Good Morning, Giada De Laurentiis, And Other News

August 21st, 2013 // 32 Comments

- The X-Men were at the premiere of The Butler. Makes perfect sense. [Lainey Gossip]

- Richard Simmons didn’t make the single America wants, he made the single America needs. [Dlisted]

- Kim Kardashian crying will somehow make your day a lot better. [theCHIVE]

- Charlie Hunnam is your newest potential Christian Grey because riding motorcycles is a lot like pulling pubes. (Hi, Erin!) [tooFab]

- The NRA Built A Massive Secret Database of Gun Owners Without Their Consent [BuzzFeed]

- Julianne Hough wears short shorts. [Popoholic]

- Beyonce spent $2,261 on chicken. “Now you’re just setting our people back,” Gwyneth Paltrow was later heard saying. [IDLYITW]

- Lindsay Ellingson lingerie pictures, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Christie Brinkley looks like this in a bikini at age 59. [Celebslam]

- This is a link to Emily Ratajkowski‘s naked ass. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Miley Cyrus is saying she’s white trash now. [Amy Grindhouse]

- This is one of the best movie posters I’ve seen in a long time. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Tits and teeth, and can cook. Whats not to like?

  2. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage
    Oscar
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’d hit that. I’d hit that with a spoon, definitely”

  3. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage
    ITOLDYOU
    Commented on this photo:

    SWEET!!!!!

  4. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “So why are you in television?”

    “My ass, and I flirt with men alot, and you?”

    “My tits.”

    “So, moving on cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck…cluck cluck?”

    “Oh! Cluck cluck cluckcluckcluck!” Cluck?”

    “Cluck, cluckcluck!”

  5. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Even Giada wants to hit that and who can blame her?

  6. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Greece v. Italy.

    Greece wins this round.

  7. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    There’s a joke in there somewhere about being the meat in that Mediterranean sandwich . . .

  8. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage
    armo
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mine are nicer” she thinks to herself

  9. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage
    armo
    Commented on this photo:

    “Mine are nicer” she thinks to herself. But that ass, oh that ass….

  10. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage
    Josephus
    Commented on this photo:

    My head just exploded. And then my brain exploded.

  11. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmm, they wouldn’t happen to have any of the wrestling outfits left from the other day would they? Just asking.

  12. She can check out my boney macaroni any time. Or my fatty alfredo.
    (acknowledgment to Burgess Meredith from Grumpy Old Men and Grumpier Old Men).

  13. Inspector Grimm

    One more minute I just need to re-grout me crows feet.

  14. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Pretty sure that’s how she looked when she blew John Mayer.

  15. I absolutely hate phoney bitches like her & Holly Madison. No talent, their only draw is their looks, and their looks are completely fake – botox, veneers on their teeth, fake smile, fake tits, makeup so thick they might as well be wearing a mask.

  16. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage
    crb
    Commented on this photo:

    Nope.
    Giada is not creepy at all.
    Not. one. bit.

    something, something, Joker Brand hairspray, something,…

  17. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Remember: Never trust a skinny cook.

    Especially one with a grin that would scare Stephen King.

  18. Dirty Travolta

    Two girls I would like to motorboat for $1000.00
    Please Alex .

  19. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    SAT, Section VI: Comedy Aptitude
    *****
    1. Choose the correct caption punch-line:
    a. “Mamma Mia! That’s some spicy meatballs!”
    b. “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!”
    c. “Not only was I engorged, but I only produced ricotta until my daughter was a year old.”
    d. Jon Hamm sighting

  20. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Programming on the Food Network takes an unexpected turn when “Giada At Home” features a week of recipes such as “Clams Menounos” and “Fish Tacos a la Maria”.

  21. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Beautiful women. I’d love to be the meat in that sandwich.

  22. I’ve added Emily Ratajkowski to list of perfect women.

  23. I love how the Fifty Shades of Grey movie is already scheduled to open on August 1, 2014, yet the studio hasn’t even cast the two leads, let alone shot a single scene. Hollywood!

  24. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage
    doonski
    Commented on this photo:

    So good!

  25. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    She is thinking, fuck me and El Jefe could have one hell of a threesome with her. I really really wish this were true.

  26. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    …she’s thinking about firing whichever one of her people thought it would be a good idea to have her stand next to this goddamn force of nature.

  27. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage
    satan
    Commented on this photo:

    really? that shit si fuckin LAME as hell and so is her plastic face!

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