Almost as a direct response to Travis Barker blogging/whining about her not visiting him enough in the hospital, his ex-wife Shanna Moakler publicly hooked up with Scottish actor Gerard Butler at an LA club last night. Ouch. Nothing like sitting in a hospital bed with a charred wiener while your ex has crazy slow-motion sex on top of an elephant with the star of 300.
GERARD: This. Is. SPARTA! – And I’ll call you.
SHANNA: But you don’t have my number.
GERARD: Aye, that’s a wee bonny lass. Have a ya seen me kilt?
SHANNA: Are you pretending to only speak Scottish so you don’t have to call me?
GERARD: Begorra! …. Yes.
Photos: INFdaily.com
Keith | October 14, 2008 at 1:25 pm
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OJ's Mom | October 14, 2008 at 1:25 pm
I wonder if he yells “DO IT FOR THE GLORY!” when he dives in to that cooch?
Nice One | October 14, 2008 at 1:27 pm
HIM: A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!
HER: Shut up and fuck me!
Joe Cat | October 14, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I wouldn’t mind seeing him kick Barker in the chest.
FRIST!!! | October 14, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Yeah, she looks way better now, what with the little boy haircut. And who the fuck is Gerard Butler? I saw the 300 and I don’t member him. Then again I was drinking a bit..
OJ's Mom | October 14, 2008 at 1:28 pm
More like: “This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I’m not your King. “
mamadough | October 14, 2008 at 1:29 pm
great mom hair cut shanna. nothing says ” bang me in the ass” like that PTA look. but good for her, fuck that whiny piece burnt hot dog.
p.s. keith gobbles wiener.
poo man group | October 14, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Yeah, I gotta say… that haircut is the antidote for a raging hard-on. Christ already, why are all these bitches chopping their hair off? Are we on the verge of a total butch revolution, or what?
chuckufarley | October 14, 2008 at 1:51 pm
‘Begorrah’ is Irish, numbnutz.
Fucking dumb Americans.
syn | October 14, 2008 at 1:58 pm
He HAS to be able to do better than that.
Narcissist | October 14, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Yeah, I wouldn’t have guessed he was this hard up right now.
I also wouldn’t have guessed that she was Miss USA and a Playboy Centerfold. I thought she was just some tramp Travis found in a dumpster behind a trailer park.
BOTTOM LINE: She may have had physical contact with Travis Barker at some point. Travis Barker allegedly had physical contact with Paris Hilton at some point.
Jayger | October 14, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Wasn’t he Dracula in Dracula 2000? Compared to then now he looks like a porker.
verolamb | October 14, 2008 at 2:30 pm
WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIM? He could get any woman he wants, and he goes for that!!!
jenipurrr | October 14, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Dude, I’d be Gerard’s cummy tissue. The man shoots love missles out his cock. *sigh*
shellibelli | October 14, 2008 at 2:39 pm
i dont care ID fuck him 9 ways to sunday
by the way is he shooting a bird in the last photo? and he is so not intersested in her it looks like. He isnt even looking at her!
FRIST!!! | October 14, 2008 at 3:04 pm
For the love of whoever, somebody please tell me why our comments are getting fucked with!!! I don’t need to know what drinking or “bird” means and I hate scrolling over shit that pops out atcha like a boner on the guy standing right behind you on the subway…..it’s just creepy!!
Barryfromeasterenders | October 14, 2008 at 3:16 pm
at least she is not a mudshark.
JimmyBachaFungool | October 14, 2008 at 3:26 pm
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missywissy | October 14, 2008 at 3:27 pm
Those earings look like they hurt.
fuck it | October 14, 2008 at 3:30 pm
this website has gotten fuckin lame..
squirrel | October 14, 2008 at 4:11 pm
1) “Begorrah” was meant to be out of place as the dialogue suggested he was “pretending to speak Scottish.”
