- I’m not even sure Honey Boo Boo is still a thing anymore, but here’s their Christmas Card anyway in case People of Walmart goes down. [Gossip Cop]
- Samuel L. Jackson and Anne Hathaway made a surprisingly tolerable Funny or Die video that doesn’t even have Don Cheadle as Captain Planet. My mind, blown. [Lainey Gossip]
- I’m starting to think Russia should’ve won the Cold War. [theCHIVE]
- Kris and Bruce Jenner‘s marriage is a sham? MY WHOLE WORLD IS A LIE. [Dlisted]
- Everything Wrong With “The Avengers” [BuzzFeed]
- Doutzen Kroes legs really are amazing. [Popoholic]
- Megan Fox shows off her least favorite body part, and yes, it’s her thumb. [TooFab]
- Hollywood’s making a Kojak movie starring Vin Diesel. This is how out of ideas they are. [FilmDrunk]
- Selena Gomez likes to have a nice, quiet dinner alone at Hooters. You read that. [Celebslam]
- Bella Thorne is underage. Bella Thorne is underage. Bella Thorne is underage. Bella Thorne is underage… [Hollywood Tuna]
- And start the rednecks saying Obama planned Sandy Hook to steal your guns. Like clockwork. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- LeAnn Rimes‘ new album is entirely about her affair with Eddie Cibrian. Oh, good. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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I’d still chew on her panties!
She looks like Shirley Temple as a middle aged hooker.
whoa…she’s looking good.
NO ZOOM, AAARRRRGHHHHH!!!!
“$500 will get you an hour and I don’t do anal”
check it out, Ms. Hathaway, and learn how to avoid pussy flashes
I would love to lick her asshole, among other things.
C’mon, you’ve never met her husband. He might be a really nice guy, for all you know.
Still hot.
Meh.