Gerard Butler Should Be The Poster Child For Rehab Because Jesus Christ

On Friday, we learned that Gerard Butler disappeared for a few weeks to get his shit straight in rehab presumably after finding out he banged Brandi Glanville and/or finally seeing his reflection in the mirror he was snorting coke off of. Long story short, it worked because here’s Gerard Butler at last night’s Vanity Fair Oscar party looking like the suave, debonair kind of poonhound instead of a strung out diddler of whatever reality skeez he can drag into a sewer for a bonny go. Seriously, he should give motivational speeches now. “Once I got off them wee drugs, lads, it was nothing but fancy pussy for ol’ Gerard.”

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