2) Porker? Have you seen Men’s Health? This guy is a fucking animal. I’m in good shape myself, but to be in the shape he’s in right now is quite a feat.
meee | October 14, 2008 at 4:12 pm
uh, you can speak scottish, dipshit.
they speak english there.
squirrel | October 14, 2008 at 4:20 pm
I know Scots speak English, douche. But, there are words in the Scottish culture that don’t exactly translate. So, if you make up or use words from another language, unless someone is fluent in Scottish dialect, you would never know. FYITF
ex. dreich, Hogmanay, high heid yin, palaver, Sassenach, scunner, sgian dubh, stramash, stravaig , trauchle
Are you familioar with these words? Me neither. Point made.
squirrel | October 14, 2008 at 4:20 pm
I know Scots speak English, douche. But, there are words in the Scottish culture that don’t exactly translate. So, if you make up or use words from another language, unless someone is fluent in Scottish dialect, you would never know. FYITF
ex. dreich, Hogmanay, high heid yin, palaver, Sassenach, scunner, sgian dubh, stramash, stravaig , trauchle
Are you familioar with these words? Me neither. Point made.
squirrel | October 14, 2008 at 4:21 pm
I know Scots speak English, douche. But, there are words in the Scottish culture that don’t exactly translate. So, if you make up or use words from another language, unless someone is fluent in Scottish dialect, you would never know. FYITF
ex. dreich, Hogmanay, high heid yin, palaver, Sassenach, scunner, sgian dubh, stramash, stravaig , trauchle
Are you familiar with these words? Me neither. Point made.
squirrel | October 14, 2008 at 4:22 pm
*familiar
Rough Daddy | October 14, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Damn that gotta hurt,,, Hey travis you see how shes facing him,,,shes asking him to slay it again,,,in so many words….
Kahlee | October 14, 2008 at 4:49 pm
actually I know what scunner means
as in ‘I’ve taken a scunner to him’
stephanie | October 14, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Gawd, he is hot.
dudeq | October 14, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Nice comments, fish. You are the man. Still laughing.
dudeq | October 14, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Nice comments, fish. You are the man. Still laughing.
Ryan the Canadian | October 15, 2008 at 2:33 am
I would not take those scraps. Travis has a dodgy todger. It is written all over him. At best, I would jerk off on her and walk out furious, straight arming the front door.
Ryan the Canadian | October 15, 2008 at 2:39 am
Read ‘Filth’ by Irvine Welsh if you ken who that is……..
Paul | October 15, 2008 at 4:21 am
“Begorrah” I have never heard an Irish person say that word…its a cliche. Its like saying Americans like adding ‘Awesome’ to pretty much every sentence…oh wait!
svv df | October 15, 2008 at 5:50 am
“sassenach” means english man/woman
And by the way he is handsome and a good actor.No more else to say
Vessel | October 15, 2008 at 8:48 am
#35
It means ‘foreigner’ you stupid cunt.
gerard Vandenberg | October 15, 2008 at 12:46 pm
……………………………..SHANNA CAN BE KILLED?
emmyem | October 15, 2008 at 1:13 pm
OK Fish, that fake (or WAS it?) dialouge between Gerard and Shanna, even the “Begorrah” part, (who cares if that’s Irish, I mean WHO cares?) It was FUNNY stuff fish.You rule.
emmyem | October 15, 2008 at 1:16 pm
…..AND….Shanna was heard saying to Gerard, “On it, or with it”, and she was not referring to his shield. Well, not the kind in the movie, anyway.
Thanks folks. I’ll be in Hooterville all week.
Summer | October 17, 2008 at 2:50 pm
I completly love gerald butler but come on get some taste already , you cant be that desperate.!!
sariyou | October 17, 2008 at 6:51 pm
AHAHA, he looks like Quagmire in that first photo
wii sensor bar | January 9, 2010 at 11:05 pm
Such a loving pair, brings a tear to my eye; oh wait that’s from yawning due to boredom.