Gerard Depardieu Took a Leak in The Middle of a Plane Just to Prove a Point
Pretty much what I said in the headline but with more words. Via People:
The Golden Globe winner, 62, was on a CityJet flight from Paris to Dublin that was delayed on the tarmac when he asked to use the bathroom. After being told he had to wait until takeoff, he reportedly relieved himself in the aisle.
“I will only confirm that he, in effect, urinated in the plane,” a spokeswoman for the Air France-KLM subsidiary told AFP.
The carrier joked about the incident on Twitter on Wednesday morning. “As you may have seen on the news, we are busy mopping the floor of one of our planes this morning,” the airline wrote. “We’d also like to remind all passengers that our planes are fully equipped with toilet facilities.”
I was about to make a joke about the French no longer surrendering, but then I realized this story can also be read as Gerard Depardieu being met with adversity and immediately pissing himself. For all we know, this would’ve been his reaction to a lack of hot towels. “Non, non, I must have ze towels to moisturize my face, mademoiselle. You are leaving me no choice but to soil mah-self in defeat. Unless zose peanuts are honey roasted, oui? Non? I peez mahself now. Sacrebleu, that’s a warm!”
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