Gerard Butler’s In Rehab

February 24th, 2012 // 20 Comments
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If you’ve been paying attention to Gerard Butler lately, he’s looked like death’s jizz rag and has or hasn’t been running around banging essentially nameless reality stars for weeks at a time. He has no clue. So the fact that he’s secretly been in rehab proves Brandi Glanville makes people regret every decision they’ve ever made starting with being with Brandi Glanville. TMZ reports:

We’re told Butler realized he was relying too much on prescription drugs and decided to head off a full-blown addiction by entering Betty Ford 3 weeks ago.
Sources tell TMZ … Butler also developed issues with cocaine, but the root problem appears to be the injuries and pain management.

Of course, the only way to interpret this news is MORE BITCHES FOR STEPHEN HAWKING!

(You really have no idea how hard it is to stop making these. No idea.)

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet


  1. Not

    Bring on 300 2

  2. Cock Dr

    This is what Jennifer Aniston’s new BF will look like in a few more months. She sucks out the life force with her ganja sex.

  3. El Jefe

    Wow, Brandi Glanville must have some terrible pussy. On top of giving you AIDS it also drives you to drugs.

  4. EricLr

    Good luck weening him off the pussy. You’d have better luck getting Lindsay Lohan off the everything.

  5. Razdrazsharp

    I don’t think you should ever stop making those audio clips. I love them too much.

  6. whiskeyafternoon

    these audio clips dominate.

  7. Your tongue, My balls.

    Issues with cocaine? Me too. There is never enough.

  8. Richard McBeef

    OK, sorry. If you are a dude and you are addicted to pills… You’re a big douching pussy. Pills are great for abuse here and there but only housewives should have a ‘problem’

    • pornstar

      yes, only housewives, you big man man you. Now, get off the comp and go get my nail polish, don’t forget the remover!

  9. Erica

    it’s been hours and i’m still laughing at “death’s jizz rag”

  10. Gerard Butler Shirtless
    Commented on this photo:

    What the hell happened? He was hot as balls in 300!?!

  11. forrest

    …..a boob job?
    ………..a nose correction?
    …………………………..or just rest?

    YOU NAME IT, folks!!

  12. Lucy928

    Hmmm. Even when he looks awful, like a “jizz rag”, he is still sexy.

  13. Gerard Butler Shirtless
    ellen kent
    Commented on this photo:

    Gerard butler is still the handsomest man on this planet.He has just lost to much weight..

  14. Gerard Butler Shirtless
    anonymous love
    Commented on this photo:

    My gosh,this man is astonishing beautiful.He actually takes my breath awaY From my body.I just love that face of his.He was born to be a star.They could put his face on the screen and nothing eles and I could stare for hours.He just fascinates me .I don’t think there is a man that has ever been born that beautiful.He was meant to be a star.

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