Gerard Depardieu Took a Leak in The Middle of a Plane Just to Prove a Point

August 17th, 2011 // 62 Comments

Pretty much what I said in the headline but with more words. Via People:

The Golden Globe winner, 62, was on a CityJet flight from Paris to Dublin that was delayed on the tarmac when he asked to use the bathroom. After being told he had to wait until takeoff, he reportedly relieved himself in the aisle.
“I will only confirm that he, in effect, urinated in the plane,” a spokeswoman for the Air France-KLM subsidiary told AFP.
The carrier joked about the incident on Twitter on Wednesday morning. “As you may have seen on the news, we are busy mopping the floor of one of our planes this morning,” the airline wrote. “We’d also like to remind all passengers that our planes are fully equipped with toilet facilities.”

I was about to make a joke about the French no longer surrendering, but then I realized this story can also be read as Gerard Depardieu being met with adversity and immediately pissing himself. For all we know, this would’ve been his reaction to a lack of hot towels. “Non, non, I must have ze towels to moisturize my face, mademoiselle. You are leaving me no choice but to soil mah-self in defeat. Unless zose peanuts are honey roasted, oui? Non? I peez mahself now. Sacrebleu, that’s a warm!”

Photos: Getty, Splash News

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  1. Facebook Me

    And in other news….

  2. The Regular Joe

    well actually when I think of my last flight it doesn’t sound so bad
    http://theregjoe.blogspot.com/2011/05/flight-nightmare.html

  3. wb

    more sexy than Brooke Hogan…

  4. Veronica

    I’m ashamed that I’m sexually attracted to him.

  5. And if we did that here in America we would be ripped off the plane, beaten to unconsciousness by a bunch of jackbooted thugs, pulled into a windowless room, stripped of all of our clothes, fisted anally by several different “authorities” and then finally arrested under the guise of being a “terrorist.”

    And all of that for the sake of “security”.

  6. Mike

    And then, to prove another point, he ate the plane.

  7. forrest gump

    …………….and he made a big wet point.

  8. trou de balle lol. but hey it wasn’t on a little girl like that skier supposedly did

  9. chev70

    If I did that on a British runway I would be arrested instantly, charged, and appear in court within a couple of hours.

    Then put on the sex offenders register.

    But not in France if you’re famous.

  10. rough guys finish first

    They got this guy on video tape, using that thumb for aim while his tongue hanged to the side of his mouth. Sight to behold.

  11. Frenchgal

    We will not surrender, we will pee on your planes !

  12. What the hell?

    What is Fat Bastard doing flying on a plane without mini-me?

  13. I just peed in the middle of this training room because the can is too far away. I like to think of myself as a bit of a revolutionary, too. Vive la France!

  14. rough bringing back the classics

    What a big freaking baby this guy is, he couldn’t use the empty booze bottle? It could’ve saved him a year’s worth of embarrassing press.

  15. Vivian

    It is not right to ask a 62 year old person to hold it, their bladder does not work the same, it’s just not right.

    • Gen

      I completey agree…have you ever been on a plane, stuck for two hours on the tarmac and you have to go pee and they tell you that you have to wait until the plane takes off but then…it doesn’t and you still wait another hour? I think he just proved a point!

    • scat cat

      OK, but still, he should’ve manned up and just pissed himself, versus making a spectacle. Typical girly FROG!

  16. Gerard Depardieu Peed On Plane
    The Most Interesting
    Commented on this photo:

    “And over zere, you can see me in ze Speedo I made from her fur… Breath-taking, iz it not?”

  17. AnnaDraconida

    European celebrities are just as disgusting as American ones

  18. Lilyness

    God I’m disgusted by this guy and to say he is like THE French actor everyone know about. Since he lost his son he completely lost it ! Insulting journalist, not showing for press junket … And Chev70 you are so right, rich or famous people in France aren’t afraid of anything because they never got any problems.

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    KC
    Commented on this photo:

    He was heard to yell, “Ze French Tony Soprano can oui oui wherever he wants! N’est-ce pas?”

  20. kimmykimkim

    Haha! This picture of him is fucking priceless! This is some hilarious shit! Makes me proud to have some French ancestry. Ok fine – French-Canadian. Ok, ok, Nova Scotia. Dammit! Fine, my great-grandma was Cajun, and we couldn’t understand a damn word that came out of her mouth. Love you Grandma LeBlanc!

