Geri Halliwell & Guy Ritchie?

March 24th, 2009 // 58 Comments

A newly single Geri Halliwell (a.k.a. Ginger Spice) dolled herself up for the UK premiere of The Boat that Rocked last night then went out on the town at Guy Ritchie’s pub The Punchbowl. The two reportedly left within ten minutes of each other, according to The Sun which is awesome in my book. After years of sleeping with Madonna’s undead carcass is anyone seriously going to begrudge Guy a shot at Yams McBronzeAlot here? God, it must feel nice to bed a woman who doesn’t disappear in the middle of the night to eat the neighbor’s children and/or puppies.

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Comments (58)

  1. 1st | March 24, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    i’d bone her

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  2. WHODEY | March 24, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    KICK IT #2

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  3. mimi | March 24, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    Have you noticed how your traffic has slowed down? And it will never pick up again because this website is disgusting and you have lost your edge.

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  4. mikey09 | March 24, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    I’ve wanted to do her so badly since I saw these pics of her…
    http://change.dossergame.co.uk/change_please/2886984/

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  5. Rough Daddy | March 24, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    Unemployment line! mimi not everyone has a trust fund like you…and good for guy Halliwell is hot

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  6. Popduds Apparel | March 24, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    *takes a poop on mimi’s head*

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  7. mixedmartialartvideos.com | March 24, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    not bad!

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  8. RichPort's Ghost | March 24, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    I find her icky.

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  9. Zanna | March 24, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    @3 – Shut your pie hole.

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  10. mixedmartialartvideos.com | March 24, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    not bad!

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  11. Zanna | March 24, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    @8 – you know how you are always saying RP is witty, clever, etc…why don’t you try to emulate that if you want to troll him so badly? Who even uses the word ICKY

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  12. mamamiasweetpeaches | March 24, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    Thats a bad dress. Makes her look like a bag of microwavable popcorn.

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  13. spindoc | March 24, 2009 at 1:54 pm

    That is a SERIOUS upgrade for Guy, going from a cadaverous bundle of angry twigs to a woman.

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  14. JPRichardson | March 24, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    She looks like a million euros.

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  15. Jrz | March 24, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    She should go to North Dakota….they need sandbags.

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  16. Jrz | March 24, 2009 at 1:58 pm

    Actually, #14, England or whatever the fuck they call themselves still uses pounds. So she looks like a million pounds. Which is very funny, in a fat kinda way.

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  17. chupacabra | March 24, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    Jesus, whitey, lay off the damn bronzer, you’re putting Lezlo to shame! Why is it that people with perfectly creamy, milky pretty skin want to fuck it up with fake tan shit? Why? WHY?!

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  18. Gando | March 24, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    He has been quite busy after his break-up.It’s amost like he’s catching up lost time!?

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  19. Sharla | March 24, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    I wouldn’t go near Guy… I would be too scared of catching something.

    http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/

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  20. Nero | March 24, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    One boob is almost flapping out!

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  21. octokid | March 24, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    What the fuck is up with her hand?

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  22. havoc | March 24, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    Fucking this after Madonna? He should be seeing Care Bears and rainbows while little birdies chirp.

    Go for it dude….

    .

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  23. Sauron | March 24, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    She doesn’t have cankels but are kneekels possible!?

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  24. Darth | March 24, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    Olympic earhangers,am i right!?

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  25. Sauron | March 24, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    A Briton dresses in a Louis XIV dress.He used to ballet dance in these kind of dresses.

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  26. Darth | March 24, 2009 at 2:46 pm

    She doesn’t look like a ballet dancer to me at all!

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  27. Divole | March 24, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    WOW! She looks great.

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  28. Zanna | March 24, 2009 at 2:50 pm

    If Rich Port was here, I’d surely be kissing his ass.

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  29. Galtacticus | March 24, 2009 at 2:51 pm

    Eww! Even after 10 pints of guinness i wouldn’t do her!

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  30. Rhialto | March 24, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    So romantic,they both having fish and chips by candlelight!

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  31. Jrz | March 24, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    ZannaTroll ….because chewing on sandpaper just isn’t annoying as fuck enough.

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  32. Nero | March 24, 2009 at 3:04 pm

    If Guy Ritchie gets bored he can always flap-in and flap-out her boob!

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  33. JustSayin | March 24, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    If I was on an island with both Geri and Madonna and I couldn’t talk the two into a threeway then for sure I’d be throwing Madonna to the sharks. If I had to choose between a fugly filthy rich woman and a beautiful sorta rich woman to cure my cravings. It’s a slam dunk. I choose the woman I could screw without taking Viagra.

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  34. question | March 24, 2009 at 3:13 pm

    She’s… old. And that tanner just makes her older.

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  35. fearsarewishes | March 24, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    Dear Jrz,

    You are still the most idiotic cunt that has ever appeared on this or any other blog.

    Fuck you and all your cunty friends. Fuck you all the way to Fucksburg.

    Thank you.

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  36. RichPort's Ghost | March 24, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    #35 –

    Dear Douche (ahem)

    Douchity douche , douche douche douche, douche douche .

    Douche you very much.

    RichPort’s Ghost

    PS – Jrz rocks

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  37. Fuck U | March 24, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    Even though mimi is an asshole…I have to agree with her.
    Fish, this site is fucked and so are you.

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  38. Jrz | March 24, 2009 at 3:35 pm

    Thanks #35. Coming from a scumbag like you that’s a compliment.

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  39. Jennyjenjen | March 24, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    ZANNNNNA!!! This is such a proud day! You’re a woman now… You have your very own troll!

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  40. RichPort's Ghost | March 24, 2009 at 4:03 pm

    I will say, this chicks tits look oddly like Cisco Adler’s balls.

    PS – Zanna rocks too

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  41. Frank N Stein | March 24, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    I would suck on those Spice Girls until she became my lover.

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  42. kingofbeer | March 24, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    oompa loompa spice

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  43. Circlejerk | March 24, 2009 at 4:26 pm

    Rich, Zanna, and JRZ are wiccans in a polyamourous living situation somewhere in the area of Sherman Oaks, CA.

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  44. Pheel | March 24, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    You mean he’s gonna fuck a Madonna wannabe ????? The woman even named her daughter Madonna for christ’s sake ! That’s hilarious and horribly pathetic :)

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  45. 1moreidiotintheworld | March 24, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    That dress was made to hold up tits twice the size of hers………

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  46. dog dog dog | March 24, 2009 at 11:38 pm

    >That dress was made to hold up tits twice the size of hers………

    Haha, exactly.

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  47. dog dog dog | March 24, 2009 at 11:42 pm

    #45
    >That dress was made to hold up tits twice the size of hers………

    Haha, exactly.

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  48. gerard Vandenberg | March 25, 2009 at 1:27 am

    HER TITs WANTED TO LEFT FOR AMERICA, folks!!

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  49. demiiio | March 25, 2009 at 8:02 am

    of course Not.she just went to his pub with lots of friends.they never speack.and the most important thing.geri is a huge fan of madonna.and she will never date him.its ridiculous.now guy own a pub and its normal that lots of celebraties go there.guy looks terrible old

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  50. mmm | March 25, 2009 at 8:09 am

    first madonna is 50 but looks incredible hot and i wonder if my wife will look like her at 50.second one,geri met her ex boyfriend at guy ritchie pub.just that.geri never talk to guy and geri loves loves madonna.and yes geri daughter named madonna

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