Gerard Butler is Dying

September 6th, 2011 // 65 Comments

At one point, Gerard Butler was once Hollywood’s most desirable bachelor who’s bedded such women as [Insert any actress with a vagina here.] Except lately he looks like death’s gaunt, warmed-over brother Stevie who just needs a couple bucks for cab fare. Yeah, cab fare… Anyway, since we haven’t done any of these in a while, I’ll let you guys decide why King Leonidas is dying in front of our eyes by choosing one of these options below because it’s absolutely one of them. I’ll bet your children on it.

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  1. Richard McBeef


  2. Fumus


  3. Thomas

    Obviously it’s all that L’Oreal he’s been using.

  4. Gerard Butler Shirtless
    Commented on this photo:

    The Machinist does NOT need a sequel.

  5. GuyLeDouche

    But he’s a picture of health for a Scotsman!

  6. Dude of Dudes


  7. Mike Walker

    Bad meat in a can.

  8. hmna

    G. Had sex with Jennifer Aniston.

    Her iciness causes men to shrivel.

  9. You forgot one other option: AGE…after all, Scotsmen live in the wilds of Southern California for only an average of 6 or 7 years.

  10. Donald Trump

    What a complete mess!

  11. Gerard Butler Shirtless
    Motorboat Captain
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like a makeup test for a zombie movie.

  12. zomgbie

    Gerard Butler has a hand of a space alien.

  13. hoyage

    Jennifer anistons pussy was so dry from lack of use it sucked all the water put of him when he fucked her.

  14. I like the polls. Do them more often. Jerk.

  15. Yeesh

    Movie role.

    • Prince of roughness

      Of course. This dude is in demand in Hollywood unlike Lilo.

      You might have Leonidas survived the black plague, the prequel. It’s either that or an updated version of a very recent hit from the UK. You can tell because you’re able to detect bits of blood in the eyes and one leg seems to be dragging. I wouldn’t turn anything down either if i were him. Work is work.

  16. a pornstar

    I can’t say for sure.I need to see him naked, only then will I make a decision.


  17. shroom

    Not sure I get these “Dying” posts. Dull.

    • kimmykimkim

      Well, you see, he looks dead, or dying. That’s all there is to it, really. Looks like he’s dying. Make sense now?

  18. Crabby Old Guy

    Yeah, yeah, yeah. But WHEN?

  19. Hugh Jazz

    It’s for his role in the upcoming movie, “Homeless Dad.” He just wants to see his kids, says the tagline.

  20. OnTheRealThough

    This is what happens when you do romantic comedies with Aniston & Katherine Heigl.

  21. Mr. Awesomepants

    Is this Lindsay Lohan’s male alter-ego in hopes she’ll get a vogue japan cover?

  22. barb

    Don’t matter…..he is still HOT!!!!!

  23. A True Fan

    Wow this is the stupidest “article” I’ve ever read in my life. You are such morons that you can’t even do the research to find out that Gerry’s weight loss is for an upcoming role. I can’t even believe I’ve lowered myself to not only click this “story” but actually comment – but I had to let you know how stupid this sounds.

  24. TheListener

    Neither funny nor clever.

  25. Gerard Butler Shirtless
    Commented on this photo:

    This is the look of a man who regrets ever being in anything whose target audience were not males ages 18-25.

  26. Blue Phoenix Radio

    What on Earth? He looks fucking fabulous, but like he doesn’t see enough sleep or sunscreen, and…. and he is 41 and “Scottish” for fuck sake. So dude was lead by his dick from time to time… it happens to most with a pulse.

  27. Tootles

    Seriously what the fuck is wrong with him? He went from totally hot to this pale anemic looking mess. I don’t care if it’s for a movie role or not….BRING BACK THE HOT Gerard!!

  28. It’s the haggis!

  29. burtron

    He’s fuckin’ Scottish, how long did you think he’d look good for??

  30. Gerard Butler Shirtless
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, I’m not interested in a quicky!”

  31. Stanislavsky

    I get that he’s a committed Method actor. But why did he wait until just now to take a vat of acid in the face to prepare for his role in “Phantom of the Opera?”

  32. Venom

    This fucker definitely has AIDS.

  33. He’s walked off a lot of weight as a mailman.

  34. Gerard Butler Shirtless
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy shit, I answered wrong, it’s heroin. Damn.

  35. skuddles


  36. forrest gump

    ……….he took his job more serious.

  37. Colin

    I’d actually vote for crack. You’ll notice his hair looks dead, too. Now look at Lindsay Lohan’s hair today as compared with, say Mean Girls. I rest my case.

  38. Michele

    Just curious, do all of you look as good as you ever have? Do you dress up just to hang with the guys on a holiday weekend?

  39. Gerard Butler Shirtless
    Commented on this photo:

    He isn’t dying…he’s just exhausted from all the vagina…

    Sex burns calories! You’d lose weight, too, if you were getting it as often as he is.

  40. Clarice Starling

    He needs a tan or something

  41. Gerard Butler Shirtless
    Commented on this photo:

    No, he’s fine. This is just how British people look.

  42. Veronica

    He needs to put that Phantom of the Opera mask back on.

  43. fandy

    I’dstill do him…over and over

  44. crystal

    He is one of the best looking men in Hollywood today. this is some fucked up photo shop shit.

  45. jert01

    I’m pretty sure he’s suffering from facial photoshop

  46. Bigbadbarry

    HE’S GAY!!!!

    So deep in closet Tom cruze is dot on the horizon….

  47. Erin

    There was a recent blind item about two foreign-born well known actors who are good friends, always liked to party together and are now serious heroin addicts. Looks like half the puzzle has been solved…

  48. susan kent

    Gerard butler is the most beautiful man in the world.End of discussion

  49. Gerard Butler Shirtless
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t think he is attractive in the least.

  50. e.b

    There is only one really beautifulman in Hollywood and that is Gerard Butler.His body is better than anyone ele’s in Hollywood.He has a very dramatic and beautiful man’s face.There is no one eles who even compares.He is like the eclipse of the sun,he blots everyone eles out.

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