“Dear, what are you- okay, you’re cupping mummy’s breasts. And just standing there, not saying a word, good gracious. Um, my, this is awkward. Listen, sweetie, when a mummy loves a daddy.. type-person very much but hasn’t made a pound since 1998, she visits a very special doct- please, don’t play them like bongos.”
Photo: Bauer-Griffin
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Will you buy me a matching pair when I grow up, mommy?
Why do white women think being orange looks good? Or whatever the hell is going on with her skin. it’s distracting me from her rack.
Same reason black and /or brown women think bleached orangish hair looks good…some idiot male told them so, while trying to get into their panties.
Bruhahaha …Damn Critical Crassness, did you really have to give it to Slash with both barrels??? Ouch…..Artofwar
If I had orange buckwheat hair I would die. If I had to go without food I would get my ass a Beyonce weave.
You thinking what I’m thinking?
Yeah.. heh heh… Lunch!
OK, soo… that’s a nutsack.
HOLY LIEUTENANT EINHORN!!!
this is lindsay lohan in 10 years. except it should be me on her boobs
Given your little dialog, you have obviously confused “Ginger Spice” and “Posh Spice”….Geri always had a rack,Victoria had hers installed by a professional boobologist!
Lindsay Lohan wishes she looks like this in 10 years. Alas, she’s already wrecked.
Lindsay Lohan actually looks older than her! :s
wow. she looks fan-fucking-tastic. how old is she?? daughter is adorable and wearing an age appropriate bathing suit, too.
They must be listening to Phil Collins.
Lindsay Lohan looks 10 times worse then this right now. LL hit her peak at 18 in Mean Girls.
Oh em gee, the ads on the photo pages are ridiculous!
Love the site. Just sayin’.
lol i know haven’t we seen enough of drop dead hippos for one day!
It’s not just that. The video drops down and totally janks up my scrolling.
As a fat gal, I ain’t gonna judge :-)
Her face is pretty enough to shoot it on, but then again, fat chicks are always hungry….
subwayduck —
You’re not fat…you’re big-boned. Women are *supposed* to be round! And as I hear it, plus-sized women give incredible head because they understand and feel the common sensuality of both food and oral sex. So give yourself props where they are due!
I guess I’m glad that Tara Reid’s doctor is still getting work, but does he only know one trick?
Well, as far as Ginger Spice goes, I think she looks better now then she did when she was portly and wearing stupid outfits with the Spice Whores.
As for what my ‘Online reputation’ is, I don’t care. It’s ONLINE!!!
ah, little kids grab their Mom’s boobs all the time. whatever.
Ass doubles as a towel dispenser? That’s kinda handy!
Looking though the pictures, I was getting a Jamie McCourt/Dina Lohan vibe. On the other hand, a few pictures give me the Lindsay/Tara Reid vibe. In other words, this chick is a mess.
….Ummm, lets see how can I put this in the least
Chester The Molester-ish structure…Oh, what the hell, there is no way—The little one seems to have more junk in her trunk now, than the mother has ever had, or for that matter, ever will.
But not that I’m looking or anything, because that would be wrong….Artofwar
I actually think the little girl is ticked off at her mother “Where were THESE when I was breast feeding BITCH?”
Geri Halliwell will be 39 years old on August 6th, 2011. Surgery can only do so much to keep a woman beautiful past 35; proper diet, exercise, and genes all play a role.
I think Geri looks beautiful in these photos and could pass for 30. Her little daughter is adorable!!!!!
CAMMEL-ANKLE!!
I just don’t understand why the blogger feels compelled to use so many photos that include little children.
Brown Spice.
Hey shes pushin’ 40 and I’d still lick her asshole. That has to mean she’s in line for some sort of award.
Yeah I’d be ear deep in Geri
I googleimaged her and I think she looks great! And while I’m at it, I think her tits look real. (Yes, google has some nude shots of her…). Her ass looks preetty good as well.
This picture is a incest loving pedophiles wet dream! A little girl with a wedgie feeling her mothers boobs.
Chris Hanson must be at his house by now!
I keep hearing Funnybot going “awk-waaaard” whenever I see this, which is annoying because that was a stupid episode of South Park (as was 95% of this season).
You know your breasts look fake when even a small child grows suspicious. “The rest of you is all saggy, but these just won’t stay down!”
is this picture to please PAEDOPHILES, or what?
Mommy! Mommy! Will mine be this big so I can do porn when I grow up!?
yeh WHAT THE HELL?
its not like she SUCKED MILK OUT OF THEM WITH HER MOUTH A FEW YEARS AGO
“Oh honey, one day you’ll have them too. We’ll get a 2 for 1 special when mine turns rock hard and needs to be replaced.”
Let’s not pretend we all wouldn’t be doing the same thing if we had the chance.
The little girl has a mean wedgie.
“Just seeing if there’s anything left; you can’t cook for shit, mum”
I’d smash her back door in and shout “I love you Sporty” at the moment of no return. Yeah that’d learn her he he!
It’s Ginger, Sporty is Melany C!
That’s the point
Gaydar went off, unless “Lin” is female. In which case OverThirtyDar went off.
I’d smash her back door in and shout “I love you Scary” at the moment of no return. Yeah that’d learn her he he!
I’d smash her back door in and shout “I love you Baby” at the moment of no return. Yeah that’d learn her he he!
I’d smash her back door in and shout “I love you Posh” at the moment of no return. Yeah that’d learn her he he!
I’d smash her back door in and shout “I love you Kerry Katona” at the moment of no return. Yeah that’d learn her he he!
I’ll tell You what I want, what I really really want…
Geri’s tits still look great! I don’t think she’s had them done, she’s always been busty. They still look nice and firm to me.
Ha ha ha I think the young kid is measuring her mom’s breast ,and she must be hoping to get that type in future LOL..
Plz post some hot topics on super model Adriana Lima ,i love her.
Digging for the remnants of her career.
“give me the Lindsay/Tara Reid vibe.” Seriously, your kidding? She is in her 40s and has a cute kid. Lindsay/Tara are half her age but look like her now! The former two couldn’t even keep those handheld digital pets alive; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tamagotchi
kinda looks like she shit herself in pic #4
You beat me to it!, lol I was thinking the same thing!
people stop and on the other one she was trying to lick her moms boobs
Geri is a very sexy woman i would love her legs wrapped round my neck
Geri you have a creamepie ass
That’d be “cramepei”. Check your spelling.
She’s checking for melanoma. What a sweet kid!
Her daughter has nice ass cheeks. I’d love to part them and lick her little pink asshole.
I love the fact that everyone in here is trying to ignore that the little girl has a really decent ass!
Now she’s re-arranging the poop in her bottom! You would think she would just go clean herself up.
Now it just looks lick she pushed it further in the crack of her ass rather than just cleaning up! YUCK!