Giant Size The Most Important People On The Internet: Volume 4.14

June 7th, 2014 // 55 Comments

Thanks to the holiday weekend, last week was shorter than usual, so we didn’t have quite enough comments to justify a Most Important People on The Internet. Fortunately, not only did I hold onto them, but you beautiful bitches brought it this week, so we have a goddamn goldmine of horrible comments that will make D-Day look like a box social. And if you think that’s an offensive thing to say, those soldiers destroyed that poor beach’s self-esteem. Just destroyed it. It’s never been able to have a stable relationship since, and I heard sometimes it even cuts itself. Cutting! I hope stopping Hitler was important, jerks.

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  1. Kim Kardashian Portrait Wedding Gift From Kanye
    Arlmlo Schlongfooster
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    Delightful post bowel movement piece

  2. Kenny G Riding Bike With No Hands
    mike
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    they see me rollin’, they hatin

  3. Robert Wagner Red Splotchy Face
    mike
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    ooh, nice

  4. Jessica Simpson Skinny Legs Swimsuit Instagram
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    LOL!

  5. Lindsay Lohan Nipples No Bra Saggy Boobs
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    #freethenipple

  6. Adrian Grenier Shirtless With Bikini Chicks
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    Fucking brilliant.

  7. David Beckham Dickprint Athletic Shorts Knit Hat
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    Love it!

  8. Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
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    She better know. Squirting is also required now too.

  9. Robert Wagner Red Splotchy Face
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    LMAO!

  10. Charlize Theron Bikini Mario Testino Shoot
    Bonky
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    I just went through all of these and most of them were fucking awful.
    Who the fuck chooses these things ?

  11. Lena Dunham Play Fighting Photographers Girls Set
    o'chunt
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    Brilliant.

  12. Jessica Simpson Skinny Legs Swimsuit Instagram
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    Nice one McFeely.

  13. Tom Cruise Talking Into Microphone Edge Of Tomorrow Premiere
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    It was Groundhog Day with aliens, but an enjoyable film.

  14. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant
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    Ha!

  15. Kellan Lutz Justin Bieber Loving Gaze Amber Lounge 2014 Gala
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    The woman’s face in the back is priceless.

  16. Tom Cruise
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    Nicely done.

  17. Jessica Simpson Skinny Legs Swimsuit Instagram
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    hehehehe

  18. Tom Cruise
    bonky
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    Really, that’s the winner ?

  19. Charlize Theron Bikini Mario Testino Shoot
    Facts_
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    Charlize Theron is not looking good these days… its like Sean Penn f***** all the youth out of her.

  20. Kim Kardashian Portrait Wedding Gift From Kanye
    Facts
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    Would be funny if that painting were a scene of Ray-J urinating on her.

  21. Jonah Hill
    Facts
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    Not the first time Jonah Hilll has used homophobic slurs… I tend to think that like Alec Baldwin, the second time you use it in public, you’re really a bigot.

  22. Jessica Simpson Skinny Legs Swimsuit Instagram
    Facts
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    Whatever she’s doing, its working, and I want some of it.

  23. Lindsay Lohan Nipples No Bra Saggy Boobs
    Facts
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    Swing low… sweet wonderbra… comin’ forth to carry me home!

  24. Adrian Grenier Shirtless With Bikini Chicks
    Facts
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    He has the body of a thirty year old Jerry Seinfeld.

  25. Justin Bieber Racist Videos
    Facts
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    When’s Obama going to call out Biebs?

  26. Donnie Wahlberg Fedora Greeting Fans
    Facts
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    M’eh, I can’t eat at Wahlburgers… knowing one of the major shareholders/owners is a twice convicted hate criminal that beat an old minority man and young children turns me off, and I wouldn’t want to give them a dime.

    Hit Smoking Gun website for the name of that shareholder— Mark Wahlburg.

  27. Jeremy Renner Leather Jacket Veni Vici fashion Show Front Row
    Facts
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    There’s an eighteen year old man in Thailand who used to dress up just like the kind of woman that Jeremy Renner likes…

  28. Vin Diesel Thumbs Up Fast & Furious 7 Set
    Facts
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    Vin Diesel starting to look more like Lotney ‘Sloth’ Fratelli from Goonies everyday.

  29. JWoww Puffy Bloated Face Pregnant
    facts
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    Go easy on JWoww, it ain’t easy keeping the weight off.

  30. Kylie Jenner Butt Bikini Instagram
    facts
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    Wait, if this one is posted under JWoww, who’s the fat chick in the Wayne Newton post?

  31. Chris Kattan Dressed As Mango From SNL 2014 CFDA Fashion Awards
    Facts
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    Why must I be Mango?

  32. Jonah Hill
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    Ha!

  33. Jared Leto Skirt Slippers
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    Funny, but oh how I could see that happening. Creepy.

  34. Jessica Simpson Skinny Legs Swimsuit Instagram
    Marketing Mike
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    Don’t worry her legs will come back.
    I’d hit it over and over (if I could…loll).

  35. Lindsay Lohan Nipples No Bra Saggy Boobs
    Marketing Mike
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    Ya know, Ozzy’s wife is finally starting to show her age.

  36. Jeremy Renner Leather Jacket Veni Vici fashion Show Front Row
    Marketing Mike
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    Poor Jeremy, nobody believes he’s straight.
    You keep telling them Jeremy!

  37. Kim Kardashian Portrait Wedding Gift From Kanye
    Palladian
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    Shouldn’t this read ‘back street’ artist. Why should she be any different than all the american citizens he f.u.ck.ed anyway?

  38. Dorothy

    self-esteem. Just destroyed it. It’s never been able to have a stable relationship since, and I heard sometimes it even cuts itself. Cutting! I hope stopping Hitler was important, jerks.

  39. Jared Leto Skirt Slippers
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    excellent.

  40. Kellan Lutz Justin Bieber Loving Gaze Amber Lounge 2014 Gala
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    Money.

  41. Tom Cruise
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    LOVES it.

  42. Kim Kardashian Portrait Wedding Gift From Kanye
    Ron
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    Pictures of Kim always make me have to pee.

  43. Demi Lovato Cleavage Fat Legs Half Shaved Head Cosmopolitan Fun Fearless Latina Awards
    whatever
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    Wasn’t this the one who got boob-grabbed in australia and got very upset, and now she lets it all hang out?
    Or was it someone else? Can’t tell the difference.

  44. Robert Wagner Red Splotchy Face
    Bob
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    World Champ

  45. Jared Leto Skirt Slippers
    lori
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    That outfit is scary.

  46. Robert Wagner Red Splotchy Face
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    You nailed it. My all-time favorite caption.

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