Gerard Butler battling Jessica Simpson’s breasts?

October 22nd, 2009 // 35 Comments

Jessica Simpson might be the latest notch on Gerard Butler’s belt. The two were spotted together Tuesday night, according to Page Six:

“They were at a table with friends, but Jessica and Gerard, who sat next to each other, seemed to only be interested in each other and chatted for hours,” a spy told Page Six. “They were laughing and flirting and eventually left together, along with Ken [Paves].”

Remember that scene in 300 where Gerard Butler’s character spears an elephant in slow-motion? That’s all I’m saying.

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Comments (35)

  1. havoc | October 22, 2009 at 11:17 am

    “Along with Ken”?

    .

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  2. JADE | October 22, 2009 at 11:22 am

    Just don’t see then two together in a romantic way.

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  3. ******KrazyHotKelli********** | October 22, 2009 at 11:25 am

    I bet her puzzy zmells like raw zewage. I am much hotter than thiz zkank!
    Zhe would love to have me az well az mozt of you lozerz!

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  4. I believe I told you my name in my last post, thank you very much. | October 22, 2009 at 11:43 am

    Is that “all you’re saying”, Fish? that line, along with “just sayin” is corny

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  5. Derrick | October 22, 2009 at 11:48 am

    Fatty keeps wearing her fatty clothes that hide her gut and tree stump legs. She really needs to hire a personal trainer and get to work. That overbleached blonde look can only carry you so far Jessica.

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  6. the biotch | October 22, 2009 at 11:48 am

    who cares about her and butler–WHY DOES SHE KEEP WEARING HIGH WAISTED PANTS??? DOES SHE NOT OWN A MIRROR? and why am i yelling?

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  7. lamuke | October 22, 2009 at 11:57 am

    yeah…it wasn’t Butler’s character that kills the elephant…..dumbass.

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  8. Don | October 22, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    God I would love to motorboat those massive mammoth mammaries.

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  9. Harold^Sick | October 22, 2009 at 12:12 pm

    While seemingly an impossible feat, Gerard Butler just became a bit more cool in my book.

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  10. AC | October 22, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    I’m confused. Why do people think she’s fat? She’s probably thinner than all the losers who make fun of her weight.

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  11. O'Roughly factor | October 22, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    Careful GB, Ken Paves might C-block you…(Literally)

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  12. Onyx Blackman | October 22, 2009 at 12:28 pm

    Ken Paves has the bomb ass hair extensions.

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  13. Gerards Brother | October 22, 2009 at 12:35 pm

    If Jess has now tasted some “Scottish Meat” she’s never going to go back to all you soya Lathi drinking pussies! I’m just saying!

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  14. Tyrone Biggums | October 22, 2009 at 12:56 pm

    You guys bashing Jessica Simpson are insane. She is THE perfect woman.

    - Gorgeous face
    - Awesome natural rack
    - Rich
    - Dumb as a bag of hammers

    It doesn’t get any better than that.

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  15. chris | October 22, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    man i could do all kind of fun stuff with that.

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  16. Wayne | October 22, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    I totally agree with Tyrone – I don’t care what anybody says about her, she’s ridiculously gorgeous – one of the sexiest celebs ever.

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  17. Wayne | October 22, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    I totally agree with Tyrone – I don’t care what anybody says about her, she’s ridiculously gorgeous – one of the sexiest celebs ever.

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  18. Jessie | October 22, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    everytime you say something rude about Jessica Simpson’s weight it makes me want to stop reading this website, because you’re obviously insane. But like i said it makes me want to stop, doesnt mean I will.

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  19. Laura | October 22, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    I agree with Jessie. I generally love this site and I appreciate that really it is all said in fun. I really don’t understand the haters. But to bring a little sanity into this would be nice. First of all, Jessica Simpson is not fat. Sure, she in not an anorexic, bone rack with bones sticking out all over the place, but fat? Come on people. Give your heads a shake. It’s like all the haters are looking at her through a media induced “House Of Mirrors” WTF?

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  20. Diane | October 22, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    You’re completely nuts. You only WISH you could be with a woman as hot as Jessica. She looks slammin’ … if I had a body like hers, I’d have a whole different life. Get over yourself.

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  21. oohlala | October 22, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    okay everyone…i like gerard butler, lots! but, i also realize that he wasn’t out with Jessica, but Ken Paves. That was the real date, and i have noticed that he likes men smaller then him. Look at past pictures of his male friends. Gerard should just admit that he is gay, and get it over with. He will still be a very handsome and great actor to me.

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  22. oohlala | October 22, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    okay everyone…i like gerard butler, lots! but, i also realize that he wasn’t out with Jessica, but Ken Paves. That was the real date, and i have noticed that he likes men smaller then him. Look at past pictures of his male friends. Gerard should just admit that he is gay, and get it over with. He will still be a very handsome and great actor to me.

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  23. cc | October 22, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    I am starting to worry that I am going to be the last man who hasn’t banged Jessica Simpson.

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  24. Darth | October 22, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    It can’t be the looks.It must be pheromone thing.

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  25. Rhialto | October 22, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    Maybe she did somehow recognize Daisy in Gerard Butler’s face.

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  26. No Return | October 22, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    Jessica fat? By warped Hollywood standards sure, but she is definitely not fat in reality. She looks great.

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  28. d | October 23, 2009 at 2:01 am

    are you shitting me?! Gerard Butler is gayer than gay came to Gay Town.

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  29. akku | October 23, 2009 at 7:00 am

    Yeah its cheap kinda of job never tried it too hard.

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  30. Jessica'sDeadDog | October 23, 2009 at 10:40 am

    As a dog I want you to know I prefer fat women to skinny. The fat ones always have a pocketful of treats. Occasionally they make a mistake stuffing those treats into their mouths and let one fall on the floor and then I get a free snack. This never happens with skinny women.

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  31. fffdd | October 23, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    What does one chat about with Jessica for hours? Well, actually, I assume that’s how long it takes to explain each 4th grade concept to her.

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  32. James | October 25, 2009 at 11:59 am

    Jessica and Jennifer Aniston keep swapping gay guys with each other.
    Both are dumb no acting idiots.

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  33. Blastoff Network | October 29, 2009 at 3:13 am

    G butler’s the man! always has the ladies lined up!

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  34. Dark Chocolate | November 27, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    Man, you have to be crazy not to be with this fine woman. Check that body out, that hourglass shape. Great set of boob’s, small waist and a dynamite butt!. If i had a chance to have her in my life, i would treat her like the lady she is. We could correct some of the dumb stuff she say, she’s worth it in my book!

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  35. Dark Chocolate | November 27, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    Man, you have to be crazy not to be with this fine woman. Check that body out, that hourglass shape. Great set of boob’s, small waist and a dynamite butt!. If i had a chance to have her in my life, i would treat her like the lady she is. We could correct some of the dumb stuff she say, she’s worth it in my book!

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