Geri Halliwell in a Biki- WHAT THE HELL?

“Dear, what are you- okay, you’re cupping mummy’s breasts. And just standing there, not saying a word, good gracious. Um, my, this is awkward. Listen, sweetie, when a mummy loves a daddy.. type-person very much but hasn’t made a pound since 1998, she visits a very special doct- please, don’t play them like bongos.”

Photo: Bauer-Griffin