Geri Halliwell in a Biki- WHAT THE HELL?

June 17th, 2011 // 70 Comments

“Dear, what are you- okay, you’re cupping mummy’s breasts. And just standing there, not saying a word, good gracious. Um, my, this is awkward. Listen, sweetie, when a mummy loves a daddy.. type-person very much but hasn’t made a pound since 1998, she visits a very special doct- please, don’t play them like bongos.”

Photo: Bauer-Griffin

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  1. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    Jay
    Commented on this photo:

    Will you buy me a matching pair when I grow up, mommy?

  2. Slash

    Why do white women think being orange looks good? Or whatever the hell is going on with her skin. it’s distracting me from her rack.

    • The Critical Crassness

      Same reason black and /or brown women think bleached orangish hair looks good…some idiot male told them so, while trying to get into their panties.

      • Artofwar

        Bruhahaha …Damn Critical Crassness, did you really have to give it to Slash with both barrels??? Ouch…..Artofwar

      • AleisterCrowley

        If I had orange buckwheat hair I would die. If I had to go without food I would get my ass a Beyonce weave.

  3. You thinking what I’m thinking?

    Yeah.. heh heh… Lunch!

  4. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    OK, soo… that’s a nutsack.

  5. this is lindsay lohan in 10 years. except it should be me on her boobs

  6. The Critical Crassness

    Given your little dialog, you have obviously confused “Ginger Spice” and “Posh Spice”….Geri always had a rack,Victoria had hers installed by a professional boobologist!

  7. mimi

    Lindsay Lohan wishes she looks like this in 10 years. Alas, she’s already wrecked.

  8. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    a
    Commented on this photo:

    wow. she looks fan-fucking-tastic. how old is she?? daughter is adorable and wearing an age appropriate bathing suit, too.

  9. They must be listening to Phil Collins.

  10. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    David
    Commented on this photo:

    Lindsay Lohan looks 10 times worse then this right now. LL hit her peak at 18 in Mean Girls.

  11. subwayduck

    Oh em gee, the ads on the photo pages are ridiculous!

    Love the site. Just sayin’.

    • lol i know haven’t we seen enough of drop dead hippos for one day!

      • subwayduck

        It’s not just that. The video drops down and totally janks up my scrolling.

        As a fat gal, I ain’t gonna judge :-)

      • Honest Abe

        Her face is pretty enough to shoot it on, but then again, fat chicks are always hungry….

      • vitobonespur

        subwayduck —
        You’re not fat…you’re big-boned. Women are *supposed* to be round! And as I hear it, plus-sized women give incredible head because they understand and feel the common sensuality of both food and oral sex. So give yourself props where they are due!

  12. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess I’m glad that Tara Reid’s doctor is still getting work, but does he only know one trick?

  13. Well, as far as Ginger Spice goes, I think she looks better now then she did when she was portly and wearing stupid outfits with the Spice Whores.

    As for what my ‘Online reputation’ is, I don’t care. It’s ONLINE!!!

  14. Clarence Beeks

    ah, little kids grab their Mom’s boobs all the time. whatever.

  15. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    TurboZinger
    Commented on this photo:

    Ass doubles as a towel dispenser? That’s kinda handy!

  16. Fletch

    Looking though the pictures, I was getting a Jamie McCourt/Dina Lohan vibe. On the other hand, a few pictures give me the Lindsay/Tara Reid vibe. In other words, this chick is a mess.

  17. Artofwar

    ….Ummm, lets see how can I put this in the least
    Chester The Molester-ish structure…Oh, what the hell, there is no way—The little one seems to have more junk in her trunk now, than the mother has ever had, or for that matter, ever will.

    But not that I’m looking or anything, because that would be wrong….Artofwar

  18. I actually think the little girl is ticked off at her mother “Where were THESE when I was breast feeding BITCH?”

  19. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    Veronika Larsson
    Commented on this photo:

    Geri Halliwell will be 39 years old on August 6th, 2011. Surgery can only do so much to keep a woman beautiful past 35; proper diet, exercise, and genes all play a role.

    I think Geri looks beautiful in these photos and could pass for 30. Her little daughter is adorable!!!!!

