Geri Halliwell in a bikini

August 27th, 2009 // 60 Comments

Here’s Geri “Ginger Space” Halliwell on vacation in St. Tropez yesterday. I don’t even think the Spice Girls are relevant anymore, but notice that’s not stopping me from posting these pics. It’s like I’m Superman but with photos of breasts instead of the ability to bend steel with my bare hands. Like I know anybody with steel beams just laying around. That’s retarded.

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  1. chupa

    um, like aren’t you supposed to be wearing a life vest when you’re on a boat? totes not safe, ging.

  2. rose

    i misS her! first comment! yey

  3. chupa

    um, like aren’t you supposed to be wearing a life vest when you’re on a boat? totes not safe, ging.

  4. sin

    Still a very bangable body.

  5. james

    dat ass

    also, first

  6. John

    YES, YES!! There IS a God!!! I would do things to this woman that make me blush…

  7. nardxcore

    i’d hit it

  8. She may look like Dame Edna without make up but shes the hottest of the shrill artists…

  9. Tom K

    She is still hot! I always had a thing for this red head. Something about her is sexy!

  10. xman

    It’s still hit that shit..

  11. Louier

    Man.. I bang that british butt.. pound..by.. pound..get it?

  12. damn.. for an old broad she looks pretty damn good. too bad she doesnt seem to do anything any more, i think she’d look hot in her old spice girl outfits

  13. Captain_Insano

    Decent body, but that belly button makes me want to claw my eyes out.

    Pregnancy ruins all! Say no to kids, the other sexually transmitted disease!

  14. Deacon Jones

    @13
    I concur. I would make her cover up Mr. Penis Head prior to letting her ride me

  15. Cute swimsuit..but her tops are always way too small. Side boob can be sexy…underboob..not so much.

  16. Geri looks great! So do her hair extensions…are you watching, celebs with awful and obvious extensions?? More extensions that actually look real at:

    http://www.jordanalorraine.com

  17. spicy

    #15… who cares what size top this woman is wearing. she looks so fucking sexy.

    i hope i look like that when im her age, damn ginger spice!

  18. Operators Standing By

    Just Spread It! Wet It! And Forget It!

  19. Marc

    Well she looks quite fuckable for a 50 year old.

  20. She looks great.

  21. Jimboooooooooooooooooo

    I love inhaling the sweet intoxicating aroma of farts expelled by aging pop queens whilst lounging on yachts and wearing blue striped bikini bottoms. My nickname for this Spice Girl would be Cinnamon Spice, because that’s the scent my olfactory receptors imagine would match her flatulent aroma – But wait! what’s that you’re saying to me brain? Hmmm…. for some reason, a hint of pure madagascar vanilla bean is wafting into the scent profile as well? Oh, my panties are becoming moisty at the thought.

    Ya feelz me biatchez?

  22. cracka ass

    yum i’d lick it

  23. Kim

    Ugh. Looks like an old mom. No tone, wrinkled, hair like straw. Withered.

  24. The Original Shawn

    She does it for me. Always has.

  25. Ned

    That gut looks awful. For someone who has every financial incentive to look good, she sure is a sloppy mess. She has the right parts (cans, ass) but she’s let them just fall apart in a loose, fleshy wreck.

  26. RD

    PLEASE next time you get your botox and fake tan schedule an outtie-ectomy.

    TIS LONG OVERDUE.

  27. ME09

    HEY CAPTAIN – INSAINO….YOU ARE AN IDIOT ….I WOULD RATHER HAVE MY BEAUTIFUL CHILD THAT BRINGS ME JOY EVERYDAY THAN TO KEEP A “HOT” BODY AND DEPRIVE MYSELF OF THAT LOVE JUST SO PERVERTS LIKE YOU CAN SAY YOU THINK GIRLS LOOKS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN PARENTHOOD ……YOU R RIDICULOUS

  28. MEAGAIN09

    TO CAPTAIN -INSANO……….U R AN IDIOT…TO SAY THAT WOMAN SHOULD NOT HAVE KIDS TO KEEP THEIR SHAPE IS JUST PLAIN SELFISH AND RETARDED…I WOULD RATHER HAVE MY BEAUTIFUL CHILD NY DAY OF THE WEEK INSTEAD OF A “HOT BOD” SOME PEOPLE ARE SO SELFISH AND ONLY THINK LOOKS MATTER IN THIS WORLD ….GROW UP

  29. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    Excellent underboob.

  30. Captain_Insano

    ME09:

    Actually, I just fucking hate kids. Especially yours.

  31. Walter

    How old is she? MILF!!

  32. Walter

    How old is she? MILF!!

  33. Walter

    How old is she? MILF!!

  34. Walter

    How old is she? MILF!!

  35. Walter

    How old is she? MILF!!

  36. mfbinc

    STILL HOT!!!!

  37. Steve

    “23. Kim – August 27, 2009 2:38 PM

    Ugh. Looks like an old mom. No tone, wrinkled, hair like straw. Withered.”

    Shut the fuck up, you jealous cunt. Funny how 90% of those posting seem to think she looks hella good for her age, except the skank of a female who wishes she had 1/10000 of the attention ….I know, I know, youre the hottest piece in Idaho, you look better than she does, and wouldnt give any guy on here the time of day, blah blah blah.

    Did I mention shut the fuck up? Jealous cunt?

  38. Steve

    And as far as the ‘not toned’ comment? That just shows how jealous you really are…..she aint a 19 yr old gym rat, but she sure as fuck stayed in shape for MILF thats her age…..and if you dont see any tone, in that ass, or elsewhere, youre just fucking dumb.

  39. You’re nothing special. Go sit down. Looks like I’m gonna have to submit my pics to this website. Geesh.

  40. Now that’s an ugly woman…. Her husband should get a fleshlight! :)

  41. I don’t think sun exposure is helping her skin much.

    @ 16 – Are these better than Lohans extensions? I don’t understand.

  42. Spice Girls not relevant?

    Fuck you. The Spice Girls’ rise to fame was the central purpose of the Lord’s creation – and don’t you goddamned forget it!

    Geri has a heavy reckoning to answer for her betrayal of the Spice Girls Industrial Complex back in 1998 when they were steamrolling the entire world with their awesomeness.

    Smart move Halliwell, hope you’re enjoying the pay cut.

  43. Shamus O'Hara

    She is no spring chicken but I would hit it ! Nice Cougar

  44. IVEBECOMEWHATIALWAYSHATED

    wtf is up with the wrinkles in her face ;-x someone needs botox

  45. Galtacticus

    It looks like that she’s on a yacht.But the truth is that she’s in a playpen.She isn’t allowed to come out untill she has finished her tea.

  46. kllovekate

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  47. kllovekate

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    ________ W e a l t h y D a t e r. C O M_________ .It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..what’s the most important is:you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one. I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .______TTTTTTTT_____

  48. ME09

    HEY CAPTAIN INSANO……..oooohhhh captain insano is a real winner guys ….talkin smack about kids ……u r 2 freakin cool !!!!!! well you never have to worry about anything because i doubt there is a broad stupid enough in this world to ever make u a father so go be lonely and pathetic for the rest of your life …its ok we understand !!!!!!!!! ur a looser

  49. ME09

    HEY CAPTAIN INSANO……..oooohhhh captain insano is a real winner guys ….talkin smack about kids ……u r 2 freakin cool !!!!!! well you never have to worry about anything because i doubt there is a broad stupid enough in this world to ever make u a father so go be lonely and pathetic for the rest of your life …its ok we understand !!!!!!!!! ur a looser

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