama stutters and stammers and says the dumbest things without his teleprompter and media enablers. She’s smart, speaks in complete sentences and thinks well on her feet.

    What the hell has Obama ever done anyway? He wrote two books but never chaired a meeting or sponsored a bill. The community he organized is still an asbestos-ridden slum. Good job!

    But he went to Harvard so he must be smart like Matt Damon right? Well who else went to Harvard – Bush. Please try to get a grip.

  44. lori

    Hey #93, that’s a great line – “bring it on”. That’s some real good tough talk there. Did you get that from your idol, George W. Bush, the worst president in the history of the United States, and the first one who will most likely be end up in Federal prison? Fuck you and your stupid half truths and your dumbass, ignorant wingnut talking poin1s. You and the rest of low IQ, uneducated assholes who vote republican have destroyed this country and you shouldn’t even be allowed to live here, much less vote.

  45. mmm...look at them melons

    Hey… check out this spoof. I think it’s titled “Obama Victory Dinner”.

    http://incredimazing.com/static/media/2008/03/24/1aaf57b57693094/od.jpg

  46. #94
    Your post makes us wonder if you’re really that stupid. Please keep the trap shut as to not remove all doubt.

  47. sebastianudo

    “…..At which point I felt confident my co-workers couldn’t figure out I was masturbating.” jajajaja
    the video not that funny but gina is insanely HOT

    saludos

  48. venomhed

    WOMEN WILL VOTE FOR HER BECAUSE SHE’S A WOMAN.

    BLACKS WILL VOTE FOR OBAMA BECAUSE HE’S BLACK.

    Fucking losers! VOTE or don’t because of what the person stands for. Americans vote on the way someone appears or looks.

    I will be fucking damned before I let a cunt or a nigger run this country.

  49. (not counting the series of tubes).

  50. Larry Jones

    Damn. I didn’t know it was open season on stereotypes. Now if I can just convince that kinda white black guy that I know to do a parody of Obama eating watermelon and smacking around his “ho”. It’ll be comedic gold!

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