“Dear, what are you- okay, you’re cupping mummy’s breasts. And just standing there, not saying a word, good gracious. Um, my, this is awkward. Listen, sweetie, when a mummy loves a daddy.. type-person very much but hasn’t made a pound since 1998, she visits a very special doct- please, don’t play them like bongos.”
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Oh No don’t tell me she’s had another accident in the front!
Yup, it looks like she is in fact scraping out the poop with the beach towel!
Serious boundary issues there…