Geri Halliwell in a Bikini and Other News

May 11th, 2011 // 60 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Alec Baldwin just now got around to reading the script for Rock of Ages. [Popeater]

- 50 Cent admits to hoggin’ it with Chelsea Handler. [Huffington Post]

- January Jones’ baby daddy is… [Dlisted]

- Blake Lively is a giant. [Lainey Gossip]

- Julianne Hough is in a bikini. [Hollywood Tuna]

- So is Doutzen Kroes. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Chicks who Jesse James would probably say are better in bed than Sandra Bullock. [theCHIVE]

- Johnny Depp made Penelope Cruz dress up as poo. [The Fab Life]

- Kirstie Alley is now claiming she is a size 4. This could be true because I don’t think there is a size standard for those circus gorilla tutus. [Evil Beet Gossip]

- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley almost pulled a Britney. [MoeJackson]

- Adele‘s ex-boyfriend wants to get paid for dumping her. What’s the problem? [IDLYITW]

- Lily Aldridge is an angel. Literally. [Popoholic]

- How to Insult Amputees, Bakers, The French, The Japanese, and The Music Industry at Large [BuzzFeed]

- In case you’ve ever been watching a sporting event and thought, “I wonder If I’d like to bang these guys’ families?” [Bleacher Report]

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  1. You’d think someone who went by the name “Ginger Spice” would have known what sunblock is for.

  2. Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want!

  3. me

    Isn’t she like 50?

  4. dr.jimmy

    PS or tummy-tuck at last?

  5. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    Hugh Jass
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a younger more attractive Lindsay Lohan.

  6. Kirk Cameron's Abortion Doctor

    Hey, check out those pics of Bristol. She’s gone from a hypocritical, vapid cow to a hypocritical, vapid ostrich!

  7. Deacon Jones

    So Cock Dr, you’re a ginger, is this an approximate representation of you in a bikini ;-)

  8. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    buenaventura
    Commented on this photo:

    you are dismissed, lindsay lohan. now we got a less damaged and probably younger version of you.

  9. Chico

    My sperm would look great on her face.

  10. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    Heyhey
    Commented on this photo:

    So violently photoshopped she is barely recognizable.

  11. Used to be Ginger Spice.
    Smells and looks like Old Spice.

  12. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    the sad thing is i would do her in a heartbeat

  13. FruitLoop

    So she’s kinda curvy on one side, and straight as a ruler on the other….and her belly(button) looks like a Geoge Lucas 1997 CGI test?!

  14. Unimate

    Looks like Kristen Wiig with a boob job.

  15. Internet

    My girlfriend has the SAME EXACT androgynous face.

  16. The Critical Crassness

    Bad camera angle and a ill-fitting sh….oh fuck she isn’t wearing a shirt. Well, there goes that excuse for her strange body shape!

  17. The Everlasting Know-it-all

    Red on the head, fire in the bed. Nom nom nom

  18. I’d-Do-Her-Again Spice was always my favorite.

  19. Seat Filler

    I’d Ginger her Snap

  20. Greg Suarez

    With those narrow hips, that girl couldn’t have more than 6 or 7 children!

  21. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    Woofus
    Commented on this photo:

    She actually looks that good now. She hasn’t been porky for years

  22. weird, the older geri halliwell gets the more she looks like lindsay lohan

  23. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    Ana
    Commented on this photo:

    What the hell is goin on with that belly button?

  24. Clarence Beeks

    gross bellybutton, icky face. the rest is good though! lol

  25. Michelle

    Spell it with me people P-H-O-T-O-S-H-O-P.

  26. Mandiqua

    That is one long bellybutton!

  27. Nicole

    Photoshop and a tummy tuck.. Her belly button is off and weird looking.. or it’s just a bad photoshop picture.

  28. Roxy

    Oh Geri, this is not a good pic. Her nose looks huge and her torso looks absolutely shapeless.

  29. cc

    I’d dirty that up like white shorts in a Tide commercial.

  30. the captain

    these “SHORTS” have a goal.
    …….MASKING YOUR BELLY, folks!!

  31. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    lene
    Commented on this photo:

    something nasty about that belly button..

  32. Marco

    At first, I was thinking, “I’d so hit that.” But then I realized that the morning after I would be raw from rubbing up against that leathery sun-chapped hide.

  33. Uhm-hmm

    So definitely a tummy tuck, no way is that belly button real.

  34. Grace

    God, they photoshopped the fuck out of her stomach

  35. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    Anna
    Commented on this photo:

    photoshoped but still good., last time she ate an ice cream was probably 10 years ago

  36. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    Fawks
    Commented on this photo:

    -No hips
    -Shit-speckled butterface
    -Ridiculous floppy tits once they’re out of a bra
    -That bellybutton IS weird
    -Bad hair
    -Whiny needy cunt once she’s emotionally hooked to you

  37. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Super hot.

  38. I think I have the key that opens her stomach.

  39. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    If she is Baby Spice, does that make me Pedo Spice?

  40. this site is certainly worth loging on 2

  41. Super Junior Fighting!

    She has no waist, and has aged horribly.

  42. LEB

    Oookay, they airbrushed the crap out of her midsection. She’s had a kid (kids?). I get a little bit of doctoring (stretch marks aren’t pretty), but why not show her body more like it ACTUALLY is? I’m tired of celebrities looking so fake, especially those over 30.

  43. tlmck

    Photoshopped current face on someone else’s younger body.

    Always preferred Emma B. anyway.

  44. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    kilroy
    Commented on this photo:

    Man i would titty fuck her so hard and let her swallow my load

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