  21. kimmykimkim

    They should be glad he even asked. I usually just go and if they don’t like it, oh well. Yes I use the facilities!….sometimes…

  22. welldoneson

    HEY, YOU GUYS!!!!!

  23. He’s French. I suppose they’re lucky he didn’t drop a deuce on the beverage cart.

  24. Cock Dr

    I love it when somebody does that…just as long as it’s not a plane that I’m on at the time.

  25. Dave Mustaine

    You guys failed to add the part where Depardieu fingered his own ass with his thumb, then proceeded to smell it.

    Isn’t the 1st pic his second attempt at it?

  26. Steelerchick

    He looks like a guy who would pee in a plane!!

  27. Clueless

    How do you “, in effect, urinate”?

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    rumpleforeskin
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Chaz Bono?

  29. Lucille

    LMAO…Sacre bleu!

  30. Gerard Depardieu Peed On Plane
    Dave Mustaine
    Commented on this photo:

    Ass nose

  31. Snides

    I never really cared much for The Sopranos. Zzzzzzzinger!!

  32. ito

    This man is such a disgrace… he’s acting like a pig, and has no manners whatsoever. He’s been on a slippery slope for a few years now, and getting worse and worse.

    Being French, I feel sorry for the image he conveys to other countries.

    He should indeed have been dragged to court, or at least rolled in his own piss before being kicked out of the plane (no need to put the stairwell back).

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    Lauren
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my god what happened to him? He looks like a microwaved marshmallow.

  34. beetlejuice23

    “I was about to make a joke about the French no longer surrendering.”

    Military history is surely not your strong point.
    Since 387 BC, France has fought 168 major wars (won 109, lost 49 and drawn 10 times).

    As you’re probably an uneducated american, i give you some quotes from some famous english people :

    “The French soldiers are grand. They are grand. There is no other word to express it.” – Arthur Conan Doyle

    “Their business is war, and they do their business.” – R. Kipling

    “…and a certain unconscious brutality of hurry and gesture in the men is related to their inexhaustible and extraordinary military courage. (…) Let a fool hate France.” – G.K. Chesterton

    And never forget that your country wouldn’t exist without the french aid during the revolution.

    • TomFrank

      “And never forget that your country wouldn’t exist without the french aid during the revolution.”

      I think we paid that debt and then some on D-Day, 1944.

      • beetlejuice23

        You’re right, and as a frenchman, i’ve always been grateful to all these young americans who risked their lives in WW2.
        But it pissed me off to hear “The French are Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys”
        when you consider for ex that we lost 1,700,000 men and more than 4,200,000 wounded during WW1.
        ( to give you a comparaison,during WW1, UK+USA+Canada+NZ+Australia lost “only 1,200,000 men).

      • actually tom if you visit mount vernon outside dc, there’s a key there that belonged to the bastille, that washington was given by the french after their revolution. see washington was the father of the french revolution as well. that’s how fast we paid our debt :)

  35. me

    I think he was overheard saying ” THEESE EEZ ZEE FRANCH VERZSHUN UHV SNAKES ON ZEE PLANE!”

  36. Fuck that mess.. let the man take a piss, jeez. Assholes.

    “We’d also like to remind all passengers that our planes are fully equipped with toilet facilities.”

    …that our fucking snit attendants will not let you use should they not be so inclined.

    WAR GERARD!

  37. slappy magoo

    That’s the look of a man you just caught peeping in the window of a half-naked girl who may or may not be underage, and assumes you’re there for the show, too (I’m assuming you’re not, please don’t prove me wrong).

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    cousin it
    Commented on this photo:

    will ya look at that. it’s bashed in peter nose boy.

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    cousin it
    Commented on this photo:

    look! it’s a refrigerator with a head.

  40. Tinklepants Astronaut

    Wow, Chaz Bono sure got old fast . . .

  41. This just goes to show that Gerard Depardieu is the greatest man alive. I’ll need to add this to my epic poem “The Ballad of Gerard Depardieu.”

  42. Levi

    whoa! THAT guy used to be a leading man in French films?
    still, despite letting it “all go” around the beltline, good for him! You know, we seriously are lacking entitled rich fucks that pee all over airplanes. There simply is not enough of these lovable jerkoffs!

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