Gerard Butler is Dying

At one point, Gerard Butler was once Hollywood’s most desirable bachelor who’s bedded such women as [Insert any actress with a vagina here.] Except lately he looks like death’s gaunt, warmed-over brother Stevie who just needs a couple bucks for cab fare. Yeah, cab fare… Anyway, since we haven’t done any of these in a while, I’ll let you guys decide why King Leonidas is dying in front of our eyes by choosing one of these options below because it’s absolutely one of them. I’ll bet your children on it.

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