Gerard Butler’s In Rehab
If you’ve been paying attention to Gerard Butler lately, he’s looked like death’s jizz rag and has or hasn’t been running around banging essentially nameless reality stars for weeks at a time. He has no clue. So the fact that he’s secretly been in rehab proves Brandi Glanville makes people regret every decision they’ve ever made starting with being with Brandi Glanville. TMZ reports:
We’re told Butler realized he was relying too much on prescription drugs and decided to head off a full-blown addiction by entering Betty Ford 3 weeks ago.
Sources tell TMZ … Butler also developed issues with cocaine, but the root problem appears to be the injuries and pain management.
Of course, the only way to interpret this news is MORE BITCHES FOR STEPHEN HAWKING!
(You really have no idea how hard it is to stop making these. No idea.)