Of Course We’ll Post A Geri Halliwell Panty Flash And Other News

- I’m not even sure Honey Boo Boo is still a thing anymore, but here’s their Christmas Card anyway in case People of Walmart goes down. [Gossip Cop]

- Samuel L. Jackson and Anne Hathaway made a surprisingly tolerable Funny or Die video that doesn’t even have Don Cheadle as Captain Planet. My mind, blown. [Lainey Gossip]

- I’m starting to think Russia should’ve won the Cold War. [theCHIVE]

- Kris and Bruce Jenner’s marriage is a sham? MY WHOLE WORLD IS A LIE. [Dlisted]

- Everything Wrong With “The Avengers” [BuzzFeed]

- Doutzen Kroes legs really are amazing. [Popoholic]

- Megan Fox shows off her least favorite body part, and yes, it’s her thumb. [TooFab]

- Hollywood’s making a Kojak movie starring Vin Diesel. This is how out of ideas they are. [FilmDrunk]

- Selena Gomez likes to have a nice, quiet dinner alone at Hooters. You read that. [Celebslam]

- Bella Thorne is underage. Bella Thorne is underage. Bella Thorne is underage. Bella Thorne is underage… [Hollywood Tuna]

- And start the rednecks saying Obama planned Sandy Hook to steal your guns. Like clockwork. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- LeAnn Rimes’ new album is entirely about her affair with Eddie Cibrian. Oh, good. [HuffPost Entertainment]

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