Gina Gershon is Sarah Palin as you’ve never seen her before! (Not counting the Internet)

September 11th, 2008 // 152 Comments

Gina Gershon stars in a spoof campaign video released today for McCain running mate Governor Sarah Palin. If you haven’t seen it, I don’t want to give away the ending but Gina Gershon strips down to a bikini and fires a shotgun. Somebody get this woman an Oscar. All of them. In the meantime, I wrote a blurb for the DVD cover:

“I laughed till I cried. Then I laughed some more – followed by more crying then laughing. Then I did what I call a ‘cry-augh.’ At which point I felt confident my co-workers couldn’t figure out I was masturbating.” – The Superficial Writer

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Comments (152)

  1. ph7 | September 11, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    Stupid Hillbilly rednecks like Britney, Sarah Palin and Jessica Simpson make America great!

    Great for conquering!

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  2. FACE | September 11, 2008 at 2:05 pm

    Gershon is a serious peice of ass

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  3. kimby | September 11, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    i wanted to laugh

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  4. rough daddy | September 11, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    Anything to jumpstart that career again,,,not funny!

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  5. Gina G | September 11, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    I’m f’ing Matt Damon!!

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  6. 3...2...1... | September 11, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    (countdown to the arrival of the angry humorless right wingers, upset that somebody made fun of their beloved naughty librarian Sarah)

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  7. Val | September 11, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    I agree not too funny

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  8. jim | September 11, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    AWESOME, I’ve always loved Gina Gershon

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  9. Mick | September 11, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    Gina obviously has never shouldered a 12 gauge. And the Democrats are still scratching their heads trying to figure out why Obama is tanking….

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  10. clamum | September 11, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    Uh, not funny. Stupid.

    * not an angry humorless right winger

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  11. rustingrabbit | September 11, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    I’m sorry, but I found the last comment hilarious. I agree with that add, because I know if I shoot someone in the face I am diffidently aiming for it. Unlike Cheney, prrrrff.

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  12. fdsfdsfr4d | September 11, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    this could have been really funny.
    but it wasnt.
    plain bad.

    still, fuck palin. crazy bitch.

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  13. Dating Game Announcer | September 11, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    #6 – And heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere they are!

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  14. obama sucks | September 11, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    Stupid metrosexual faeries like BaCrack Obama, George Looney and Michael Jackson suck

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  15. joe | September 11, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    looks like its time to die…. cause that wasnt funny.

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  16. lok | September 11, 2008 at 2:15 pm

    You know America is in trouble when the thought of the real Sarah Palin is more comical than someone making fun of her absurdity…

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  17. real person | September 11, 2008 at 2:16 pm

    What kind of dumb liberal whore holds a shotgun under the armpit?

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  18. Barak Obama | September 11, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    Gina and Sarah…..mmmm that would be one hell of a porno!

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  19. ?? | September 11, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    Who is Gina Gershon?

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  20. angry leftwing kook | September 11, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    I am disturbed that this website continues to portray women as being sexual and only features Afro-American men when they are in trouble with the law. That is not politically correct and we will throw a temper tantrum and destroy a Starbucks if you continue to oppress the minorities

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  21. Nathiest | September 11, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    That was funny! I would say brilliant if it wasn’t for the fact that it implies that Global Warming isn’t bullshit when in fact it actually is BULLSHIT!

    oh and Daaamn Gina Gershon still looks freaken hott!!!

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  22. Racer X | September 11, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    LOL!

    /The Republicans have lost my VOTE
    //Enjoy your $4.75 per gallon gas America!

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  23. Dr. Otto Van DerWahl | September 11, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    Isn’t this the chick who had her fist up Bill Clinton’s ass a few months back?

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  24. Bob Loblaw | September 11, 2008 at 2:28 pm

    I hate Sarah Palin, but that was about as funny as a “wacky” Jay Leno bit.

    Funny or Die? Die.

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  25. right winger | September 11, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    This chick doesn’t compare in any way to Sarah Palin. I’m looking at a picture of Sarah right now {fap fap fap} and she looks WAY better {fap fap fap fap}. Not to mean she’s a hockey {fap fap fap fap fap} mom {fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap} and a real pit bull! {fap fap fap fap fap} I admire what she’s done in her life so far {fa…} and I love it when she states her strong views {fap fap fap fap fap} and makes fun of Obama! {fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap}. I’d love to meet her one day and shake her hand {fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP *spppttt SPPPPTTT SPPPPPT SPPPPTTTT sppptttt sppttt sp…tt*}

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  26. Barack Obama | September 11, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    Ah would thug Gina in da butt.

