At one point, Gerard Butler was once Hollywood’s most desirable bachelor who’s bedded such women as [Insert any actress with a vagina here.] Except lately he looks like death’s gaunt, warmed-over brother Stevie who just needs a couple bucks for cab fare. Yeah, cab fare… Anyway, since we haven’t done any of these in a while, I’ll let you guys decide why King Leonidas is dying in front of our eyes by choosing one of these options below because it’s absolutely one of them. I’ll bet your children on it.
Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment.Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet
AIDS™
Friiiisstttttttt
Fucking pwnt by McBeef.
Fumus also has full blown AIDS™
Obviously it’s all that L’Oreal he’s been using.
The Machinist does NOT need a sequel.
But he’s a picture of health for a Scotsman!
THIS IS ANOREXIA!
Bad meat in a can.
G. Had sex with Jennifer Aniston.
Her iciness causes men to shrivel.
You forgot one other option: AGE…after all, Scotsmen live in the wilds of Southern California for only an average of 6 or 7 years.
What a complete mess!
Looks like a makeup test for a zombie movie.
Gerard Butler has a hand of a space alien.
Jennifer anistons pussy was so dry from lack of use it sucked all the water put of him when he fucked her.
I like the polls. Do them more often. Jerk.
Movie role.
Of course. This dude is in demand in Hollywood unlike Lilo.
You might have Leonidas survived the black plague, the prequel. It’s either that or an updated version of a very recent hit from the UK. You can tell because you’re able to detect bits of blood in the eyes and one leg seems to be dragging. I wouldn’t turn anything down either if i were him. Work is work.
I can’t say for sure.I need to see him naked, only then will I make a decision.
BUTT ASS NAKED
Sasha, we know it’s you. Quit frontin.
Not sure I get these “Dying” posts. Dull.
Well, you see, he looks dead, or dying. That’s all there is to it, really. Looks like he’s dying. Make sense now?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But WHEN?
It’s for his role in the upcoming movie, “Homeless Dad.” He just wants to see his kids, says the tagline.
This is what happens when you do romantic comedies with Aniston & Katherine Heigl.
Is this Lindsay Lohan’s male alter-ego in hopes she’ll get a vogue japan cover?
Don’t matter…..he is still HOT!!!!!
^ necromancer ^
LOL
Wow this is the stupidest “article” I’ve ever read in my life. You are such morons that you can’t even do the research to find out that Gerry’s weight loss is for an upcoming role. I can’t even believe I’ve lowered myself to not only click this “story” but actually comment – but I had to let you know how stupid this sounds.
Wow, you’re an idiot. It’s satire. Nobody care why he’s getting thin, only that it’s funny as hell to make fun of it! Duh!!!
It’s Gerard Butler. So, the movie will suck anyway.
Ha! Research! You’re hilarious!
Except for 300, every movie Butler’s starred in has sucked. So…yeah, OntheReal’s prediction rings true.
Neither funny nor clever.
This is the look of a man who regrets ever being in anything whose target audience were not males ages 18-25.
What on Earth? He looks fucking fabulous, but like he doesn’t see enough sleep or sunscreen, and…. and he is 41 and “Scottish” for fuck sake. So dude was lead by his dick from time to time… it happens to most with a pulse.
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with him? He went from totally hot to this pale anemic looking mess. I don’t care if it’s for a movie role or not….BRING BACK THE HOT Gerard!!
It’s the haggis!
He’s fuckin’ Scottish, how long did you think he’d look good for??
“No, I’m not interested in a quicky!”
I get that he’s a committed Method actor. But why did he wait until just now to take a vat of acid in the face to prepare for his role in “Phantom of the Opera?”
This fucker definitely has AIDS.
He’s walked off a lot of weight as a mailman.
Holy shit, I answered wrong, it’s heroin. Damn.
manorexia
……….he took his job more serious.
SO HE WENT SPORTING TOO?
I’d actually vote for crack. You’ll notice his hair looks dead, too. Now look at Lindsay Lohan’s hair today as compared with, say Mean Girls. I rest my case.
Just curious, do all of you look as good as you ever have? Do you dress up just to hang with the guys on a holiday weekend?
He isn’t dying…he’s just exhausted from all the vagina…
Sex burns calories! You’d lose weight, too, if you were getting it as often as he is.
He needs a tan or something
No, he’s fine. This is just how British people look.
He needs to put that Phantom of the Opera mask back on.
I’dstill do him…over and over
He is one of the best looking men in Hollywood today. this is some fucked up photo shop shit.
I’m pretty sure he’s suffering from facial photoshop
HE’S GAY!!!!
So deep in closet Tom cruze is dot on the horizon….
There was a recent blind item about two foreign-born well known actors who are good friends, always liked to party together and are now serious heroin addicts. Looks like half the puzzle has been solved…
Gerard butler is the most beautiful man in the world.End of discussion
I don’t think he is attractive in the least.
There is only one really beautifulman in Hollywood and that is Gerard Butler.His body is better than anyone ele’s in Hollywood.He has a very dramatic and beautiful man’s face.There is no one eles who even compares.He is like the eclipse of the sun,he blots everyone eles out.