Gerard Butler moves in on Travis Barker’s ex

October 14th, 2008 // 42 Comments

Almost as a direct response to Travis Barker blogging/whining about her not visiting him enough in the hospital, his ex-wife Shanna Moakler publicly hooked up with Scottish actor Gerard Butler at an LA club last night. Ouch. Nothing like sitting in a hospital bed with a charred wiener while your ex has crazy slow-motion sex on top of an elephant with the star of 300.

GERARD: This. Is. SPARTA! – And I’ll call you.
SHANNA: But you don’t have my number.
GERARD: Aye, that’s a wee bonny lass. Have a ya seen me kilt?
SHANNA: Are you pretending to only speak Scottish so you don’t have to call me?
GERARD: Begorra! …. Yes.

Photos: INFdaily.com
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  1. Keith

    First

  2. OJ's Mom

    I wonder if he yells “DO IT FOR THE GLORY!” when he dives in to that cooch?

  3. Nice One

    HIM: A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!

    HER: Shut up and fuck me!

  4. Joe Cat

    I wouldn’t mind seeing him kick Barker in the chest.

  5. Yeah, she looks way better now, what with the little boy haircut. And who the fuck is Gerard Butler? I saw the 300 and I don’t member him. Then again I was drinking a bit..

  6. OJ's Mom

    More like: “This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I’m not your King. “

  7. mamadough

    great mom hair cut shanna. nothing says ” bang me in the ass” like that PTA look. but good for her, fuck that whiny piece burnt hot dog.

    p.s. keith gobbles wiener.

  8. poo man group

    Yeah, I gotta say… that haircut is the antidote for a raging hard-on. Christ already, why are all these bitches chopping their hair off? Are we on the verge of a total butch revolution, or what?

  9. chuckufarley

    ‘Begorrah’ is Irish, numbnutz.

    Fucking dumb Americans.

  10. syn

    He HAS to be able to do better than that.

  11. Yeah, I wouldn’t have guessed he was this hard up right now.

    I also wouldn’t have guessed that she was Miss USA and a Playboy Centerfold. I thought she was just some tramp Travis found in a dumpster behind a trailer park.

    BOTTOM LINE: She may have had physical contact with Travis Barker at some point. Travis Barker allegedly had physical contact with Paris Hilton at some point.

  12. Wasn’t he Dracula in Dracula 2000? Compared to then now he looks like a porker.

  13. verolamb

    WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIM? He could get any woman he wants, and he goes for that!!!

  14. Dude, I’d be Gerard’s cummy tissue. The man shoots love missles out his cock. *sigh*

  15. shellibelli

    i dont care ID fuck him 9 ways to sunday

    by the way is he shooting a bird in the last photo? and he is so not intersested in her it looks like. He isnt even looking at her!

  16. For the love of whoever, somebody please tell me why our comments are getting fucked with!!! I don’t need to know what drinking or “bird” means and I hate scrolling over shit that pops out atcha like a boner on the guy standing right behind you on the subway…..it’s just creepy!!

  17. Barryfromeasterenders

    at least she is not a mudshark.

  18. JimmyBachaFungool

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  19. missywissy

    Those earings look like they hurt.

  20. fuck it

    this website has gotten fuckin lame..

  21. 1) “Begorrah” was meant to be out of place as the dialogue suggested he was “pretending to speak Scottish.”

    2) Porker? Have you seen Men’s Health? This guy is a fucking animal. I’m in good shape myself, but to be in the shape he’s in right now is quite a feat.

  22. meee

    uh, you can speak scottish, dipshit.

    they speak english there.

  23. I know Scots speak English, douche. But, there are words in the Scottish culture that don’t exactly translate. So, if you make up or use words from another language, unless someone is fluent in Scottish dialect, you would never know. FYITF

    ex. dreich, Hogmanay, high heid yin, palaver, Sassenach, scunner, sgian dubh, stramash, stravaig , trauchle

    Are you familioar with these words? Me neither. Point made.

  24. I know Scots speak English, douche. But, there are words in the Scottish culture that don’t exactly translate. So, if you make up or use words from another language, unless someone is fluent in Scottish dialect, you would never know. FYITF

    ex. dreich, Hogmanay, high heid yin, palaver, Sassenach, scunner, sgian dubh, stramash, stravaig , trauchle

    Are you familioar with these words? Me neither. Point made.

  25. I know Scots speak English, douche. But, there are words in the Scottish culture that don’t exactly translate. So, if you make up or use words from another language, unless someone is fluent in Scottish dialect, you would never know. FYITF

    ex. dreich, Hogmanay, high heid yin, palaver, Sassenach, scunner, sgian dubh, stramash, stravaig , trauchle

    Are you familiar with these words? Me neither. Point made.

  26. Damn that gotta hurt,,, Hey travis you see how shes facing him,,,shes asking him to slay it again,,,in so many words….

  27. Kahlee

    actually I know what scunner means

    as in ‘I’ve taken a scunner to him’

  28. stephanie

    Gawd, he is hot.

  29. dudeq

    Nice comments, fish. You are the man. Still laughing.

  30. dudeq

    Nice comments, fish. You are the man. Still laughing.

  31. Ryan the Canadian

    I would not take those scraps. Travis has a dodgy todger. It is written all over him. At best, I would jerk off on her and walk out furious, straight arming the front door.

  32. Ryan the Canadian

    Read ‘Filth’ by Irvine Welsh if you ken who that is……..

  33. Paul

    “Begorrah” I have never heard an Irish person say that word…its a cliche. Its like saying Americans like adding ‘Awesome’ to pretty much every sentence…oh wait!

  34. svv df

    “sassenach” means english man/woman
    And by the way he is handsome and a good actor.No more else to say

  35. Vessel

    #35
    It means ‘foreigner’ you stupid cunt.

  36. ……………………………..SHANNA CAN BE KILLED?

  37. emmyem

    OK Fish, that fake (or WAS it?) dialouge between Gerard and Shanna, even the “Begorrah” part, (who cares if that’s Irish, I mean WHO cares?) It was FUNNY stuff fish.You rule.

  38. emmyem

    …..AND….Shanna was heard saying to Gerard, “On it, or with it”, and she was not referring to his shield. Well, not the kind in the movie, anyway.
    Thanks folks. I’ll be in Hooterville all week.

  39. Summer

    I completly love gerald butler but come on get some taste already , you cant be that desperate.!!

  40. sariyou

    AHAHA, he looks like Quagmire in that first photo

  41. Such a loving pair, brings a tear to my eye; oh wait that’s from yawning due to boredom.

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