  20. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    Honest Abe
    Commented on this photo:

    CAMMEL-ANKLE!!

  21. Cock Dr

    I just don’t understand why the blogger feels compelled to use so many photos that include little children.

  22. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Brown Spice.

  23. Brad Hallston

    Hey shes pushin’ 40 and I’d still lick her asshole. That has to mean she’s in line for some sort of award.

    • The Everlasting Know-It-All

      Yeah I’d be ear deep in Geri

    • vitobonespur

      I googleimaged her and I think she looks great! And while I’m at it, I think her tits look real. (Yes, google has some nude shots of her…). Her ass looks preetty good as well.

  24. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    Eddie
    Commented on this photo:

    This picture is a incest loving pedophiles wet dream! A little girl with a wedgie feeling her mothers boobs.

    Chris Hanson must be at his house by now!

  25. Brooke

    I keep hearing Funnybot going “awk-waaaard” whenever I see this, which is annoying because that was a stupid episode of South Park (as was 95% of this season).

    You know your breasts look fake when even a small child grows suspicious. “The rest of you is all saggy, but these just won’t stay down!”

  26. the captain

    is this picture to please PAEDOPHILES, or what?

  27. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    J-Dizzle
    Commented on this photo:

    Mommy! Mommy! Will mine be this big so I can do porn when I grow up!?

  28. Jon "Bigot" Stewart

    yeh WHAT THE HELL?

    its not like she SUCKED MILK OUT OF THEM WITH HER MOUTH A FEW YEARS AGO

  29. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    duh!
    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh honey, one day you’ll have them too. We’ll get a 2 for 1 special when mine turns rock hard and needs to be replaced.”

  30. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    JMS
    Commented on this photo:

    Let’s not pretend we all wouldn’t be doing the same thing if we had the chance.

  31. Jennifomdabloc

    The little girl has a mean wedgie.

  32. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    Jess
    Commented on this photo:

    “Just seeing if there’s anything left; you can’t cook for shit, mum”

  33. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d smash her back door in and shout “I love you Sporty” at the moment of no return. Yeah that’d learn her he he!

  34. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d smash her back door in and shout “I love you Scary” at the moment of no return. Yeah that’d learn her he he!

  35. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d smash her back door in and shout “I love you Baby” at the moment of no return. Yeah that’d learn her he he!

  36. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d smash her back door in and shout “I love you Posh” at the moment of no return. Yeah that’d learn her he he!

  37. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    arnieblackblack
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d smash her back door in and shout “I love you Kerry Katona” at the moment of no return. Yeah that’d learn her he he!

  38. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    rican
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll tell You what I want, what I really really want…

  39. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    Dave101
    Commented on this photo:

    Geri’s tits still look great! I don’t think she’s had them done, she’s always been busty. They still look nice and firm to me.

  40. Ruan

    Ha ha ha I think the young kid is measuring her mom’s breast ,and she must be hoping to get that type in future LOL..
    Plz post some hot topics on super model Adriana Lima ,i love her.

  41. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Digging for the remnants of her career.

  42. God is Black

    “give me the Lindsay/Tara Reid vibe.” Seriously, your kidding? She is in her 40s and has a cute kid. Lindsay/Tara are half her age but look like her now! The former two couldn’t even keep those handheld digital pets alive; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamagotchi

  43. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    stevebeagle
    Commented on this photo:

    kinda looks like she shit herself in pic #4

  44. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    blocker
    Commented on this photo:

    Geri is a very sexy woman i would love her legs wrapped round my neck

  45. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    blocker
    Commented on this photo:

    Geri you have a creamepie ass

  46. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    Yup
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s checking for melanoma. What a sweet kid!

  47. Chester the molester

    Her daughter has nice ass cheeks. I’d love to part them and lick her little pink asshole.

  48. lovethemyoung

    I love the fact that everyone in here is trying to ignore that the little girl has a really decent ass!

  49. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    Pat
    Commented on this photo:

    Now she’s re-arranging the poop in her bottom! You would think she would just go clean herself up.

  50. Geri Halliwell Bikini
    Pat
    Commented on this photo:

    Now it just looks lick she pushed it further in the crack of her ass rather than just cleaning up! YUCK!

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