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  27. Kharn | September 11, 2008 at 2:35 pm

    People in America think they have the right not to be offended, when the laws say the opposite.
    Do you really think you have much choice in this election? the people in power have chosen 2 people for your representatives to vote on not you. It doesnt matter who his pick is. Just laugh at all these videos, sit back, and enjoy the ride.

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  28. Fredo | September 11, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    Congratulations Gina Gershon and Matt Damon. You are just sending more and more people to McCain’s side. Please keep your yaps shut. Many of us agree with you but you’re hurting the cause.

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  29. Abdul-Azim | September 11, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    The real joke is America.

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  30. Barry | September 11, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    Corny.

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  31. LC | September 11, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    I have no problem laughing at something funny, regardless of my politics. This wasn’t funny. I’m a conservative voting for McCain because I have no other choice. The alternative is socialism–or “progressivism” for the children and college tweens too naive to read between the lines.

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  32. Fox News Watcher | September 11, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    Alls I’ll say is what needs to be said. I aint care if youse hippie commies cain’t handle it:

    ‘merica. Fuck yeah.

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  33. cyelsm | September 11, 2008 at 2:46 pm

    Please do you think people will vote for the old fart and his little whore because somebody is making fun of them. You are as dumb as Dan Quayle go figure you are a republican.

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  34. doc holiday | September 11, 2008 at 2:47 pm

    I used to think she was hot. So what’s next on her big career? Circus of the stars?

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  35. Tarboush | September 11, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    Palin is a fucking joke. Hopefully her god will save us if she gets elected.

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  36. Juniper | September 11, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    Thats the funniest shit Ive ever seen of someone trying to gain relevancy!

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  37. CV | September 11, 2008 at 2:48 pm

    I am one of those crazy right wingers and stuff like this does not make me mad, it lightens up the mood, now where is the one of Obama sniffing coke smoking a joint and being a good “community organizer”.

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  38. Jennifer | September 11, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!

    Best line I’ve read in one of these so-called political threads.

    So lick my butt, and suck on my balls! Um, ovaries. Um…

    FUCK YEAH!

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  39. MrChips | September 11, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    I think I’m in love with Sarah Palin. That was a great clip. There’s nothing sexier than a frontierswoman who can handle a rifle. It’s what makes America great.

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  40. cyelsm | September 11, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    #37 Ahh nothing better to do but sit in your mother’s basement and make up stories to have someone to talk to. Yeah you’re a crazy right winger alright.

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  41. Mark | September 11, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    I’m not surprised that the inhibited hostile conservatives aren’t commenting on the purpose of the video: to show how hot Gina looks in a bikini. No wonder they’re always trying to sneak out for some anonymous gay sex. True story: the Minneapolis airport had to spend $25,000 to remodel all the bathroom stalls so that the dividers go almost all the way down to the floor, to thwart the Larry Craigs. Thanks, Republicans.

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  42. CV | September 11, 2008 at 2:57 pm

    Sorry Mark I know that this was one of you “hot spots”.

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  43. Sarah'sTummyIsNotAsFlatAsGina | September 11, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    For what it is worth. Gina has my permission to wear a bikini. Sarah does not. The only thing Sarah does well is drink beer on her porch steps while sitting spread eagled and letting a moose eat her.

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  44. Whitey | September 11, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    Crazy right-wingers are all at work being productive so you won’t see too many posts from them. Usually all we see here is liberal white college kids who don’t realize how the world works since they probably havent worked a day in their lives yet. Once they hit about 29-35 years old they start to realize they better vote toward right leaning candidates if they want to keep their hard earned money.

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  45. Eat Dick #7 | September 11, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    Pretty lame. But good to know Gershon’s still smart, still talented, and still hot.

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  46. MinistarFucker | September 11, 2008 at 3:03 pm

    Sarah Palin is the new Lara Croft.

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  47. Bubba | September 11, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    “Crazy right-wingers are all at work being productive”

    Y’all never visited the South, have yew?

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  48. Kim | September 11, 2008 at 3:07 pm

    Poor Sarah. During the day, she tries to rescue John McCain’s doomed campaign. That’s why they’ll be campaigning together instead of the usual way (splitting up to cover more territory). At night, in a show of gratitude and possibly some distant echo of something else, McCain rubs his saggy gray-pubed balls on Sarah’s face. She secretly fears she’ll never recover from the old-man smell.

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  49. jt | September 11, 2008 at 3:08 pm

    i love gina. i like her politics. i hate mccain and palin. but this ain’t that funny.

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  50. Joe | September 11, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    Who is Gina Gershon? Did she sleep with someone famous?

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