Geri Halliwell has spent the past week running around St. Tropez in her bikini. And her body looks decent enough, but there’s something extremely unsettling about her face. She looks like she should be catching live fish with her mouth.
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D4P | August 8, 2007 at 11:35 am
Who’s she…?
=) | August 8, 2007 at 11:36 am
ex spice girl
her swimsuit is hot.
no1justminda | August 8, 2007 at 11:36 am
She’s gonna have some awesome tan lines
Kacers | August 8, 2007 at 11:36 am
Her breasts are different sizes.
Bite Me! | August 8, 2007 at 11:38 am
Can she smash those tits any more?
nagger please | August 8, 2007 at 11:39 am
weird bellybutton..
??krazihottkelli?? | August 8, 2007 at 11:39 am
??I look zo much better than her??
Crap Tonight | August 8, 2007 at 11:39 am
Well it looks like she did catch a fish with that mouth – the superfish, who CLEARLY has nothing to say today
Bite Me! | August 8, 2007 at 11:40 am
@7 Are you going to resend the e-mail?
jrzmommy | August 8, 2007 at 11:41 am
I’m not getting the fish-catching joke. I’d be more concerned with smooshed boobages than her mouth anyhow.
wedgeone | August 8, 2007 at 11:41 am
I’d hit that over Posh Beckham any day, squished cans or not!
Texas Tranny | August 8, 2007 at 11:42 am
Cute bikini, but I think the top is too small for her tits.
Nando | August 8, 2007 at 11:42 am
“She looks like she should be catching live fish with that mouth.”
I don’t get it.
Anyways, she looks crazy hot.
hot_plate-face | August 8, 2007 at 11:42 am
I don’t want to see some hundred year old ugly fag hag like her in a bikini. Cover up you ugly dork.
V | August 8, 2007 at 11:44 am
Did anyone check out those bunions?
hot_plate-face | August 8, 2007 at 11:44 am
I’d rather have sex with warm mashed potatoes.
yolatengo | August 8, 2007 at 11:45 am
in pic #3 why are those people laughing??
Doomhammer | August 8, 2007 at 11:45 am
Im trying to figure out why the two cross straps around her ribs? Is she going bungee jumping later or……
??krazihottkelli?? | August 8, 2007 at 11:47 am
??9??
one queztion==what r u going to do with the pic?
Bite Me! | August 8, 2007 at 11:47 am
@17 Becasue she has a piece of toilet paper hanging from the back of her bikini bottoms
smegma | August 8, 2007 at 11:47 am
She doesn’t look hot. She simply isn’t fat, which at her age seems miraculous to Americans, who confuse it with hotness. She looks like a slim boy with a couple of waterbag pecs and a separate-zipcode post-alien-popout bellybutton. But in fairness, nobody could stand up to the hotness of the guy behind her (wearing her bikini bottom) in pic3.
HOLLYmorningWOOD | August 8, 2007 at 11:47 am
Pasty white trying to tan, squished nasty cans, face stretched tighter than one of Buddy Rich’s snare drums – NASTY.
hot_plate-face | August 8, 2007 at 11:47 am
#19… hopefully put it on a voodoo doll, skank.
yolatengo | August 8, 2007 at 11:48 am
that X is a bulls eye for me to ninja kick her into yesterday…
jrzmommy | August 8, 2007 at 11:48 am
Excellent question #17…maybe she has another boob popping out in the back?
lambman | August 8, 2007 at 11:48 am
She looks awesome! Considering she has a baby that’s less than a year old!
She always was, and still is, the hottest Spice Girl…sorry Posh
scarlett | August 8, 2007 at 11:48 am
wooo hoooo
squashy ugly ripe tomatoes…
Bite Me! | August 8, 2007 at 11:48 am
fapfapfap.
what’d ya think?
yolatengo | August 8, 2007 at 11:49 am
yesterday…you know, when anyone gave a rat’s ass about her.
Bite Me! | August 8, 2007 at 11:49 am
@19, I just want to see what you look like. It will never be posted on the Internet or sent to anyone else.
Tim | August 8, 2007 at 11:50 am
“the hottest Spice Girl”
that seems a lot like “the hottest Williams sister”
??krazihottkelli?? | August 8, 2007 at 11:50 am
?28? zpeak englizh
Chauncey Gardner | August 8, 2007 at 11:50 am
Broad needs to do more nude photos.
veggi | August 8, 2007 at 11:50 am
Seriously, dumbfuck kelli, “one question, what are you going to do with the pic”??????????????????
Bite Me! She’s 12. Please raise your standards….I mean age requirments.
jrzmommy | August 8, 2007 at 11:51 am
“I want to see what you look like. It will never be posted on the Internet or sent to anyone else. ”
Hey, Kelli….did you know they took gullible out of the dictionary?
James | August 8, 2007 at 11:51 am
Now that is an attractive body…those are HEALTHY thighs…compare those to Tyra’s monstrosities. Geri clearly works out, eats right, and weight trains…the most exercise Tyra probably gets is dropping fried chicken fingers into her giant mouth. Sorry all you “curvy” girls, stop lying to yourselves..excess flesh and a sedentary lifestyle will never be healthy. Being overweight is a CHOICE and you have the chance to change hundreds of times a day…empower yourself to get off the path your on rather than feeling falsely empowered by accepting your unhealthy figure.
Crap Tonight | August 8, 2007 at 11:52 am
POPCORN
Get your popcorn here folks
Get it while its hot
Get it while its buttered
willtherealvictorpleasestandup | August 8, 2007 at 11:52 am
other than her weird cleavage & face, that’s a nice bod. didn’t she just have a baby too?
yolatengo | August 8, 2007 at 11:52 am
“I want to see what you look like. It will never be posted on the Internet or sent to anyone else. ”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
damn, i think i hurt myself
hot_plate-face | August 8, 2007 at 11:52 am
“Speak english” coming from a smelly douchebag who thinks every S in the diction should be replaced with a Z.
You’re as fresh as a dead pussy. I mean puzzy.
Michelle Double D | August 8, 2007 at 11:52 am
looks like a “tummy tucked” belly button…
i think she should look fir a C cup next time. or stop wearing clothes that dont fit.
Bite Me! | August 8, 2007 at 11:53 am
@28 FUCK YOU TROLL
hot_plate-face | August 8, 2007 at 11:54 am
#36 James: People dying of AIDS must be your “ideal”
Crap Tonight | August 8, 2007 at 11:56 am
#42
Looks like someone is going to have to join the “troll relocation programme” again
Bite Me! | August 8, 2007 at 11:56 am
I’m going to fish some feces out of my toilet, smear them on my chest, stick your picture in it, and masturbate. I call it “Self-Steaming.”
hot_plate-face | August 8, 2007 at 11:58 am
I find it hard to believe that Bite Me! even owns a toilet.
schack | August 8, 2007 at 11:58 am
@45 Hey Bite Me you can give me a steamer and masterbate on my face
thedatinggame | August 8, 2007 at 12:00 pm
hey bite me….does FRIST know you playing the field??
pirhan | August 8, 2007 at 12:00 pm
I always liked her the best. She’s going to get weird tan lines though.
private dick | August 8, 2007 at 12:01 pm
misspelling a word and not ending with a period. gee, i wonder who #47 really is…