Gigi Hadid In A Bikini Doesn’t Require Thinking

Yesterday, while bemoaning that I didn’t high-five Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner for calling Black Widow a slut, one of you commented that I’d be working back at Applebee’s “in a heartbeat” if you took the tits away from the site. Which is actually true as shit and my all-consuming nightmare, so here’s Gigi Hadid in a bikini because somehow I can still say whatever the hell I want then just post bikini photos and everything works out in the end. And I only had to suck Satan’s dick once. That’s it! It was a pretty amazing deal. – *puts holy water on lip sore* – Totally worth it.

Photos: AKM-GSI, FameFlynet